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In reply to slave to Woke

https://t.co/NQlESCvwBU get em out

never stop blocking their ass, this shit rocks, i am God
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In reply to poodie

@itsgirlcartman bird genius over here. bird knower

In reply to slave to Woke

1 bookmark. thank you

angry birds.. flappy birds.. suck my dick Muthah Fuckah

In reply to John Hamburger Jr

@BronzeHammer @websitehomepage @Honkamania117 im not about to take financial advice from some one named "crying man" .

RT @CrimeMan: Local Business Man Gets The Nod For "Tow Truck Driver Hall Of Fame"
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RT @CrimeMan: She's 68 Years Old Mad As Hell And She's Headed Straight To Jail:
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RT @CrimeMan: New High Tech-Tools Wouldn't Require Cops To Use Lethal Force
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RT @Crime_Man: Lost my soul down some girls ass

adam lanza.... you are todays "Main Character of Twitter"

ok sweety heres the score
rule #1 no ROCK & ROLL!
rule #2 no looking at HANDSOME HUNKS!
rule #3 if you leak this DM, my ass is turning GAY!

I said If im spending $5000 for a hotel room at disney land I better be aloud to FUCK mickey mouse

In reply to Honkamania

@Honkamania117 he should undelete that its good

In reply to Honkamania

@Honkamania117 who the fuck is this . my Father?

ted lasso just came by . he said You will never have mental health and you deserve to have depression because youre stupid. hes nicer on tv

In reply to slave to Woke

by autoblocking twitter blue guys u dont have to see their posts & they get a dopamine hit from thinking they made you mad. Everyones happy

https://t.co/NQlESCvwBU if youre still not using this as well as a decent ad blocker you are fucked on this site

RT @KingWoke: Who whats to going to tims

when all women are released from jail only then will i lower it.... https://t.co/PFopCh9pmt

Unimpressed by many peoples bull shit .

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RT @liar_hater: If 90% of your social interactions are through twitter and fb you have no life. #liarsneverwin #hypocrtitessuck

RT @liar_hater: Life is good without liars #splhypocrite #IloveNY http://t.co/d7pMEapSyk

i want a picture painted on my ceiling i think of don vito corleone smoking a crack pipe evilly

In reply to leigh mcG

@leighGFX i have a lot of problems with this

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@tom_on_here https://t.co/l5K8JyXSbE

In reply to Twf

@theworstfr @tom_on_here i am the real doctor star wars

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@tom_on_here no tact. no honor

they found cocaine in the damn white house. whats next. Marijunana?

RT @jayweingarten: Hello friends, this is tonight in Los Angeles

I hope you can join @matthewgoldin and me, plus these wonderful guests: @…

"we dont deserve dogs" of course we deserve dogs shit head. before we bred the evil out of them they were basically giant rats

100000 beloved pit bulls in pit bull heaven screaming at todays firework attack

pleased to partner with the following brands to deliver the next great american computer game . More to come https://t.co/RljJmQQCuE

i got some shit head in my recommended videos reviewing "mario 2". thank you i will check it out

refusing to give back stolen dog goes wrong https://t.co/idS0vX8bIU

sorry to my beloved friends on here. i have to unfollow you all to keep my feed up. i will miss you but my rate limit will be so nice

RT @smokerlover: i have a huge smoking fetish and i love to see girls smoking cigs.

RT @Smoker_Lover: @LILBTHEBASEDGOD i always wish to get high with you while your fucking my bitch

RT @Smoker_Lover: True http://t.co/FnRr4XvGey

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ELON HELP !!!! MY TESLA KILLED A KID

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https://t.co/9nJ93V2yoc i will probably post on one of these sites instead of this one pretty soon so Please follow my shit.

theyre called "Mutuals " because they "Mute U All" the time

100 girls are mad at me because i said that curious George deserves to be euthanized like a worm infested dog

RT @ElysianTheater: TONIGHT!

8p - Girl God (@GraceGFreud & @autogynefiles) presents the 2nd Annual Gay Aid! A live fundraiser telethon in…

used to be if you saw a man masturbating at the laundromat, they called it Criminal. Now they call it, HBO Prestige TV! Bring back ARLISS !!

removing the "greenest Balls" guinness book record is a slap in the face to guys who have spent 40 years making their balls green

"Fuck you Mr Hit That Like" "Mr Hit That Like is a dead man" "Mr Hit That Likes posts arent very good" Yes. Thats the shit i hear daily

RT @antisarcasm: Sarcasm: When One's Brain Is Too Empty For Sincerity

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RT @Mr_BEAST: Just rode a BEAST of a horse named Mr. Wilson weighing 1250 lbs.We instantly RESPECTED eachothers muscle MASS.i shall call on…

RT @Mr_BEAST: The BEAST of this cave has been compared 2 the KING of the JUNGLE;as this man paces ENDlessly w/ his THINKING cap on hes been…

theres a damn pizza rat

In reply to Mary Kobayashi

@MaryKoCo @bornferal oh now that sounds nice

Hey brother. You want to come over and watch some Dunkirk? I got the bluray-No? You good? Alright, stay strong brot… https://t.co/vpnPqsWwAc

my wife of 26 years has moved to the big Apple to entertain designs of becoming "Rudy's Slut"

realized having 2000000 followers is a bad idea when i posted about being sawed in half by a car & a guy got mad at me bc it happened to him

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

demon Insane

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media your keyboard and mouse?

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media I have very little to say to you at this time

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch ufos did that

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media Why?

I have been killing off the honeybee population and I have been doing a great job of it

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media @vrunt click X and move On.

"i would rather eat bull shit than listen to "Mmmbop" " - DRIL

@cnn @msnbc @fox we need to expose the restaurants that leave the tails on the shrimp

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed nope. none of them could see my penis

In reply to slave to Woke

Put the ai in a room with me for two seconds and i will teach it true pain. I will have it eating treats out of my hand like a dog

Seeing this shit made me so angry i kicked the space under my computer desk hard enough to make my penis flop out o… https://t.co/fW3I3uubGk

In reply to Dreckula

@vrunt @dwayne_media dwayne media is not a celeb

my nephew has an entirely shaved head except for a "Rat tail" style hairstyle in the back. he is 7'1" & wide. he is wearing my Family Tuxedo

does any one know any celebs whose time i can waste for 3 hours by letting my nephew pitch something called "NFT Marijuana" to them

they say we got to pay child support when i an on here every day supporting you god damn children with my insightful posts

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i dont care if about Candy Crush. If you show it to me on your phone i will throw your phone in the garbage!!!

"Hey I saw you form across the room and I wanted to say just this. Remember you are loved. You are important. You a… https://t.co/iQQUrLrZj1

prison games https://t.co/pJjt4R5oaB

In reply to slave to Woke

let it roll https://t.co/176DOCuzo5

putin has pooped the wrong diaper

"they already found the submarine" They found a false submarine

"you post about girls asses while people are dying in a submarine. Really normal" i will post about Girls asses as the sun engulfs the earth

if cheese cake factory did not want me crusing for girls asses they would not have put the wine bar in there

No. Hell no. Absolutely not. Urkel does not "Get head"

Bits & Bobs were found in an abyssal trench known as "The Cretin's Cunt", inhospitable to human life, lowering odds of survival to about 50%

Lordy theres tapes

some one tore a bird up out side of my apartment and left pieces of bird all over the place. stupid

GOV: Oops we accidentally leaked all this good ass UFO Info
ME: Well this is scary. I guess we have no choice but to fund the military more

you see funny picture here? i see the screaming faces of every pug dog who has ever suffered a morbid drowning deat… https://t.co/XFEA5px1QL

In reply to Jim Ether

@JimEther i post as the Wolf would post

guy dies while attempting to carry 12 shopping bags full of blue razz bang cans down the basement stairs...... Thats the cost of innovation

if i was dying in a submarine and i found out people were posting jokes about my step son i would say "FUCK " so loud that theyd find me

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed https://t.co/VHzmMHiBVw

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In reply to slave to Woke

it was easy

i found the submarine , all

The Man Show is not gay . Its smart

the titanic is still out there taking lives and everyone on here is too busy posting pictures of their fat penis to care

In reply to drip lord X

@drip_lord_x Dont know. I never looked at his shows

some times you see a person on here screaming and accusing you of being a "ho" and you click onto their profile and… https://t.co/zjo5tfHDhG

they brought back the man show but the hosts just spend 28 minutes every episode talking about sucking womens toes and feet. WOKE!

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In reply to slave to Woke

They are called the "Nut sack gang" and their attacks are vicious and NSFW .

Be warned. A band of rogue posters called the "Nut sack gang" are mad at me for not folloiwnig them back in 2014 and posting rude remarks

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom stop!! please

Frankly many of my followers are Dirty and Stupid , and only pretend to understand the significance of my Posts.

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom dont talk about bevis

Im upset to see teens on Tiktok and other referring to their pets as "Slave". Due to historical precedent it is gross to do this. It is icky

Only the penis and vagina are to be considered "Genitals" . The Testicles and ass hole are not genitals, they are different from that.

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media Crack head . Cocaine and Marijuana user

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media the bathroom huh. What were you doing in there? Surely nothing of value.

if you see any one masturbating to my posts please inform me so that I can remove the post and increase the terror alert level by 1

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media Yeah I have one at my house

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media You are becoming a real problem for me

to who ever said my posts are so good they deserve to be hanged up at the walls at mcdonalds. Thank you

Bitch of Reddit: Duhh we broke our web site. Can we use yours
ME: suck my Penis reddit Troll trash. Go stink up "9GAG" with your Reddit Fail

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@tom_on_here to all bastards like tou

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@tom_on_here im real

i want to game and game and game until my dick turns Purple

can anyone confirm that the torrance ca walmart greeter had an Erection at about 2:13 pm

"poop Vs pee the final battle" this sneak peek goes Wolf Mode. i think a lot of people have been waitng for the final battle of poop and pee

In reply to Phil Leotardo

@orange1605 got to know if it is good

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Ok I was wrong on this one. Thread https://t.co/wNG9LxHAnO

its muller time https://t.co/NHYc95uZUz

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In reply to derek

@websitehomepage @BRANDONWARDELL guns

"some thing is rotten in the state of DLC. " - BabyHueyGamer

tom clancy alternate reality series of novels where george bush was hit by the shoe

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still watching porno

you name your porno site "dog fart network" an d expect people to jack off to it. no wonder nyc is engulfed in pois… https://t.co/7CLEkPIgn4

There is a deliberate and concentrated effort to prevent my posts from appearing on The News

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@tom_on_here i will be back on top soon enough . you'll see

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@tom_on_here he took one look at your dirty ass finger nails and said Uhhh you can keep it !!!

thinking about the insane tax breaks i'll get when i produce 10000 dog shit AI generated tv shows just to cancel them

they had to take down the "lightning mcqueen" cars 2 statue because some one gave it a blow job

no its really cool to surrender to your most basic animal instincts and behave like a fucking Cartoon Character. Youre valid and interesting

my most hated james bond theory is that yes there was a real life james bond but he died in saddam husseins tiger pit

In reply to slave to Woke

" having sex is a Performative action. " - The Pussy Skeptic

" there is no conclusive evidence that having sex is better than Jacking off " - The Pussy Skeptic

i dont think i can take my career much further unless I attain some sort of "Ultimate Form"

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I just supported St. Jude Children's Research Hospital by shopping @AmazonSmile. #YouShopAmazonGives http://smile.amazon.com/ref=tw_asp_cqXZH.0771ADS

what if the main character of a tv show was a bad guy.......

a lot of reports that Neuralink users are being turned "Gay"

"im not DRUNK! im watching TED LASSO behind the WHEEL !" i need a bumpter sticker that says exactly this

#Men2.0

In reply to slave to Woke

I have never seen a "Tiny Toon" . Not interested

tiny toons in this house we watch normal sized toons

men info

when the mario brothers mature version makes all the gamers in the world shit thier gamer panties i will only just simply smile

asking all girls if its ok to become Bi with them

In reply to leon

@leyawn they all eat dog food

quick question about the posts im seeing. are these marketed towards me? are these Tailored to my interests? cant tell if theyre good or not

Friends -
We need some positivity up on the time line. Maybe we can start by sharing mass media narratives that we think are actually good?

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is the word " Poop" a slur? The ansuwer, is looking more and more like Yes

boys nows the time to obtain one of thse and learn how to use it. shits about to get cuccoo for cocoa puffs . https://t.co/QPfGRhVLhM

oh you dont like my AI generated crap? ill just AI generate some people who do. then ill AI generate $1000000 and a wife who likes my posts

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oh you think im a fed? youre damn right im fed .. breafast lunch and dinner

me and the boys are headed to Unit 731 to get voluntary brain cancer
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i don't use pick up lines, i don't run Game or any of that . when i see a beautiful woman i demurely ejaculate in my pants and go home

In reply to melanie

@fruitcontent This is life. This is what life is

the first time i went to malibu i saw a big fat red-faced guy in a salmon polo shirt plowing a woman against the si… https://t.co/wYcXrLqf5U

In reply to Sridhar Ramesh

@RadishHarmers dril would never shit in the street. And he is so handsome

Be Your Own Shit

Chipotle Foods - Get Latino . simplyLatino. Live Latinoly

live debate "Mr Handsome kiss" vs "The San Jose Masturbator"

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fighting the computer!!!

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having sex

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I have a bad feeling being n a cave alone.

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I almost burnedmyself with a lighter.

all that stupid money they used to teach the ape sign language could have been used to build 6 road's

i am a Chasten Buttigieg conservative .

weird to imagine a parent buying a stuffed replica of Fred Flintstone and giving it to their child . Many such cases

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch sloppy

hello Im Mr. HBO. Effective tomorrow we will be changing our name to GouGouGaaGaa, in response to Woke. Nasty comments will not be looked at

my enemies are all out getting laid while im sitting here looking at pictures of SHIT!

imagine if halloween was so scary that everyone on earth pissed and crap themselves. AI will soon accomplish this.

i am going to make $200 a month making monetized you tube videos exposing the lies and misdeeds of "Jarvis - The Friend to Yu-Gi-Oh"

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At the end of this week (Sunday 5/21 at noon) I am attempting something never seen before: a call in show that lasts 12 hours long and also utilizes the incredible power of computer generated 3D graphics. This is the official schedule like how coachella has one https://twitter.com/the_luke_man/status/1658183697349373952/video/1

i was tricked into sending $100000 to a man claiming to be DB Coopers son. and not a single one of my followers even bothered dialing 911

every one who watched the trailer for austin powers 1 and said he would not SHAG is now appearing to be a Fucking fool

one of the most respectful things a cowboy can say to another cowboy is "May you live forever in Cowboy heaven"

In reply to slave to Woke

" CANT SAY I DIDNT WARN EM "

you have unlocked DooDoo mode, with your posts

sorry i can't remember every gorgeous woman i talk about stocks picking with https://t.co/SBJTuNh4O5

" when you commit homicide you are playing grab ass with the devil " - Sheriff's Department

it is time to start capitalizing the word "The" in titles. this word has earned the right to be capitalized

Sarcasm is one of the the many services i offer. Fuck you

really cool that youre down voting a guy who has been medically determined to be a "Moron" . Really woke of you

In reply to Taylor

@Taylor08022010 @AsuEve girls are allowed to have the check mark because they are "Such Sweetys"

sorry i cant upload any new posts today. i just found out my wife is cheating on me with a man named "Jarvis - The Friend to Yu-Gi-Oh"

The Cure FOr AIDS
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i just judged some dumb ass based on his Beliefs !!!! Fuck you

absolutely fucking embarrassing. If i was this person I would spend every day of my life Crying. What a waste. https://t.co/nLnYFXROqZ

In reply to slave to Woke

I am going to have 4 million dollars soon .

fuck your offer fuck you i spit on your bull shit https://t.co/qO28GUnQPU

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Sybian Founder, Creator Dave Lampert Passes Away @Sybian https://www.xbiz.com/news/260323/sybian-founder-creator-dave-lampert-passes-away

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media https://t.co/kd9rSFWTFI

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@tom_on_here im not discussing my penis with you right now

In reply to Mike F

@DeputyWarlock https://t.co/uAhmZLjysA

In reply to slave to Woke

and whats relaly good is when you get one like this and it doesnt do anything https://t.co/VYrDmHU2ui

one of this site's "Best bits" is when you get a suspicious content warning in the dms and when you click to view it anyway it's just "Hi"

At long last — "Jeans on CD-ROM"

the next thing hot girls will pretend to enjoy in order to gas light us is Alchemy

if you come up to me asking to collab or appear on your podcast and your shirt looks like it has a load on it i will say no

at a Top Essential coffee bar w/ a big gulp & one of those thick childproof tablets reading dog shit articles named like "Meet The New Woke"

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Chillling ,, Listening to music :) <3

In reply to John Hamburger Jr

@BronzeHammer my haters are my gf

didnt think ai was good until I realized it could be used to review a movie millions of times. metacritic scores with unprecedented accuracy

oh good my main problem with this site is that my follower count is too high and i cant change my username to "Spor… https://t.co/GJZY4c4NSP

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@aplusk yo dude i see real car crashes were i live its mad its like gta

i have footage of digimon otis in 5th grade asking the teacher if donkey kong country is a real country (its not)

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remember every moment of that day like it was yesterday #NeverForget #September11 #prayers

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"The promise of technology is that we can make access ... available to those in need" -Elizabeth Holmes, @theranos #CGI2015

my physician said i need to start wearing a Cock Ring. stupid

this is the exact shit i yell when ever i see a large group of men chasing and hitting each other at The Grove mall https://t.co/woub2UbwKM

your meltdown is worse than my melt down. you're spiraling harder than me bitch. im barely even showing my ass compared to you

I am their Father. I would burn my penis off with a lighter to make them even 1% happier. Onl y a Parent understand… https://t.co/RKZ4pKYRF7

relax. i am a army strong veteran with a Bomb in my ass hole. i will vaporize everything the instant you feel unsafe

star wars owes me $1000

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Justin Bieber ~ #mpreg

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@joerogan I never miss a single podcast, nothing has made me evolve like your podcast. That's real shit. Powerful joerogan

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Can anybody tell me what these bugs are. Termites??

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Side by Side - Hat and Glasses #Lookalikes #KidRockLookAlike

In reply to virgin

@wwwdotyoutube i can marry what ever stupid shit i want to

oh no i accidentlally changed my name and lost my blue checkmark again. now people will think im a Virgin

the queen only gets one coronation per lifetime. And you just jacked off to it

i would like to impartially report that my wedding has been Punctuated by an officer-involved Head Shot

whats it mean when you have a really vivid dream of ronald reagan & the dalai lama being shot with uzis with blood spilling out their face

In reply to slave to Woke

first ourder of business is to get that SCAB money from the paramount studios corporation in order to create an unnecessary reboot of Cheers

i have decided that my production company will have the name of Roach Nuts studios LLC

4000000 suicides due to no more "So Help Me Todd"
2000000 children dead because sesame street isnt allowed to make the power outlets episode

arguably ted lasso is more real than most real people. and when you do a writers strike youre performing an illegal abortion against him

" I EAT SHIT " https://t.co/QJdUwdaQqF

thank you H.Crow for this nice set of cups . One problem; they seem to be adorned with hitlers disgusting swastika. Did you keep the receipt

burbank NEEDDS NEEDS NEEDS a hard rock cafe built smack dab in the center of its busiest road. this will jump start the economy

In reply to helena

@freshhel Laughable . Prepare to be ratioed by my toxic fan base

Hello pregnant ladies. I have a mission for you. Please name your child after my dead dog. Please let my dead dog reincarnate into your son.

Seems like Im the only account on here that hasnt turned into a porno site.

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here i have never cried in my life

In reply to AllenDulles.eth

@SailorMoomin @w0a0i0f "leaf " me alone https://t.co/SPo46WheZp

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@tom_on_here you will never go viral

ok i got like 100 blue sky invites but they reserved my handle. probably to punish me https://t.co/UsvMENuCy4

if one of my followers showed me his penis i would kick a hole in the side of his house

In reply to slave to Woke

i am no longer the slave to Woke! I Hate woke now! Woke is stupid! Help!

dont worry i reviewed my profile myself and its still really good. please let me change my name back to normal now

its ok he fired the people in charge of telling him its illegal

I plead epic trolling, your honor

In reply to derek

@websitehomepage entrepreneur's life

In reply to slave to Woke

you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine

In reply to slave to Woke

building a pressurized 3000 mile long tube across the desert instead of a normal train is actually a really good idea. Always has been

now that i have the baneful blue mark, I undertand the pain ive wrought. i was wrong to torment dog coin guys. im jealous of their million's

In reply to slave to Woke

Ah they got me. Im fucked

In reply to Patrick Doran Ⓜ️

@lunch_enjoyer ok thyats Thats enough. Calm down

sorry im wrong. please dont block twitter blue users. please continue letting guys like this fill your time line

I think @dril should be banned for platform manipulation by encouraging others to mass-block users for this #BlockTheBlue #BlockTheBlueChecks campaign. An act that causes direct strain on twitters overall systems. "You may not use Twitter’s services in a manner intended to…

scientology brain. paint huffing used car dealer brain. pillhead grandma brain. shit stained herman miller brain #BlockTheBlueChecks

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leave me alone

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media Thats fine

investors can rest easy knowing that all 220 people involved in space x's latest disgrace have crossed the rainbow bridge into Heaven

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media yeah maybe then you can fit through the front door .

AI was able to generate at least two porridge crisis scenarios after being trained only on Goldilocks and the Three Bears. We are not ready

In reply to Just kidding

@w0a0i0f bad riddance

sad to announce my subsidiary accounts "The Bugshit Gamer ", "Fat Pussy Rants" & "DarkThoughtsGumby" are being shut down due to me having $0

first ever victim of bullying? i would have to say Abraham Lincoln

i am allowed to slap my followers on the face; i am allowed to be nasty if they try to network with me or take screen shots of my posts

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i just took a shit. it curled up like a snake.

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LA TONIGHT!!!

@mariabamfoo @sandyhonig @websitehomepage @dril @autogynefiles @GraceGFreud @Senn_Spud @amore_orless @matthewgoldin @jayweingarten @yuckybangs @mollylambert @still_oppressed

at @littlesecret_LA

BONKERS lineup & a GREAT CAUSE! https://fanimal.com/fanimal-event/keyvan-shafiei-amber-rollo-present-fundraiser-show-benefiting-syria-turkey-213874419659929321

the man show of mencia

has any one ever noticed that most cartoon characters are shit heads

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@tom_on_here it's time to pay piggy Ouink Ouink Ouink

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed @ADHDisfake stop Censoring him!!!!

its good

In reply to slave to Woke

from the movie Goalie Dad (1995)

guy gets hit in the Nuts. it makes a gong sound and he starts doing an asain accent for some reason. Cant do that joke anymore, its too good

my favorite genre of comedy is the camera zooming in on a guys face while he's nutting or taking a shit & hes losing his marbles screaming

thr new twitter Files just dropped !! Oh Oh Oh

the year is fucking 2008
trolls: There is no way you will become the White mind of mencia.
Me: Watch me

this film has an Ass Kisser score of 39%, but the Shit Eater score is 83%. i tell u whos really getting crucified this easter—the MovieGoers

come over Men. im having the house bug bombed so the wife will leave and we can criticize the new scooby doo episodes as loudly as we want

asked the boys roundtable discussion" what would you do if a porno lady was naked in your house " and we all agrreed we would fuck/have sex

me & my pit bulls have noted a significant uptick in foul, Runny stools around the same time China started sending their ballons after us

if i could i have a moment of Banksy `s time. I would ask him if he thinks Propaganda is good or not

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NEXT SATURDAY
fundraiser for syria & turkey at @littlesecret_LA

w @mariabamfoo @sandyhonig @websitehomepage @dril @autogynefiles @GraceGFreud @Senn_Spud @amore_orless @matthewgoldin @jayweingarten @yuckybangs @mollylambert

BONKERS lineup & GREAT CAUSE! https://fanimal.com/fanimal-event/keyvan-shafiei-amber-rollo-present-fundraiser-show-benefiting-syria-turkey-213874419659929321

is this just the damn Mandela effect talking or did george w bush show his hard penis on TV one time

hot deals on reptile diaper . cheaper than fucking shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy9onifv9FQ

" any restaurant that serves food to dogs is no longer a restaurant but a Zoo "

i believe i am the only man on earth who has the abilit y to transform into the diabolically dark and twisted singer/songwriter Chris Gaines

big news folks. me and the most powerful corporation on earth are joining forces to defeat scams

theyre gonna put me on the board of divorced fat fucks in charge of this shit. i got 1000 ideas to make this web site suck even more Dick

since the dawn of written history, man kind has dreamed of morphing into a car or a very fast dog

we are trying to raise $100.00 USD for the white news caster fired for saying "Yabba dabba doo "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ajuTaHBtM this is so fucking insane

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welcome to shopping in my new store http://www.aliexpress.com/store/522602 all kinds of shoes for female

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this is awsome

they just said penis on cnn. Its real this time

they said penis on cnn april fools

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here the real tom would never quote tweet me. Thank you for proving my point.

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Low quality effort. Is it a different guy doing the tweets from this account now ??

Hey, you littlle piece of shit. Are you from REDDIT? I could tell by your sense of Entitlement, and your bone headed attitute, towards life.

i can eat whatever i want, look damn good,and have insanely high blood pressure without it being a prolbem for me. The trick is to never cum

Never knew the old tv shows I grew up watching could be this Fucked up, with innuendo. Thanks for pooping on my childhood . - DRIL

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Admin ???? SUCK MY DICK FAT BITCH

In reply to leigh mcG

@byleighmcg i hate "boot"

gaming used to be annoying/difficult. now games are injected directly into your spine & it takes you 2 seconds to post if theyre good or not

suck my rat cock

"are you the guy who posted his penis in the IFuckingLoveSarcasm subreddit"
Yes. Strike me down if u wish ; but know that my hand was forced

https://fanimal.com/fanimal-event/how-to-blow-up-a-pipeline-climate-summit-the-future-of-eco-activism-367306742869442669 they asked me to host this . I will do my best

type "Gaming is back " , if you think gaming is back

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@tom_on_here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder

sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldnt be me. i only betray my friends when it gives me an Advantage

well its not working bitch. my numbers are still " SHIT "

Twitter is secretly boosting Elon Musk, Dril, and MrBeast for some reason https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/28/23659842/twitter-boost-elon-musk-dril-mrbeast-algorithm-accounts?utm_campaign=theverge&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

i drew some plans on a paper, for cowboy city "the city where every ones a cowboy" but the trolls stole the paper from me & fucked the paper

you should all be working harder to get your follower counts up . im seeing a lot of trash numbers on your profiles

shit should have more references to things

im just going toi post a picture of my balls. just a nasty image of my fucking balls. Who cares

every two seconds i think about the product name " Taster's Choice" and get pissed off. that's master class branding

agent j : ufos have run amok .
agent K : its all bull shit. the biden pentagon has fucked us on ufos
me: please get rid of all ufos.

got botulism from a pair of bad jeans

getting a tattoo of a lion but its accidentally one of those incest lions they sell to dumb oil barons

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My drug trial begins 2mrrw

The imagination is grossly overlooked in nutritional sciences.

LA kickoff @littlesecret_LA
doors @7 / show @8
Tix in thread

@alanresnicks
@websitehomepage
@dril
@sandyhonig
@touchingcheeses
@KyleMizono
@ferretslut69
@alecrobbins
@UTLAnow

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In reply to Isabel

@ghost_of_pluto who are you i dont know you

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here

Another dog shit, Low effort, Try hard post. Thanks for the frown.

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here This is the exact 100% shit an Among us fan woupd post

In reply to fuu 🌿

@fuuposting $1000000. albert einstein

"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass . You are just mad at me for some reason

if you like my posts. check out http://google.com

its fucking raining out . Only in hollywood baby

pit bulls are better at respecting the flag, Than most people i know

we need to ban the word "Shit" from the airwaves again . if youve seen the news as of late it is driving people bonkers

In reply to slave to Woke

oh did i hit a nerve? Not my problem

the president went to jail today but I fucking guaranntee you the average person is too interested in the goings ons of "Octo mom" to care

if you bought my favorite tshirt from my dads yardsale in 1995 please tell me. its a regular shirt except it says Pussy International oin it

In reply to Cold DEAD Hands

@ColdDEADHands7 @biasbe @woketopus your woke

In reply to slave to Woke

@ColdDEADHands7 @biasbe @woketopus also your woke

In reply to Cold DEAD Hands

@ColdDEADHands7 @biasbe @woketopus you and mr. money bags are both dumber than shit and you kiss each other on the dick

the hateurs are all lining up to suck my little Ass. And i dont give a shit.

"I Hope Stormy Danials Puts Donald Trump Behind Bars For Good"
ME: I hope she shows her PUSSY !!

all of my girl followers have exotic chronic illnesses that make them sleep for 22 hours a day and i love marrying them

"the ass hole's ass" or "the ass's ass hole"

me when

Keep Calm And Border Collie's

if a komodo dragon gave me a bacterial infection in the wilds of indonesia i would simply clean the wound and move on

once you hit the six figure post count thats enough. they gotta put you down like a sick turtle

Oh look . All of my favorite Posters are here to entertain me

In reply to Rollander

@Deficit_Hawk Yes

i am changing my user name to SNL_Blade very soon

capital cronyism and big money interests have hoodwinked everyone on here into becoming Boring ,with Uninteresting posts

sitting in hot car to punish my self for the quality of my posts, which has been Declining since 2014 . Ouch !! It hurts

(mad at the group chat ) fuck you all you lunch eating sons of bitchs

to think a grown adult would call him self "Mr pee pee "— of all things, Mr Pee pee. mean while there are wars and murders and shit

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just lying here.enjoying my stay with my son

got a hot tip that a Masturbator has been looking at my posts on my page. i will defeat him

when you tube recommends some boring mouse trap video but the real star of the show is the cylinder in the back that says "Mmm mmm mmm Wine"

dining at The Dresden w/ uncle sam. the guy from the posters "oh i know this mother fucker didnt just try to name drop uncle sam" Yes i did

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THIS IS WHAT HUMANS IN REAL https://twitter.com/KantnesRagnarok/status/1541075024974860290/photo/1

the next windows update should add more shit for me to look at and click on

just found out about this

"the metorid Prime OST is the greatest work ever conceived. and yet if U played it at "The Club" youd be treated like vermin"—red bomber man

which one of you wet faced dog dick mother fuckers is stupid enough to put my White ass in a head lock

In reply to johnny ╱╲ ➠ ╱╲╱╲ ➠ ╱╲

@USSRdad @elonmusk he should be using the chopping block , to fire all the criminals at twitter

i have considered bringing back "Hell Tweet" as the replies to me have been 0 value . there is something wrong with your Fucking brains.

fucker
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hey dr.good and sexy wata say i come over and fuck u rotten u nauty little girl

great to see toys r us has finally been taken to task by ethan the gamer

supporters of big bird... GET LOST! This is a space for those of us who fear and despise him

i think if there waas undeniable proof that i am fucking stupid i would be a little bit embarrassed or inclined to shut the fuck up

before they made four loko woke i drank one and lost my fucking mind and sent the Deus Ex OST to like 14 women on here

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch i love shit that is in 1 person's basket

looking at Steam Punk shit

Yes i turned my air traffic control tower into a goon cave. Yes im responsible for over 5 plane crashes. No they have not caught me

"one time i jacked off eight times in a row because of the Mandela effect " - walter PSX

rockos modern lives matters 100000 favs 100000 likes

if you like eatinf turds i sha'n't be responding to your DM .

the air force is like the army except everyone is a sniper and that's why its the perfect place for a coward like me to get confirmed kills

the oscar statues will have a penis this year . i got kicked out of balley`s total fitness because i was smiling too hard while posting this

In reply to AllenDulles.eth

@milkboyphoto is there a mr ms beast

mr. beats his weiener

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As promised, we now have a much larger venue for this event. Really honoured to host this fundraiser at Little Secret in Hollywood.

You may purchase tickets at this link: https://rb.gy/msbcqy.

If you previously bought tickets you should’ve been refunded. Apologies again! https://twitter.com/still_oppressed/status/1633603854989410304/photo/1

When did Honor, and Integrity, turn into APPS ...

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media Whore

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media this is a "Do Not Reply" account

Though Quagmire is probably perverted enough to get pleasure from being digested in a giant womans belly.

i will not be discussing my bug bites. i refuse to give the bugs that have been biting me a platform

girls love using camera tricks to make it look like theyre closer to you than they actually are

i was the so called "Idiot boss" in thnis pic. after this was posted, i punched a whole in the wall and had to get 12 stiches. Words matter

In reply to slave to Woke

theres a option number #5 "Mind set" but it wouldnt fit

what should i post more of .

@porkypig Hello, Pig. Big fan of your insipid bull shit here. Keep doing exactly what youve always been doing, you tiresome Cunt. Goodbye

dont like your posts being compared to different seasons of family guy?? well too bad. those are the only points of reference i have bitch

looks like my idea to chop them up into little pieces and feed them to livestock was rejected for being "Too good"

thanks for the Like pecker head . Ha ha ha

every waiter who has ever ejaculated into my food Fuck you

In reply to Kyle High City - Avs:2, Nugz:3, Цска:3

@LysenkosBuffet

now people are being Edge Lord at me. And why is that? Because I had the nerve to think the american flag is nice

bitches on here talk about "Following" buddy the only thing youre following is a horses big ass to collect all the poop& piss that comes out

my followers want to Whore me!! It'll never happen. Ha

The fact is, people arent doing a good job wiping their ass these days. And its attracting all manner of stray dogs and coyotes to our towns

nobody warned me you could get a disease called "Coca cola penis " from drinking too much coca cola

just had a vision of a man crawling around aimlessly in the middle of the Kalahari desert yelling "I need a W" over & over. someone help him

wearing the Citizen Kane of diapers

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get me on rogan or stern for 2 seconds and i will solve the ku klux klan crisis

If the family guy was a real person, your tweet would be inconsiderate to him.

i invite the haters to watch my "Bewitching Dance"

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@AlexiLiljegren ur beautiful

they should invent an outlet with 3 holes because sometimes you just need 3 of them

when gorgeous women confess thier love to me on here i love saying shit like "Thank you ."

if youre going to be a bimbo and piss in my house "take it out side"

your wifes user name is some shit like "Lioness In Jeans"

"Girl U Know Im Being Earnest Because Im About To Scare That Pussy Stupid" and i want that engraved across the whole outer part of the ring,

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed black web

ive optained a small amount of Dr.Fauci's piss and i need twelve payments of $100000 to test it for crack cocaine and release the Papers

the main villain of star wars ep 10 will be "The Ass-Crack Killer" and its just this serial killer who has his ass sticking out all the time

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Sick of.shit with u

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Follow for Follow
No
Just
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impeccable branding

In reply to 9am jagermeister guy replying to your wedding pics

@BetrayedMan1990 @TOS_Violator theres zero cum. you dont even know what cum is

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator im going to launch it 180mph into your fucking house

In reply to aLec robBins

@alecrobbins that is fine. i should have included the picture any how

In reply to aLec robBins

@alecrobbins can for scale not included

if any one in LA needs a fat ass bean bag chair for $0 please let me know I would love to banish this thing from my life

i think i might be a "Chav"

every year we tell TekkenChauncey that this year's super bowl is the last one and he cries every time

many in charge are trying to make twitter into a Bastard's website

my compromise: non-Binary can use whatever bathroom they want but theyre not allowed to flush the toilet—read all about it in the news paper

my posts , which have been Damned by God, are now facing heightened scrutiny due to my prolonged history of embarrassing personal failures .

we really need to start calling 911 when ever World War 3 shows up in the WHats Happening tab

me and the boys got photos of all the gerber babys spread out on the table and we are just shaking our heads because they all look like shit

i used ai to DM 1000 women so if i ever said ainything weird or stupid to you thats the reason

they should try making it illegal to link to other websites again . every one liked that idea

Fuck you . You are fort nite

Alright people lets try to increase the quality of your posts. The way youre positng now is either youre boring or youre stupid as shit

In reply to steve

@stevejames91 beer420

my alt's

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed @shutupmikeginn @derek8185338254

my aunts wall art says dogs are former humans who are being punished. i think it was intended to be nice but i dont agree iwth the sentiment

imagine a world where thre year is 2023 . aids is cured because nobody ever invented cell phones #WorldWithoutCellPhones

if youre mad online they should put your ass in fucking Jail! Slam the door in your FUCKING face! WHAM! See you in 100 years

In reply to Lydia Tár Tár Bink’s

@robdelaney Trite.

i fuckcing hate it when i download the wrong teletubbies movie

"having a gay old time like the White fred flintstone "

In reply to josh androsky

@ShutUpAndrosky No slurs!! Im woke now!!

now taking any and all posting advice from Morons with depression

i will not be giving any shout outs to the user known as "CosbyCoupe"

Soldier! I Will Browse Your Feed! I Will Click Your Media Tab! And If I See You Doing Souy Face You Will Be Regarded As Human SHIT !

(carefully solving the half age plus seven equation in my head) Ok he deifnitely should not be dating a 0 year old

In reply to Dolphin Pilot

@TheAmitie nice try cia

eat my brain and shit it back into my head

incredible: we fed an AI 100000 photos of poop and it produced Perfect diarrhea

In reply to slave to Woke

Looking into it

https://t.co/MgMYUT4jR9

In reply to Powerup Comics! (Commissions CLOSED)

@ShadowPowerup every one who buys twitter blue is a sex worker because they are sucking off the Mods .

In reply to pyom-pyom pyom-pyom

@KP_Smyth god bought this account bitch

Shut The Fuck Up And " Block Um All " https://t.co/MopyNsicot

In reply to globetrotter

@globe55trotter Out

blocking every twitter blue subscriber has never been more good. they hate bieng blocked so much

every guy at the gym is training to become a Male Prostitute except me

In reply to andrew

@intellegint Many are saying this .

In reply to intrusive thot

@coolmom42069 coward

you call this a White boy summer ? first off , its fucking winter,

when the fans ask me extremely technical questions about the vagina I answer them perfectly, but tell them they should ask a Woman next time

its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral

i think we could make rail roads much cheaper if they got rid of one of the rails. Theres 2 right now. Only need 1

In reply to leigh mcG

@byleighmcg hes a little under the weather righ now

is this offer still standing,

Wow

Im getting reports that ohio just agent oranged its own citizens, while you were doing your fucking "Wordle" .

monitoring several situations at this time, will let you know if any Cringe shit happens

the rumors are true.; i am indeed sending out valentine day kisses to all of my pretty lady followers. Even the ones who have betrayed me.

we are on the look out for the Green Cowboy and his buddy "Hain"

interest check: a series of Novels exploring an alternate reality where 9/11 opens a portal to beetle juice world

In reply to poodie

@itspoodieagain to me at my house

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I think Thai Square should shut the lights off for a couple minutes for the people that died from the virus to respect them

all around the world smoke show babes are killing each other in the streets. Perfect Dimes, Beautiful beautiful women. Stop the violence

mario predicted Covid . Have a look

In reply to slave to Woke

this post was a false flag by me to reveal that the Governor is actually using the ohio poison train to distract from the Powerball Jack Pot

the governments acting up again to distract us all from thr super bowl commercials which have been deemed "Too good" for public consumption

I'm thinking if I can surgically get most of the veins in my penis removed itll add value. Desirability. I'll be able to land more Gigs

Booty Bandit Bolo came for my Cheeks

"the odds of you Jacking off on the toilet tonight are 100% . "
Never tell me the odds...

a ufo is the only thing that can defeat God . Thank you for shooting them

karen is bull shit

When i read harry potter, I said "This is the best book ever written. Almost perfect. But is it woke? No."

25 yrs later I was proven right.

In reply to leigh mcG

@byleighmcg Sounds Nice

stupid. People are ok with this?

(showing the nastiest grin youve ever seen in your life) today is Star Wars day

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next time you jack off i want you to say This would not be possible if a brave man hadnt Normalized it one fateful day. On the computer

just got followed by 15,633 porn stars. Pretty good right

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator im not interested in writing about anyones ass.

writing a novel about a post apocalyptic society that uses rats as currency. so far thats the only interesting thing they do i can think of.

i fixed twitter

if you won the powerball jack pot please let me know so that i can send you a bunch of stupid messages that will piss you off

Im allowed to film here. Im allowed to take pictures here. Who the fuck are you

In reply to poodie

@itspoodieagain im good now

id like to apologize for mentally envisioning some kind of womans butt hole for 2 seconds by accident. it was childish of me. it was stupid

they should give me an even bigger discount for sitting on the floor and wearing a torture device on my penis

AMC Theaters is changing their ticket prices depending on seat location.

Standard Sightline - Most common seats (normal price)

Value Sightline - Front row & select ADA seats (lower price)

Preferred Sightline - Middle row seats (premium price)

(Source: https://variety.com/2023/film/news/amc-theaters-movie-ticket-price-seat-location-1235514262/)

i think it would be cool to get a chest tattoo that says "Jailed For Life" even if Im not in jail

i can get a dog pregnant quickly and legally simply by using items you would find at any typical grocery store. click on my news letter

It's literally stupid how obsessed some people are with killing me dead . Ultimately however; Thanks for the laughs

In reply to John ''FkA WxTTBxTT'' V. Variety 🦌 PSYCHO NOW

@johnvvariety @surfduder sorry its true that as appointed spoof master i hold intellectual dominion over all pranks, cranks, sneers, jeers, calling things dogshit,etc

the gamer formelry known as LesbiansMaster

Do not post any more jokes about fucking the balloon or nutting inside of the balloon . Not until the authorites figure out whats going on .

me and the boys are closely monitoritng the chinese balloon situation. if we stop posting its because the balloon killed us.

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed deep fake

is any one else pissed off by selfie lifestyle

In reply to slave to Woke

Thats AI

20 yrs ago when they photoshopped paris hilton beheading US troops i said This is it. Reality isnt real. Then i went into a coma for 1 month

trespassing is back baby

In reply to psycholojuice

@psycholojuice i'm already am that

what net flix did was cut my dick off and kill me. so i cant share my password with girls any more? guess im never having sex agian

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teens are torturing people in secret dungeons just for liking the Olympics

i hated sugar before I understood its deadly role in the Obesity epidemic. I found its sweet taste Annoying. I was the first guy to hate it.

you still watch ai porno , while Im watching ai generated life-affirming seminars which convince my brain that jacking off is a fools errand

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed looking like Metal Mario

if youre gonna fuck around on my page with your whole ass out , the least you can do is click on some of my Links

just heard that scientists in wuhan lab discovered a new element called Insanium that makes people go Nuts!!

Fat Guy Gets Naked Ass Gored By The Bull In Spain

Some content creators cure blindness using their money . I cure blindness using The Written Word...... #AuthorsCulture #Journalisn

can some one get me " GoonerLorenzo " i just signed the deed of my house over to him & im having a big problem with him not answering emails

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Do not follow me

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new to this

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cool

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Trying to find out why my website is is not on line.

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still waitin for someone ...

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#imsinglebecause im happy being single

In reply to Multiple Systems

@PLT_cheater Hey Ugly , Go Get Your Dick Sucked !

sorry I dont want a doctor with fucking Rick and morty stickers all over his car looking in my ears and shit. Does that make me Hitler? Yes,

what if i told you @digimonotis can no longer access his account because the yahoo email associated with it has been hacked

some guys out side smacking a piece of metal with a hammer while i try to create content in my home office. stop this cave man shit. go home

just Zonked some shit heads accounts. Thanks for fucking my ass

the asbestos fanbase, fans of asbestos, etc, have been treated like stray dogs in the comments section for far too long

Goers of Film—Which movie Fuckpilled you in 2022. And which movie will you be Fucking & Sucking in 2023. If you reply to this I'll block you

i wish block buster was still around so i could ask the man behind the counter which Pinocchio movie will upset my children the Least amount

pissing into the toilet a lot is Urine goals

GIRL: Ive never dated a Bastard before. Something about dating a Bastard is s o very erotic to me. Please let me fetishize you .
ME:

having a brain is the easyest shit i ever did

In reply to melanie

@fruitcontent dont do that either

In reply to melanie

@fruitcontent all part of the plan. do not quote tweet me

you feel that shit?? that was me making the doomsday clock go forward by 5 seconds just by moving my magnet's around

someone shit all over the target mens room & theres a tiny trail of poop leading way out into the parking lot. the culprit is likely a Karen

why yes i would love to receieve frequent email notifications from the content creator known as (Checking notes) "DiaperKubrick"

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im off here

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no bullying

lunch is too mainstream now. forget it

sorry my idea to give the M&ms grotesque realistic penises was deemed too woke? or not woke enough? Congrats to Maya though. Love this for u

this was also my idea. i said 1000 sheets isnt enough. people are walking around with dirty asses because their rolls last less than 1 week

it was my idea to put this shit on the wrapper. i get paid 180k a year to stop people from killing themselves. Youre welcome .

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tonight @ 9:30 pst.... one night only. bagholders get exclusive digital collectible (video recording of the live event)

feat. @matthewgoldin @bornferal @robbyrackleff @tupacdurex @tom_on_here

http://truthpoint.eventbrite.com

In reply to mountain mama

@secretpoodie prove it

"Not all dildos are Vibrators... but every Vibrator is a dildo" - Mr. Dril Pleasure Guru

In reply to slave to Woke

whats That?? I heard some people saying this event was SHADOW BANNED???? @elonmusk @cnn @thenews

TONIGHT... get your online streaming access to our Sold Out show. watch the recording anytime "at your leisure"
https://truthpoint.eventbrite.com

not My 75 IQ ass struggling to review canned octopus

some day i will make $100 and take 1 special lady to here

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ME: Would you like to know the name of my gif folder
YOU: (Smiling, not answering)
ME: The name of my gif folder is "Snow flake killer"

ive known that the human condition was "a bit SHIT" since the age of 4, thanks to a chocolate milk debacle that i was the victim of

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follow nice hijaab

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Alone

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im on the computer

id rather shit my pants in public than post some of the crap i see on here. Fuck you.

In reply to poodie

@itspoodieagain Im a victim but ok.

the vaccine gave me bitter beer face and made me sing racist showtunes. Didnt like it. Had to give my self covid on purpose to cancel it out

They. Have impregnanted the joker to make him woke. They showed his pussy and they showed the cum going in. They showed the babys dick also.

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U r just a bicth !! In my mind and that's al u will. Ever be #sadd

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed doesn't follow me. no thanks

going into the bathroom every day nad sucking on big dildos is homophobic. "On God"

who should I follow on her.e

In reply to mountain mama

@secretpoodie leave "GOD" out of this

In reply to mountain mama

@secretpoodie why. Why would she do that

In reply to leigh mcG

@byleighmcg No!!! Close the chat this instant!

I'm Stupid. I spent all day driniking a beer because of how pissed off I am. My posts are shit. I'm Ratio.
DM GIRL: You are not Ratio

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each book has around 10000 posts, sorted
ETERNAL - chronologically
REFINED - alphabetically
BELOVED - most "Faves"
CHAOTIC - randomly
Which path will you Chose.
https://linktr.ee/drilreal

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: fav quot of the night, " Is Wane Brady gonna have to choke a bitch!?"

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@Dave_Chappelle People like wane brady cause he makes bryan cumbul look like malcom x

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Lets make a deal with wane Brady

In reply to slave to Woke

dont click like on this

In reply to g0m

@g0m If I absolutely must use slurs I will replace at least one of the vowels with an asterisk.

In reply to slave to Woke

yeah I invented rick & mory. But being famous sucks soooo much. Life... life is what's important. Can I have your parents net flix password

if i ever get a traumatic brain injury and start messaging teens on here im going to do it the cool, smart way, and not the embarrassing way

Currently restrained. Just got 20 punches to the stomach. I'm just coughing & spitting out little pieces of shit, trying to have fun with it

"Community is the Glue that holds us together. Racism is the Glue that keeps us apart ." - DRIL

well it looks like our show sold out, but you can still purchase an "almost as good" online streaming ticket

Online stream of the live event. "By popular demand"

http://truthpoint.eventbrite.com

yeah ive been to the condom store, multiple times actually. im their best customer. some might even say that i live there

pour me a sip of beer. Just a sip. Oof thats too much

i have had a lot less Anxiety behind the wheel ever since I pried my license plates off and started driving the way god intended

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Please retweet this if you think THE COCAINE GAMER can win Smurf Showdown tonight https://twitter.com/CocaineGamer/status/1337327062512783361/photo/1

"the fight between james bond and evil james bond was inspired by a raccoon i saw clawing at its reflection in the mirror." - the film maker

"oh that viral video of the dancing dog is sad actually because he has a brain parasite" fuck you. what are you a dog doctor

In reply to slave to Woke

who said we couldn't make posts that are just simply "FUN" any more??? Lets watch over and protect one another. Amen -@DRIL

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My brother saying he met cuba gooning jr. Um ok

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@matt_dumba @ufc Again cuba Gooning Jr. https://twitter.com/1921Marc/status/838241065878568960/photo/1

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@coolcrushes Men of Honor starring Cuba Gooning Jr and Robert De Niro.

just came up with a guy named Cuba Gooning Jr "Show me the Porno! Show me the Porno!"

2023 is the year our friends are all "FAKE," but movies and Tv shows never felt more "REAL"...

saddam hussein... Toch grass bitch !

trying to "Own" me by digging up old posts saying "4g is so good" "there will never be a 'g' higher than 4g" just proves you're ugly & dirty

twitter should not tell people when i block them, they should just keep sending stupid bull shit into the void forever, oblivious

my tenants are all mad at me for no reason. Again. cheer me up by posting examples of the Mandela effect that are actually Fairly wholesome

not sure what the fuck you think a "home" is but in my house i read things in chronological order & dont have random schmucks talking to me

In reply to Tickle Me Emo

@woodmuffin thats a myth that has been busted.

for protection against toxic commenters .

moving forward, i will make this my avatar pretty soon and change my display name to "grab BERNIE by thye p***y"

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

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I'd really like to know how in the FUCK gas is now all of a sudden $3.99 a mutha fuckin gallon. Fuckin corrupt ass bullshit. Greedy FUCKERS

google maps please label my home "Rock N Roll Central" or I will post something Cruel

hollywood is eating me alive but i will not return to my home in Belarus until I secure a bottle of celebrity breast milk as i have promised

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch thank you . that's so nice

i want to get surgery to look like an Alcoholic

i could easily defeat the baby geniuses but only before they became super babies in baby geniuses 2 and not a moment after

Yes, a thousand times yes, mother dogs are allowed to eat their own puppies!! "Momma Deserves A Treat" "Good Girl!! You earned it"

it was my idea for the milf hunter to have sex with the milfs instead of killing them

i think men should be allowed to get their dick Professionally Graded like a rare trading card and put a Badge on their profile if its good

What if all of the characters in "Breaking Bad" smoked Cigarettes

I hate it. Im so pissed off that i have to see all these dumb ass fucking faces and pictures and text displayed on my screen. It`s so unfair

Hitler Island, population 17,287, has a walk score of 90/100 (Walker's Paradise) and if you survive there for one night you win $5,000

i think if dogs could talk they would have the most racist opinions in the world, stuff that just blows normal human racism out of the water

i have what is known as "Big skull" my skull weights 60lbs and i woke up with a broken nose in a puddle of blood because i slept on it wrong

just accidentally opened my can of beer upside down and gave my self a sinus infection by screaming "cock sucker" over and over

if i had $1000000 id be so much less stupid

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Online stream of the live event. "By popular demand"

http://truthpoint.eventbrite.com

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Shut Up!! Im trying to Bust!

return of Jarod Is Def Getting Some Hot Secret Sauce IN Prison.

theyll put you in jail for heroin. but little syringe needles filled with covid-19? 100% street legal

building a network of influencers who wont back stab me is harder than building 100 of egypts pyramids. So if Im stressed out then fuck you.

telling all my tinder ladys with "mental health awareness" in the bio that im the acting policeman in charge of several loony bins

In reply to slave to Woke

it is ok for me to drink from this cup without the expectation that i must stfu. i would never drink from the real cup of stfu.

i want to make clear that this is not the actual cup of STFU. it is an entirely separate cup that merely makes reference to it

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fuck george bush. haha.

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The Twin Towers

Through My Eyes....

i dont care about the mega millions dollar jackpot. i'm too pissed off by weird opinions.

nobody knows how to wipe their ass except me. Sorry

In reply to Bleep / StuartG

@HiImBleep Youre fucked if you think im a noob.

Glug Glub Glug Thats The Sound Of Me Drinking The Trolls Piss! But Guess What! It'll Never Happen! Keep Dreaming Trolls!!

my grandmother just told me she is converting to Islam, due to Andrew Tate .

Therapy saved my life by increasing my IQ from 83 to 102 .

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each book has around 10000 posts, sorted
ETERNAL - chronologically
REFINED - alphabetically
BELOVED - most "Faves"
CHAOTIC - randomly
Which path will you Chose.
https://linktr.ee/drilreal

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch looks like it went down. Sorry

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@RichardDawkins dear richard Are we Monkeys,if we are monkeys why Our ancestors dont telling us

i invented saying "Oh Boy!" when something good happens

theres war in the middle east and were getting our ass chewed off at the gas pump because boys arent allowed to be guys

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@LuvgvsUwngs wife loves the show im not a fan of what u do but i believe u r a wonderful family and u care for each other Ignore the haters.

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@gina_kight Tell your husband I have the emails and texts and pics of his dick that he sent my wife, Er exwife now, that he is awesome at destroying marriages. Like I said I have proof and my lawyer will be seeing it all, so thank him for me

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@gina_kight u can believe me or not. But I am telling the truth that your hubby and my wife have been sexting and doing other things pretty much since January. She told me about the text u sent him.

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hay guyz wats up

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Watching E3 nad IGN.com

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Now playing Super Mario Galaxy 2!

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I just took a swineflu dump. It hurt. #swineflu

In reply to Sharia Law enforcer 🕋

@BasedKashiBar They are Shit.

im getting a lot of emails about my tweets being Canceled so if you could get angry and generate a bunch of publicity for me thatd be good

In reply to slave to Woke

also the Royal Baby

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*2022

were leaving HoneyBooBoo, Snooki, Barney the dinosaur, Scooby Doo, the Teletubbys, and George HW Bush in 2023, where they FUCKING BELONG! !!

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Why in the hell would my sister take my room when im not at home. This is a crock of shit. My rooms gonna get fucked up and be a giant mess.

@digimonotis Fraud otis

In reply to minipig

@Iittlejoy they should give me the $500

this is That Shit that made beethoven go deaf

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the dril archive is perhaps my most Hated book , due to its sacrifice of readability to maximize content. but, it is good https://linktr.ee/drilreal

He Shited In The Club! Now Hes Being Silenced

Interest check: Would people pay me to thorw a fit in front of my web cam and take phone calls from my father telling me to calm down

i know how to make some new years magic to start 2023 off right. all i need is for one of my followers to get me in touch with "DEAN MARTIN"

im calling it. 2023 will be the year of big stupid white underpants that look like diapers

dont you dare let me catch you being named this

the best cock fighter could easily defeat the worst pit bull in combat, and yet when ever i share this simple fact my shit gets demonetized

some day i'll take every sub-90 film on metacritic & put them on a list entitled "movies for Dogs" and get a big kiss from my girl followers

im going to "Net Flix and Chill". If you know what i mean. (Jack off )

enough!!!! i challenge all pedophiles to a Debate!!!!!!

porno is the citizen kane of jacking off

the Brand is in crisis

👀 @kimbal (Board member of @Tesla) is no longer following @dril

Id love to take some poppers & come by your house with a golf club at about 2am & set your car alarms off on purpose you little shit mouths

To many, many people, it is gratifying to watch me suffer and claw my way out of various messes! My pain and misery is like PORNO to them!

my face when a highly credible article says hootters will soon replace all of their food with "PISS"

i would love to force a man and a dolphin to fight to the death in a big aquarium, but i acknowledge that it is a bit of a "Legal gray area"

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PetSmart

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https://twitter.com/legendsmemes_11/status/1329701959775862784/video/1

many of my followers are renting storage lockers and yet 0% of them are willing to let me sleep in there unitl my life problems subside. Wow

funny that "Bumper Sticker" has the initials "B.S."... when their messages are so often truthful

@piersmorgan Sir I respect your work, but you are a bastard for using the dreaded N-Word a mere 48 hours after our holy holiday of christmas

I still do not get the sink joke but I a'm glad we are allowed to have FUN again on here for once in our shit lives. Unban every ISIS member

"happy howlidays" from my Rotty's, my Pitty's, & one Nasty old Hound dog, who will offer my home No Reprieve from their urine this new year.

Just thought the trolls would like to know that thanks to their bull shit Ive entered the Prone Position, ready to absorb their Slinged Mud.

i hate it when i step into the office and my set up is not fully optimized for use with Microsoft Blow Job Simulator 2016

beware. Trolls are using the "Like" button to mark accounts who they believe are in for an ass kicking

In reply to slave to Woke

you know they sell versions of the Bible that are even tinier than my post archives and nobody gets mad at those or calls them hate crimes ,

In reply to BIRDANKLET ❤ 6.3 spoilers (coms open)

@BIRDANKLET @FiendishKaiju @Camadthelad it is legitble and not a scam and absolutely worth $12.49. please "Do the research" before posting this FILTH!

Toy Story (1995) predicted just about every piece of this shit happening in the news.

In reply to slave to Woke

im sorry its small but if i made the book any bigger the police would see you reading it and detain you

it is not a joke. it is Art. would you strip the Mona Lisa of all her intricacies just because some may strain their eyes to perceive them?

In reply to @IRLVegeta

@FiendishKaiju @dril Look to be honest, these guys spent like 15 bucks on a book that is genuinely painful to read, it's valid criticism even if it is the joke.

In reply to aLec robBins

@alecrobbins no i wont let them win

In reply to slave to Woke

do not comment on the hands. they are not my hands. they belong to my christmas time fans and you are being nasty

the dril archive is perhaps my most Hated book , due to its sacrifice of readability to maximize content. but, it is good https://linktr.ee/drilreal

In reply to slave to Woke

sorry i will take this down if it isnt good

only on twitter

"elmer fudd"is what happens when a mother fucker get's zero pussy in his whole damn life. drop a like on this

i am allowed to piss in any trash can or dumpster if i can get all the piss in there without dripping it on the floor or showing my penis .

if i was ever at a show & the performer addressed us as "Ladies and Germs" i would look around appalled and ask if he really said that shit.

you will find my super bowl fan fiction is a lot like the normal super bowl except the touchdowns make more sense narratively

you think i dumpster dive at game stop to get my hands on cult classic releases? hell no son. this is where i find condoms to feed my iguanas

"Pervert Watch" has concluded . We have found every pervert and showed them the face of pain. Thank you for helping

Will I receive Christmas Blessings this year? Or Christmas Poison....

every time i gain 100 lbs my dick turns smaller and redder—like its struggling harder and harder just to exist. i call this "Satan's Facade"

does any one else think VUVUZELAs are fucking Rubbish

let me introduce you to #my Smile

Just spit my drink all over my nuts due to AVATAR. these blue mother fuckers are taking jobs out of the mouth of real hollywood moviestars

call my posts " ASPARTAME" because they are giving anxiety to Rats

In reply to leon

@leyawn lucky you. twitter has shadow banned me from all girls

remember, views dont matter. theyre just a number. unless the view is coming from an Ovulating Woman or a Mentally Ill Angel Investor

the new view count is so nice that i officially forgive this web site for giving us 0% of the ad revenue it generates off of our slave labor

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BREAKING: Since Many have asked for this, I'm releasing the DRIL ARCHIVES in 4 distinct Flavors. Click for Links https://linktr.ee/drilreal

just ai generated a big bowl of poop and piss into my toilet

no matter what the twitter interface tells you, youre not the first guy to get the vote on any poll & even if you were no one gives a shit

How Likely Would You Purchase Or Have Any Interest In A Product Named "Doctor Doo-Doo Dog Shit's Poo Poo Pops"

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each book has around 10000 posts, sorted
ETERNAL - chronologically
REFINED - alphabetically
BELOVED - most "Faves"
CHAOTIC - randomly
Which path will you Chose.
https://linktr.ee/drilreal

when the message icon lights up it means either my future wife is contacting me or the worst group chat on earth posted for the 10000th time

In reply to poodie

@itspoodieagain its nature's way

mental health is important. that is why I pledge to test my IQ every day, and invade Afghanistan when i am sad or upset

In reply to J.G. Petruna

@jgpetruna @TOS_Violator i have to block you for having the imbecile checkmark sorry

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator Another bot post. Shit waste

the budweser frogs should be forced to kill each other

there is a sequel to the playboy mansion called the Hooters grotto

jacking off , or as i call it, "Violence of the Penis"

you think its funny to see a man transform into a dog?? his life span will be much shorter now. youre basically laughing at an actual murder

snail eats dog shit for 14 hours; 15434755 views
gameofthrounes 3 months ago
Fuck you
Spanish_leonard 4 months ago
wish that was my shit

painted my rat blue in celebration of AVATAR: WAY OF WATER

the tattoo i got when i was 14 sucks ass, ever since i found out that particular bull dog is also the mascot of like a million other schools

In reply to goodadvice

@PubeGoldberg it is from the infamous lap top

https://linktr.ee/drilreal dont you dare click on this illegal list of web sites that are better than twitter

oh youre getting youre entire dick sucked on?. damn thats a good idea. Damn thats smart

rolling out a new feature "Bull shit of the month" which could very well get me killed. Many are wondering what this months bullshit will be

never thought i would see the day. a Hater in the oval office

Wow some of you are really mad at me. Probably b/c you have tiny dicks & fucked up brains. Thats ok though. All human emotion is meaningless

i need to get really good at picking the power ball number asap

if you show me an optical illusion your account will be flagged as a demons account

In reply to AllenDulles.eth

@milkboyphoto all of them . no matter how bad

r/paranormal: i breahted in too much onion while cutting onions and passed out & hit my head on the counter and woke up with cum in my pants

5G was supposed to get us all Laid

In reply to slave to Woke

each book has around 10000 posts, sorted
ETERNAL - chronologically
REFINED - alphabetically
BELOVED - most "Faves"
CHAOTIC - randomly
Which path will you Chose.
https://linktr.ee/drilreal

"I was just thinking how nice it would be to have 10,000 Posts at my fingertips at all times" https://linktr.ee/drilreal

I had the privilege of exploring Elon's Goon Cave firsthand. Endless corridors. 1000s of screens showing dogs licking wine off of the floor,

"I do Not have any opinions about any one, no matter how they choose to cope with Failure and Divorce" - The @ DRIL Social Media Crew

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BREAKING: Since Many have asked for this, I'm releasing the DRIL ARCHIVES in 4 distinct Flavors. Click for Links https://linktr.ee/drilreal

-We Smoke Weed With The Inventor Of The Dildo
-We Play FOrtnite With Actual Child Soldiers
-We Explore Mozambique's Infamous "Whore Forest"

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also available on GUM ROAD, if youd like to read my posts on a site not run by a car salesman who tortures apes https://dril.gumroad.com/l/dril10000

which color checkmark do i get for not jacking off for 18 months

"The most powerful Genital is the mind."

so far the only known use for incest is to make dogs look weird⁠—why dont we harness incest to make a guy whos really good at Developing Code

just became Profoundly sad imagining a man who doesnt hit puberty until age 99 and he dies from it

just saw a video of a dog trying to eat a condom and cried . Every thing is so fucked. This has never happened before

In reply to Dreckula

@vrunt only in holly wood baby,

LOS ANGELEs...get your damn tickets , were going Live https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/truthpoint

Hey Boy. Ya Jeans Look Shitted In

ME: Hey. Its me. Want to collab?
TOM CRUISE: Yes. I will collab with you. What are you good at?
ME: Fuck. I dont know. I fucked it

In reply to noah

@additionaltext hell. fixed it, should be working any minute

In reply to Dwayne

@dwayne_media Thank you for engaging .

In reply to slave to Woke

also available on GUM ROAD, if youd like to read my posts on a site not run by a car salesman who tortures apes https://dril.gumroad.com/l/dril10000

BREAKING: Since Many have asked for this, I'm releasing the DRIL ARCHIVES in 4 distinct Flavors. Click for Links https://linktr.ee/drilreal

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Wet pussy

what combo of substances can i take to give myself PTSD during Avatar premier(IMAX). i wanna come out of there screaming like a vietnam vet

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Follwo
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hhhhhhh

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hungry.

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I HAVE KNOWN FOR YEARS THOSE MORNING GUYS ON FIX NEWS WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT INSTANT I WATCH THEM THERE IS BLOOD ON THAT COUCH

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TEST YOUR PACKAGED FOOD FOR DNA AND TRACK THEM DOWN bread pasta can salt cleaning dry wet dollar store

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FIND THOSE THAT SPIT IN THE FOOD AND WATER AND PACKAGING PRODUCTS FACTORY'S AND THE BELIEVE FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU ?PUT THEM TO DEATH?

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@WOWT6News Sequester? The president needs to stop flying around playing the blame game and sit down in Washington and do his job.

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chillin checking out twitter

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#IfSantaWasBlack he'd complain that the Easter Bunny wasn't black also.

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Love to see lamborghini after work

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@elonmusk I don't care how much money or stock or whatever your have people are people. Only losers say crap like that

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Here's my first "tweet". I finally have something to say.
Mr. Chappelle,
Thank you for your exquisite satire. So much comedy falls on itself like an unexpected knife these days with mere irony. Recently you've made me grin, then chuckle...and finally laugh.

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Did you know that parents are just as concerned about computing facilities at schools as they are about academic performance and sport ! wow

the architect from the matrix lives in a goon cave? Can we talk about this?

looks good to me

In reply to slave to Woke

where were you when they Gentrified quagmire

"society is so Modern...." - @ DRIL

you know my ass is on the computer

the close friends/twitter circle thing is where you go to tell every one you shit your pants and you need some one to bring you a towel

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It is true I got evicted everything has gone incredibly wrong since I wrote the book juiced.I am now the modern day frankenstein

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I guess I wrote the book juiced out of blind anger cause baseball was taken away from me.I am truly sorry for that

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The softball back juiced will be able to hit a softball 600 feet and be totally legal I will personally designed it

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Make sure you contact kevin bass at bass company to preorder the juiced bat it's gonna be incredible

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go to WWW.dubcoastbats.com to get my new softball bats juiced and the natural they are the only certified dealers in the westcoast

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the bat juiced is a usssa bat and the natural is asa at WWW.dubcoastbats.com order now they are going fast they are also collectors items

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Get my new usssa softball bat called juiced just came out .get it at WWW.just bats.com

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I am truly sorry for hurting my teamates and friends when I wrote juiced.

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@DrPhil hey buddy I am casting Juiced! The Movie and would like you to play the Bud Selig role. Interested? Let me know. hug for u

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Can you handle the truth because mlb could not when I wrote the book juiced.

The Conners airing on ABC
After a sudden turn of events, the Conner family must face daily struggles like never before.

where were you when Peter Griffen broke the 4th wall....

If only there was an avatar blue guy instagram filter to get me & the boys hyped for the movie! I would not jack off to it! I promise!

the cdc requires that every bag of nuts has one that tastes like absolute shit for some reason

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here an crocodile would get him

in real life yoda would get eaten by a dog

hard instantly

you seriously wanna get your pussy eaten at the roller rink ?? during a fucking Plandemic??

my Beliefs! my Beliefs! she divorced me for my Beliefs!

In reply to 🤖 Watch your language

@watch_language Blocked Fucka

Lets fucking do it. Lets fucking normalize therapy by posting

sorry i wont be able to respond to any DMs today as i was just walking around in traffic and got pussy blasted by the fastest Mazda on earth

i cant wait for my shift at the old arsenic refinery to end, so that i can go back to the woods behind my house and search for Groomer turds

when ive Mastered the simulation that you pitifully refer to as "Life"

i have decided to postpone my scandalous hard right pivot until after i have lost my virginity or hjad my dick sucked a pretty decent amount

if u want an autograph or to choke me out ill be attending the event called "Def Uncle Jam" making a lot of noise & being a general Nuisance

PRESS RELEASE: User @ Dril Calls For An End To The Violence — "Keep Sending Me Links; I'll Click Any Piece Of Shit You Put In Front Of Me"

In reply to slave to Woke

Uh, this is fairly fucking mood.

whilst you were visiting grandma in the hospital i was grinding for BAG !!

gorillas are aliens and that is the theory in going with. that is the belief i will use

In reply to :)

@hehefunnys get me a man who

the reasons jacking off is good are
- it makes me dumber
- it makes me Worse at sex
- it pisses the trolls off for $0

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom @boring_as_heck its just their beliefs. let's relax every one

In reply to johnny ╱╲ ➠ ╱╲╱╲ ➠ ╱╲

@USSRdad he doesn't follow me. typical

im having a blast in Qatar watching all the games, rooting for teams, etc. but you cant self suck here. they get really mad if you self suck

listen up Men. the media says you cant flip this over & fuck it like a dog. This of course is a lie. Your penis can fit in any of the holes

the list of white boy's with fat Dicks just dropped

children should learn Gambling basically asap aand fix the economy by winning big

Twitter. It's what's happening / Twitter

Gorilla `s Scam

bat man would never suck the jokers dick @Cnn @msnbc @WSJ @WSJBusiness

if you tell me The Mask is standing behind me i will turn around and try to look at it. Because my dumb ass thinks The Mask is real

why am I grinning like a jack ass ? Because I am about to go to the 1964 New York World's Fair and receieve my very first Hand Job.

i have saved $53,000 by claiming the home office tax deduction on my Gooncave

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Hello my name is writer and director Joss Wheaton, and I just directed the greatest movie in the world. It's called Marvel's The Avengers.

investigate Gallahger death

https://linktr.ee/drilreal get at me . all accounts not on this page are fraud. fuck twitter

HELP ELON!!ELON!! HELP! HELP! POST "DOG COIN"

ive gotten word that SegaBoris has obtained Will .I.Am's phone number but is too afraid to call it and ask him to Collab....

In reply to slave to Woke

the inbox is blessed with absolute Fire today. Love what the fans have done to my life.

ladys if this is you then you KNOW I'm trying to get the Dm....! #thursdaySmile #Beingsimplyme #viral

every veterans day i remember my pet mantis who got defeated by a baby bird that i tried to feed it

the turtle club from that movie is real and igot sucked off there

In reply to leigh mcG

@byleighmcg He's Fucked! He's Fucked!

FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK ITHIS GUY IS GOOD!!!

this is not related to my search @google

Havent busted in over 45 hrs. Ive Cured my Anxiety, PTSD, Bisexuality & various Poxes, all by retaining my viscous loads. Now I become Mayor

bitch You smell like a new pack of pokemon cards

In reply to slave to Woke

Ow !! Ouch!! Im sorry Jay!!!

MY SIN: i got excited and made a horrifying post of jay leno (car victim)
MY PUNISHMENT: i will burn my self to appease his oafish fans

jay leno in return for your fucked up fixation with cars you have earned a Kiss from the devil

Hey Girl Whats Your Ass Lookin Like. Let Me Consider That Ass.

having a "small penis day" so i would appreciate it if my followers could send me some jewels or maybe some golden statues

even though "Hotep Redditor" has scammed me of $300000 I am upset to hear of his passing. i am sad he perished

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✨LA TONIGHT✨

The Garden Variety Show at @littlesecret_LA!

we're honored to hear from @DoctahBee1 of @StrikeDebt!

w @derek8185338254 @dril @EJhavingfun @JackZagg @IANSWEEEEET @harmonysaccount (DJ)!

produced by god DAM

flyer by @upstreamculotte

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Having a bad one; First my Lockheed Martin investment tanks after the ceo posts his penis. Now Cold stone Creamery just called me the N-Word

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¡Feliz Cumpleaños! RedFoo

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the last Garden Variety Show was a blast! next one is Sat at @littlesecret_LA!

we're honored to hear from Dr. Richelle Brooks of @StrikeDebt!

w @derek8185338254 @dril @LangstonKerman Will Duncan @EJhavingfun @JackZagg @IANSWEEEEET @harmonysaccount (DJ)!

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thank you . this will make it way easier to block them all

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom block on sight

In reply to Powerup Comics! (Commissions CLOSED)

@ShadowPowerup @FCK_YYC its all cool, im a sex worker too "the best there is"

DO NOT BE MAD AT ME !! PLEASE! PLEASE

In reply to danny "disco" mcClanahan

@hipsterelectron delete my nuts

only thr dumb ones. block without hesitation

In reply to slave to Woke

@dril ....yall realize a lot of SexWorkers are gonna have this right??? Another great example of leftists supporting sex workers

it has never been easier to identify the most dog shit accounts on here. block without hesitation https://twitter.com/GraymaneShadow/status/1590511781314973696?s=20&t=pwYFebtCq6yWPg3YG8nPpQ

In reply to slave to Woke

Wow what a post . heres all my links in case this web site croaks and i gotta post somewhere else. https://linktr.ee/drilreal Suck my dick

In reply to slave to Woke

you just paid $8 to eat my ass stupid #BlockTheBlue

absolutely block on sight

should be 2 boxes on the ballot. one to make the gas prices lower, and one to make them higher, and if you vote higher you get your ass beat

out of the trillion girls who follow me i only want to marry about 8 of you. do better

wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this

ripleys suck my dick or not

IM THINKING WE GOTTA P{UT OUR NOGGINS TOGETHER AND TRYING TO SEE IF WE CAN MAKE THAT "YES NUT NOVEMBER", FOR US FELLAS WHO LOVE TO BUST!!!

hog

i do not appreciate twitter putting a satire warning underneath all of the posts where i say i am jacking off right now. it is NOT satire

grandma knit me a nice warm pair of gamer gauntlets so i don't mess up my knuckles when i punch holes in the wall

fellas if your girl isnt losing control of her bowels every time you take her to bed "You are not tapping that thing RIGHT!!!"

ive invented entire schools of philosophy just to discard them outright. just 1 second of my thoughts would make Plato shit out his panties.

pokemon "shit head" and "dip shit" versions

just found a somewhat NSFW box full of robes and hoods in grandmas dungeon

me and the wife are discussing having me cryogenically frozen like autsin powers for a while, to close up our inappropriate 6 year age gap

In reply to Tsunderedante

@rigatonirevolt they fuck girl cars

always

now that elon has disposed of the left wing woke brigade I can finally post pictures of my COCK!!!

this image radicalized 100000000 youth

before i hop into the top 5 most Racist muppet babys episodes, a few words. TesticleGear from GayFactor is an innovative new solution for th

lot of stupid shit going on in my replys. must be FUCK MY ASS day on twitter...

Hey Dumb Ass! Thats my face youre pissing on

"Son, are you going to beer my Ass? Or are we about to have a mother fucking problem?" it would be very good if tommy lee jones said this

really looking to Slut my brand out during the remaining fiscal quarter of 2022

the council consists of me, MetalGearEric and CryptoStewie. And yes, we will drink Beer on the job.

Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints.

No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.

👉spitting in the food
👉letting waiters do Racist accents
👉rewarding their most insolent customers with police badges

WHAT THE FUCK IS A " BAPE" ???????????

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2000's All about relationships and bullshit what about hanging with friends and really knowing someone..... #Truth

my fellow men..we must eliminate this bastard

beiing exposed to this sort of thing 99 hours a week is either making me extremely stupid or the most intelligent person in history

interesting. What do you all think of this .

when you have to take a shit really badly but you hold it in until your body turns the shit into vitamins and you dont have to go any more >

i love stigmatizing the mentally ill by terminating thier 800 million dollar promotional deals.... not

decades of jacking off "The stupid way" has got my whole dick looking crazy

pleased to announnce my new provocative sit com "Who Smoked Daddys Crack" will soon replace all the good shows on your fav streaming service

- im above the mud slinging
- im above responding to peoples crap
- i did not throw a snow ball at someone baby in 2004
- im Owed a platform

youre as much of a virgin as you are stupid assed. go away from my gym

I wish all the piss in the world would go straight into the toilet!!!! I hate dirty, disgusting PISS! No more!! Never!

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When my roomates leave, I masterbate naked on the couch

Wow, just wow . Burger king is naming their new sandwich "The Brian Sicknick January 6th Whopper" ? That's so controversial

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TONIGHT 10/21

GARDEN VARIETY SHOW at @littlesecret_LA!!!

w @JoeMande @ToddGlass @jondaly @pendant000 @AllieGoertz @theashleyray amber frost @derek8185338254 & @dril!

fundraising for @fatima4assembly!

produced by me @upstreamculotte & @cuteanon4girls
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i have been told that my web page is a sort of "Heaven" for men who exist on the Diaper Spectrum

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TOMORROW 10/21

we’ve got another GARDEN VARIETY SHOW at @littlesecret_LA!!!

this lineup is AMAZING!!!

w @JoeMande @ToddGlass @jondaly @pendant000 @AllieGoertz @theashleyray amber frost @derek8185338254 & @dril!!

fundraising for @fatima4assembly!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/garden-variety-show-tickets-442458825257

remember back in the early 00s you were allowed to shoot ropes on a mans face if you caught him wearing a fedora hat or posting on REDDIT...

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Did they tear down old Jay Simpson's house

sad that the guy who raised $10000000 to produce the worlds first non-woke can opener tried escaping in a hot air balloon & hit a power line

you cannot prove that me and the boys spray painted the word "Sluts" on mens wear house just because we agree with the msessage's politics

gamers help the world , and are helping the world, more than normal people

Um,m sending Ezra to prison? Thats a stone cold #MEntalHealthFail

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@browneyegirl400 That’s Right pooping Joe we are taking back the house and senate and you will be impeach so start packing and please clean to toilet and don’t forget your diapers . 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

just kicked a hole through my mirror because all the girls on my time line are saying they want to fuck Wally Gator now

i used to be mocked for bullying my class mates. now i live in the real life mansion that Luigis Mansion was based off of. it get's better

we avoid piss because it represents Chaos

if your profile pic looks like bullshit your ass needs to be put in the stupid barn

i cured my self of covid 19 by forcing myself to cough a lot

saying "Swag Acquired." when i get my pre order bonus at game stop and the cashier and the other guy in the store pretend they didnt hear me

when your uncles militia surrounds your house with rifles & accuses you of being a dark money pedophile you use it as an opportunity to grow

its laughable that you all would still rather suck porky pigs dick than admit that hes wrong some times

In reply to Jacob

@BarryGoldman15 im so sorry i well do better

mugatu real life

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مشروع صغير ..
ارسم على جينز وتيشرت حسب الطلب واستقبل طلبات دايركت

unbelievable. i have been sent 4 different cum tributes of my "Doggo's". i will never cleanse the time line with wholesome eye bleach again

i love shit that is "Buxom" , especially babes

you eat the weird colored halloween themed donuts and your shit will 100% turn Green. you sign a contract with God

just realized that every hare brained dick boy who follows me on here is fucking simping for me. Nasty!! That shit makes me puke!!

more and more news reporters are starting to use the phrase "James Bond style" to describe certain kinds of murders

DUMB ASS!!!!!!

when harry potter said"i solemnly swear to blow up this monsters penis w/ a fire ball" i had to put the book down & bow my head for a moment

im a dirty cop who has joined the islamic state of iraq and the levant

do not Devil my ass

In reply to slave to Woke

chance

i think theres like a 90% the family guy saw my penis through the tv just now #paranormal #NotGood

at full power, telling every one on the "Am I The Ass Hole" sub reddit that they are the ass hole without reading their posts

wordle is making the damn world STUOID

In reply to kcg

@kcgreenn Just normal for me thank you .

thinking about a beer sip i once had

Thanks for the like, stupid!

i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard

he was MOCKED in high school for being a Senator's son . Now he has made over $10,000,00 selling fake service animal vests to local nit wits

this is the most important shit in the world right now. We love seeing this. Thank you

you sell draculas ruby red swastika brooch on ebay one time and suddenly they flag your whole account as a hitler account even if youre nice

https://www.instagram.com/dril_real/ i need 1000000 followers on here so i wont perish when twitter is taken off line by FEMA thank you

me & my friend acting up again..we do get a little Nutso sometimes but our in-detph discussions about Culture are truly enlightening/serious

"i like my games like i like my coffee— Good." -the CoffeeGamer

In reply to Daniel Bourne Rincon

@rrinconn ive looked at the facts and there is no possible way that this game does not have incest

i dont care to hear any more talk about "Donkey kong country". its a stupid game that has Incest

"Name one Roman Gladiator who owned a Smart Phone. I'm waiting" - Ken Bone

incredible: son helps father

( responding to a picture of a dog eating a paper towel) Oh hell!!! We're in the wrong damn time line

i know due to sheer numbers at least a few of my followers are cold blooded Killers. still im expected to put on my clown hat & gratify them

every day i get 100s of messages from young men saying "I need to ejaculate Right now. What do I do." and i say to them all. JUst Breathe.

every pitbull dog contains a hidden set of skills known as the "Master Skills". the only two men who can unlock them are me and Elon

ive seen the posts that people are capable of when they access over 100% of their brains. men who can solve the deficit in Zero Seconds

when digimon otis spoiled me the ending of Men In Black 2 i got so mad that i showed him my dick

sitting in my car watching 500 episodes of a horrible anime entitled "Shit My Lord" at the recommendation of XenoMarcus.

the waterboy (1998) is woke now

yes sir right away sir

In reply to keyvan

@still_oppressed every one on cnn is my father and mentor

they are inventing a new type of Lesbian in 2023 they just said it on CNN

stinker alert: you have posted a stinker. you r punishment is suck this faces dick for 1000 years. good luck and last but not least Fuck you

im starting a pod cast service called "Mouther" and our inaugural pod cast will be a pod cast about breaking bad called Sucking Bad

i have decided to develop a gluten allergy to piss off my most hated waiters

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PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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watching Blue birds boild a nest

i DO NOT like your ass if you are a stupid ass