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cant help but smile to check out these new slogans:
Weird twitter- "Are we Having fun yet?"
weird twitter- "Game over, man, game over !!"

my mouth feels very dry and my dick got a liuttle bit smaller last night. i think they started rolling out 6G

@Dwayne_Media i will sign

-My posts

you like going to the bathroom? i normalized Shitting back in like 2013, with my posts. But dont thank me, im no hero. Im just a dumb bitch.

my dick andballs look like a honey nut cheerio stuck to a brain

In reply to Human Instrumentality Enjoyer

@FemmeSchizotype pigs

this happens when the algorithm achieves total purity. stripped of all obscure distraction & niche self-congratulatory bull shit. Perfection

This is wihy when i see a millennials resume i throw it simply in the trash.

"you just want to exorcise the royal soul from your dog so itll grant you 3 wishes. you dont care about haiti or its princes" Wrong actually

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Granny vs Car - http://tinyurl.com/an7qwm

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Idot vs Wall - http://tinyurl.com/agdnh9

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Man vs Sign - http://tinyurl.com/6qd9nw

TO ALL GIRLS—
your Man drops a notebook, and inside it is every "New Rule" written by bill maher since like 2003. Do you flip out or be cool

do you like my controversial "DURAG" post? Yes I wear them.

this id me

"The Shitting Otaku"

I've seen enough. Computer... link me in to DragonWeb

you see a man standing near a woman humping thin air. he says "AAhhhh!!! Oh girl.! This Pussy is Mood!!" in the worst voice you ever heard,

i am thed inventor of gangnam style and im back and im here to say to all USA forces here and abroad "oppa thank you sty;le"

SARGE: This hall better be spotless by the time im back from Lunch
ME: Sir may i have some please sir
9 officers run up screaming in my face

me age 2: i love my data so much. my data is so fucking nice. if anyone stole my data id be pissed
me age 99: FUCK!!

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Pain Near Belly Button

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What Does Green Poop Mean? -

assembling my crew

very good thank you. im jacking off in one of these right now while playing the knight rider theme on my phone https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1397592570528735236

We All Have That Friend: We All Have That Friend Who Looks At Porno

tattooing a bar code to my penis to demonstrate to anyone who looks at my penis the Frailty of our humanity, in regard to mens penises

add Beer to mario @nintendo @nintendo @nintendo @nintendo @nintendo @nintendo @nintendo @nintendo @nintendov @nintendo @nintendo @nintendo

sending Honor to my friends on the computer today Thank you!! Thank you!!

@Dwayne_Media yeah because he saw Ya` posts

im sorry for letting donwn the fans by going through my most Wild, Balls-To-The-Wall divorce yet

In reply to Mary Kobayashi

@MaryKoCo im telling Jeff Ross

@gayh0rney @bornferal @JustAboutGlad @MaryKoCo @SarahSquirm @derek8185338005 i will drop the nuke on your ass. i will take you down of peg

waking up in the middle of the night, gripped by blood curdling terror, yelling, sobbing, punching my pillows, because i forgot 9/11

In reply to grace spelman

@GraceSpelman i can say it. im allowed to

A dog with five tattoos has appeared online

you ask me to play "The beer song" ... I smile and ask, "Which one?"

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@tom_on_here Unsubuscribe

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@tom_on_here this is a "No replies" account

if your a "gangster" and you trick me into smoking weed by putting it in a queso ruffles bag Fuck you. Ill remember your name.

if i retweet a guy with a jim carrey mask avatar talking about pussys you guys have to promise not to unfollow me or do any shit like that

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@PFChangs Bitch!, nuff said.

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Chicken wings are soo gooood

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Smashing fifa like I'd be smashing thatt pussy of yours

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@tom_on_here

Salute god and god will look over youu

lobotomy—Check
castration—Check
8months of Bible-Based close combat training—CHeck
police mandated electroshock therapy—Check
Time to post .

harvey weinsteins tooth fell out the last time h was in court and the judge made him pick it up and put it back in his mouth

In reply to slave to Woke

my feed will suck absolute shit, for sure. but every one will love me

might do the obama thing and follow 600000 accounts so people cant get mad at me for following specific guys

really hoping a cop doesnt wander into my room and sees me googling "how to do a hit and run 2021" out of context

In reply to slave to Woke

disregard this .

might post a pic of my fist clenching a huge chunk of my own hair i pulled out saying "You did this !!" over and over during peak girl hours

"shit i got Pissed off by"

some one posted" dodoo" at me april 12 we have still not nabbed the perp

In reply to slave to Woke

the best is when they bark at you when they see you through the window of your own house. At that point i know your iq is fucked .

dogs love barking at me like 1000ft from their house. what are you a land surveyor. you don't know what a property line is bitch shutup

going on a diarrhea strike (giving myself diarrhea on purpose) unntil the us govt forces my daughters to join the isreali defense force

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 every thing i said on there last night was good

gluing 1000 newspapers to the wall so my neighbors cant hear me jacking off is not only rational; it is an act of service

ill aave some of that

bed bug positivity- you r blood tastes good and is helping many bugs
bed bug stigma - youre nasty, your bed is poison, suck my dick

send me bedbug positivity links or Fuckoff

In reply to Dog Belly Wine 🕊

@Tetradugenikid " a man must have a code "

losing my cheez it sponsoriship for posting a picture of a sword piercing a $1 bill

spent the past 9 days mulling over the concept of a "Sequel" to the beloved $100 bill

down load my widget and learn which poisons you are consuming that are preventing you from becoming an asexual james bond

youre all hot misunderstood geniuses, and for $400/hr you can get exclusive access to my seminar on how to not take your penis out in public

bill: i just think hes cool. and, hes nice to me, and hes Based.
melinda: Your sleeping on the couch tonight mister
bill: FUCK YOU!!

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Skin nuevo

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Tomorrow my operation im going to militairy hospital only god can save our souls

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Work hard have fun and STOP drama

hello dear , will you be my smile

beer is soda on crack - @ DRIL

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@robdelaney Ah, yours

jackinf off at the dog shit factory

if youre going to name an in-game weapon after decreased officer brian sicknick the least you can do is not make it have shit DPS . @activision

In reply to slave to Woke

the only nfts i deal in are nerds in the Fucking trashcan. suck my Dick

im absolutely the only mother fucker on here dumb enough to get publicly whipped for posting NFT bullshit while also making $0 off of them

id really like to figure out how to sell me and my dogs turds and shit to a farm or something

i ask my followers not to look at my posts between the hours of 10:00-16:00 on may 12th douring which time i'l be freaking out for no reason

In reply to Dan O'Sullivan (👻 NOW *LIVE* ON GHOST 👻 )

@Bro_Pair @BronzeHammer @dogboner @boring_as_heck love this

In reply to Leah Tiscione

@LeahTiscione categorically untrue .

In reply to johnny ╱╲ ➠ ╱╲╱╲ ➠ ╱╲

@USSRdad @SuckBait dont take the bait

my top Grabs of now

the reason my posts are no good is your all too busy sucking your own Dick to punish me

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chatroulette perv gets goatsed but likes it! http://www.viddler.com/explore/wankerkiller/videos/1/

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@tom_on_here fycking key board warrior from reddit suck Cock

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https://youtu.be/pTSw2grmnaA here's the link of it . cc @mervgriffin @dickclarkprod

i have not read this but its good https://twitter.com/derek8185338005/status/1386734439049269250?s=19

pissing in to the toilet without getting over 10% of it on the floor and legs is Suad goals

listen bitch i know what ``poop`` is and i dont like it

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Wife just left for good upset need someone to talk to

i may be the worst person you ever met but that doesnt mean i don't have a fool proof plan to fix every hollywood movie franchise ever made

you gotta respect iot, even though it sucks. You just gotta respect it even if you fucking hate it . You gotta respect this shit

to who ever said my dick looks like a bacon bit. oh so i guess you're the expert of knowing what peoples dicks look like then .

might peruse the dumpsters behind some failed sub way restaurants & take home some huge pictures of bread/ tomatoes to hang up on my walls

In reply to slave to Woke

they look like some shit a farmer would wear to the public execution of a goat. fuck jeans

after careful reflection in this era , ive decided that i no longer support wearing the pants known as "jeans", and i will eradicate them

Jjust processed every news story on CNN as logically as humanly possible & had a strategic stroke that murdered the bias center of my brain

they call it forex trading because th JUDGE has ruled that all the money i make on it is for ex wife

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#FLYNATION&CLUBLOUDGANG

I have been told that if this gets viral; they will make this the next star wars .

VIRTUAL PRISON
adult swim smalls
created by derek & dril & pierce

" THIS USER IS IMMUNE TO ALL BAD FAITH LOONEY TOONS OPINIONS "

Hey man im sorr y but me and every other guy in a group dm called "Nut sack club" were talking and decided your posts suck shit .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSw2grmnaA />
everyones loving this sick & insane pilot that was banned by the be*ter b****ess bu**au. every "LIKE" is another knife in the Beast's heart

if someone posts something that is good then i will look at it and think its good. Simple

OTHERS: Oh your a main stream account? Let me suck your dick Hurp Guklp Gulp
ME: I oont give a shit if an account is mainstream or indie .

i dont see any problem with getting the Milkbone vaccine. i trust milk bone even though they are usually a dog food company

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this may very well be the much needed "Win" for America that economists have speculated upon since 9/11

personally im thrilled of bidens dog being sent to a shadowy offshore facility to have the Evil surgically removed from its pea sized brain

You will nearly shit, when you find out which two beanie baby review vloggers are engaged in a salacious "Pervert`s Affair" .

ExoneratedUncle

you waste my time farting up my ass thats a good way of getting your nuts brusied.

yeah im thinking its muleller time.

gamer the bounty hunter

typical to see every one making jokes here after a 99 year old man of proud and honorable distinction killed him self with a blow torch

@hbo

Mr. Finding My Smile

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My vagina is loving it

all im asking is for you dumb mother fuckers to click on 1 link in your entire life

were fucked cause people would rather see fred fuckstone on the shitstone show than True hard dicked journalism that costs $1000000 to make

the only time isaid the "N word" i said it with perfect frequency/timing to intercept & cancel out the sound waves of another guy saying it,

looking at hutsler magazine

all chefs are doctors all waiters are nurses and i am getting paid 160000 a year to believe this

if someone asked me who the richest man on earth was, i would 100% say some peabrained shit like "the Godfather "

ragdolling as an olympic sport. ragdolling into a pile of bird houses at 99mph . rag dolling down the side of the hoover dam etc. gold medal

if i was a congressional aide and joe bidens dogs champ and Hunter went in on me to kill me id simple calm them down with a double head lock

just looking at some pictures of the old aunt jemima logo. Hm?? Oh Im sorry. I didnt know it was a crime to like things that are good

looks fucking dumb

In reply to Lydia Tár Tár Bink’s

@robdelaney THank you. I will let my uncle know youve chosen to come on here and mock his profession .

"The posts are good, the posts are fun, but theres a message under there that makes you think about the Wieght of the Human Condition."-Dril

yes i jettisoned my uncles hvac equipment all over the highway & obliterated a teen driver but using that info to slander me is also Cringe.

just got off the phone wih bill maher hbo & they confirmed bill maher will say "release the gamer cut" on live tv if we get 500 signatures .

one of the most brilliant things i did as a baby was predict perfectly the economic rise & expansion of the city of Dubai "The desert jewel"

looking forward to more lavish hollywood parties where me and a bunch of obese guys read posts like this while laughing in a hot tub

actually r/pronemasturbation says prone masturbation is better than normal masturbation and it doesnt even fuck your dick up that badly

we are living in a culture where you can be punished just for being Dr. Phil

here how it goes down. when its my turn to get the vaccine i say "No. Give it to a female fire man instead" and i simply just walk away...

my followers want more pics of me smoking.
my followers want more pics of me genuflecting infront of my honda like a fucking moron

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Celebrated the our one year anniversary a few weeks ago with a company name change to QURBLE and new outlook on business and life.

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it is grey here in Oxford

digimon otis has changed his name to Fallen Otis because he thinks he got covid from best buys midnight release of balan Wonderworld

In reply to g0m

@g0m era today gon tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvZtrwCrCXo this is so fucking sick. the dragon murdered him

buddy youve pissed off my world

In reply to PERCIO

@bag_getter thank you for your service

i think drunk drivers would crash less if the industry manufactured cars that said to them "you are Seen. you are Valid and Known"

i boos't "RESPECT"
i block "PORNO"

might siphon some gasoline to generate a non fungible jordan peterson fortnite skin or what ever you fucking dopes think is good. idont know

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Funny toilets pictures http://goo.gl/fb/DC4z

(taking one very careful sip from the can holding it in a fucked up way with painful looking contorted hand) Boh! Beer just hit different...

i can not access my software so just imagine a diagram of my ass with two fingers being inserted labeled "gas prices" and "dog food prices"

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As

i need something that can put a hole in a UFO

"Much talk about blocking the Suez Canal, when people should be concerned about blocking my most virulent Trolls." - The Ethical Masturbator

In reply to johnny ╱╲ ➠ ╱╲╱╲ ➠ ╱╲

@USSRdad this is good right

door to door salesman who keeps jars of his own urine in a little suitcase and tries to sell them and gets his ass beat at every house

killed my dick with too much febrease spray

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At pussy city we believe that fucking is a mans best fried. Come get hard and download http://www.pussynetwork.xxx

manufacturing a story about getting sucked off by Sam Donaldson for the "Shit Head" new york times to report on w/ zero scrutiny whatsoever

if you whack the side mirrors off my car with a bat every day your the biggest piece of shit on earth, your toxic, and "telling on yourself"

In reply to John Hamburger Jr

@BronzeHammer @tom_on_here dont have time to read this sorry

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@tom_on_here i would not interfere in the natural order

i repeat: this shit would have slayed ass in the golden era

computer... show me ya Ass

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nancy is the best dancer on dancing with the stars

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no pain no gain so work hard ...

board's for actual spree killers only my followers ride every day

i fulfill mens destinys

my face whan i nut

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try to sleep

hitting up all the college town cvs and 7-11s so i can pull out my custom credit card that looks like the ace of spades in front of girls

in light of his posts from 2008 endorsing the Mummys curse i no longer support WhiteDarthMaul or his dream of becoming a Waiter

bathroom prayer
Thank you Lord for letting me go to
The bath room,
I pray you deliver my shit Thru
the Pipe
so it can be of use to an animal

In reply to slave to Woke

starting wednesday off with a fun one .

imagine if like a drill sergeant or an armyman was putting together some IKEA furniture... i bet hed yell "Ahh this fuckin sucks"

looking at the data and simply laughing

sppeedy gonzales is White

im being told that the pussy oscars (the version of the oscars that judges womens pussy shapes ) has become the latest victim of "woke"

once again spending another afternoon educating people who falsely claim that Gamers hagve trouble wiping their ass. Sigh !!

when the social order collapses and the new global currency becomes mens semen you will regret ever jacking off in your life

if some one said some shit to me like "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" i would not be able to contain my rage. i would completely lose my shit.

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Kid: your ugly
Me: *sneez* sorry i am alergic to
bullshit

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off @nude jokes

@waif0000 Its not workiong. The haters are up my ass sabotaging my life

In reply to slave to Woke

dunno why im getting dog shit offers here. i never said crypto was monopoly money for pedos & drug addicts, i only thought it, repeatedly

i think there should be a meter man who comes over to check your gamer meter like the do with water meter

oh youve been to therapy? Dumb. yeah you havent even scratched the surface of my Level. i bet none of you even know your own brain weight

the Assed singer

during times of pandemic, the thought of even getting, let alone maintaining, a full erection, is true ape shit Lunacy. it is violence

In reply to Mary Kobayashi

@MaryKoCo @gayh0rney too late girls. i gave it all to a Shaman

reminder to the girls of this page that I will soon have $ 1400

i love shit that doesnt equal endorsements

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Rule #10- ALWAYS BE READY TO SMOKE

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ive done so much personal growth that its to the point where if you dont follow my posts youre fucking stupid

metal gear eric made me sit on a dog bed during an impromptu bomber man 64 tournament at his house. And no one is talking about this .

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@dril @NYGovCuomo i remember when some people - not me, but some - thought this account was *funny*

im thinking this is gonna be the most Wild april fools day yet!

i had the courage to bring kindness and mental health into peoples lives And now wevery one wishes this was my grave...

i have now muted the group DM which SirGamestop has commandeered to talk about his startup which is, in his words, a "white version of fubu"

In reply to Go Look In The Mirror You Dumbass

@prefect_beanis @catholicvictim Sorry im driving my car 100mph

pretty good tweet but not as good as this one. wow what a bargain https://v.cent.co/tweet/922321981

https://v.cent.co/tweet/20

In reply to Leah Tiscione

@LeahTiscione i would never post info about my ass

if i had a suit of armor i could easily beat the shit out of any man alive

Can we stop the posts please guys. Can we all cool it with the gags, riffs, spoofs, and epic shit. People are trying to do mental health

watching my haters "CUM"

all guys wanna do is tell you where their Bonnie lies. Shut the fuck up

@gayh0rney world first proof of beetle juice

cant wait for all nerds on earth to upload their brain to computer so they can be bat man for the rest of their lives & stop fuckinh posting

"If for one day. Just one day, you knew the Pain of having 1.6 million followers, perhaps you too would seek solace, in the DMs ." -Unknown

peolple are reacting to this

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@Stork_9 Курить не хуй сосать не зря же диспетчера песню написали

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator youre welcome to click the off button at any time if you are going to piss about it

watching big mommas house 2 in defiance of attack of small businesses

hm maybe before we help Ladygagas Pit bulls we should find Chinese Investor "JACK MA" because i guess i still give a FUCK about HUMAN LIFE !

just thinking about how ad hominem all you mother fuckers are. and simply laughing to my self enjoying it

in this house, a PIT BULL can believe in GOD !!!

practicing my angry phone calls for when someone gives me COVID. yelling "you gave me covid you dumb mother fucker", "youre Nasty", etc

KitsuneHorace says theres a secret game stop located under the Lincoln Memorial where congressmen are allowed to shop without wearing a Mask

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw Good

faces ranked
1. soy face
2. Blackface
3.
diont like it thats the bottomline

In reply to Lydia Tár Tár Bink’s

@robdelaney All i know is burden

In reply to slave to Woke

whos the son of bitch who messed my link up

jon stuart sir would you like to take a look at the, frankly good, 1000 pages of ad copy ive written for http://DiapersYes.com? or are you a Bitch?

my followers are always onm some god damn goofy shit; Theyre absolutely smoking that Urkel

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator nice to see you on here posting pervert shit and having another bitch-out

your just a dog from the zoo

sending special kind of energy to my followers that is good/poweful energy normally but immediately becomes dog shit energy if you betray me

all rise for the national anthem, of Jeans

my new favorite shit in my DMs is fake twitter admins who manage to get the verified checkmark but still have usernames like MickeyCar199326

GIRL: (after listening to me explain something i invented called Weed Theory for 20 mins) Wow thats pretty good. Did you invent that
ME: Yes

since 2003 to this day, me and KitsuneHorace are the only verified winners of the "convert your step dad to islam challenge"

awful, looks fucking dumb, etc

kids are always saying "drew carey invented plinko". Wrong. Drew carey stole plinko from the italians. Drew carey couldnt even invent "2+2".

hockey? ive been known to slap sticks every now and than. had a name for me "the goalie killer". I quit playing when the shit got too easy .

ex-con making $3 an hour shoveling diapers into a river "IF THE MEDIA CANCELLS ME FOR MY BELIEFS IM FUCKED"

society is so much fucking Bitched .....

"Cold hard cash is the real deal" the quote of ben franken

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nuting

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The C.I.A.is using T.V.Sets as Transmiiters to Broadband Receivers to Listen in on Familys,To create Goverment Policy around the World.

In reply to Mary Kobayashi

@MaryKoCo Dont

having a vision of dying completely alone and waking up in a cold sweat to post a Scathing review of a futurama episode i watched 14 yrs ago

i already do this for free 24/7

In reply to Bill Cosby

@BillCosby @sinbadbad This is not appropriate use of "Thank You Thursday" .

gorilla glue paid that woman to fuck up her hair and go viral and youre all pawns in gorilla glues game. not me though im a 200IQ journalist

seems more and more of times these days that every one is too much of a PUSSY to wipe my ass and mow my lawn for free

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@TomCruise Man I just want life to go back to normal. Watch the new Top Gun movie in an AMC theater, no mask... Ahhhh could smell the pop corn already

instead of mr peanut dying they could show a guy with a towel over his face grabbing his ankles and waterboarding himself with his own piss

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here U may not chat me

healing the world full power

In reply to slave to Woke

sensor THIS!!

just obliterated a birds nest with a weedwacker becsuse it could see me jacking off in my house at a certain angle

In reply to grown man who calls the ground “the floor”

@boring_as_heck im not that white

for anyone out there scrutinizing my steam profile i did not play " chips challenge 1" for 263.3 hours. it should not say that i did

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 the only animal crossing i see here, are the animals crossing me in the replies

In reply to Ed Zitron

@edzitron damn i think i gotta go in and fix each of the old posts to make them visible for $6 guys. this website is designed dumb sorry

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator you are fixing to get a red ass

ANNOUNCEMENT:
Im developing a game for true and brave gamers only. please have a look at my page, for details:
https://www.patreon.com/dril

fucking bad ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lfhcTfTQQU

getting cancelled cultured for ignoring the haters. whats that you say? ignoring hte haters isnt a crime? IT IS NOW !!

"i nutted in my wife x amount of times and shes still not pregnant" humor is not funny no matter what the number is. even if its like 100000

10 things you must never say to a Soothsayer
1. Got any new Sooths?
2. my cousins kid just made up some sooths. Do you think theyre any good

getting my fuckin Onion sucked

sorry for not reading your dms ladys. i was busy yelling "MY MONEY IS TAKING A SHIT! MY MONEY IS TAKING A SHIT!" into a huge cell phone

printing out some article like "25 Things You Must Never Say to a Smoker" and pasting it to my car and cutting off girls so they can read it

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Always keep a few powerful Bible verses in your #Arsenal in case of emergency.

need some one whos mentally 12 years old to explain to me how market volatility is like the bernie bros of gamer gate

we need to reopen SNakes World because Snake owners have suffered "MORE THAN ANY ONE "

its time like this that i wish we had the Guidance and the insight of Sheldon Adelson, Prince, and that one koch brother who died

just looked atn the news and it seems like things are about to fucking nut off

wouldve loved to make $10000000 but honestly seemed rude to fuck over hedgefunds since theyre the people who make like, our shirts, and food

Ah, Reddit ftw., Truly phenomenal, big fan of the memes, links, etc. Always been saying this. So whcih stock is making us rich today fellas

fake people love getting mad at me. Has any one noticed this

piss is the main threat. touching it, seeing it, etc

i cant believe ive been chanting the words "epic Pee tape" in the mirror every morning for the past 4 years for nothing

i think the way it works is as long as the National Debt isnt paid off, every American automatically goes to Hell when they die, which Sucks

if you spread your dick hole with your fingers a tiny bit before sending nudes tghe girl will think youre a Leo. i read it in Cosmopolitan

downloading an app developed by Asia that tells me how much diarrhea is hould have everyday

In reply to YouCleanItUp

@YouCleanItUp1 @SarahSquirm this is why we never had you on again except for that 1 time

In reply to jerry juicy icy

@dangerousneil most wont type this

thank you and Amen

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I hate stress.

if we taught children in schools how to perform defensive body roll maneuvers vehicular pedestrian death would decrease by over 1000% tops

people will call you Gay just for wanting to win the lottery . yeah well straight people like to win the lottery too bitch

Had to block a friend ive had since kindergarten because he said he was going to fuck the new ghost busters ghost. Im through playing games

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 well i never thought it was that good anyway

nobodys talking about how much jacking off is such Einstein shit. who comes up with this stuff?????

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Ill Beat The Pussy Up

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#SadStory

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দেখি কার বুদ্ধি বেশি......! "!

only takes two seconds of me cliciking around on my keyboard to see why they call me the mother fucker of ubuntu

dont know why everyones up my ass over this. i didnt say she smells like urine, i said she has the energy of someone who smells like urine

im told that wearing my Denim kimono to the oscars will probably destroy racism and sjw in one feel swoop

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Livelaughlove

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reading

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AT DA CRIB AND GOT PUSSY ON MY MIND

and every one always says im a fucking Moron for leaving my dms open .

In reply to heavy sweater

@someofmybest 8 month these nuts .

based on the level of rhetoric ive seen, Its almost as if all the girls on this site actually WANT bit coin (BTC) to fail. There i said it .

Its mueeller time #TheElection

Im not playing games with your ass. Anser my god damn emails or i will fuck up your world

just invented a new type of posting while your were all running around on here. ENjoying your little whack off sessions? Dont care didnt ask

tired of all hullaballoo what soever of jareds fucked foot long

i hate it when my ass is "over tea kettle"

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hello to the world

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Pissed off

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wondering

the amount of faves your post gets = what your IQ is at that pount in time. this is called the beethoven equation

2021 is more of a Dick Show than 2020. i mean the writers of the eseason finale of 2021 are smoking weed. Thats how fucked it is

what if Netflix was Real Life #justMythoughts

im having my BALLS CUT OFF!!! just for liking cambridge analytica

im taking a sledgehammer to the bimbofication of gamers and the assumption that just because im a gamer i only fuck with out condoms

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#depression

might get mad at harassment of Tech Companys and post some shit about how nobody believes in smiling anymore. You never see any one smiling.

ever y movie ever made before 1950s is named like "the Gal with the $100 Pussy"

★★★ FUNNY ! Dog eating a used condom ! ★★★

Ass big on my story

scrolling through 900,000 emails calling me a hideous cock sucker to find a benihana coupon i thought i saw like a week ago

my belief is the classic "Pimp" ,in so far as a guy who dressses ostentatiously and walks around addressing his "Hos", is deserving of Jail.

girls will be like "oh big govt is orwell now" while having their DMs behind a totalitarian paywall & if we dont talk about that were fucked

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I wish I could watch Avatar movie once again, it's a movie to be nominated for Oscar

unpopular opinion : only the popular opinions are any good

In reply to virgin

@wwwdotyoutube "you gotta give em a show" - merv griffin

beer just beer . cracik the lid off that fucking shit

jobs are under seige

bull shit

ohhh no!!! our nations Value's are under attack !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

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Protect your Pops! 🚨Our NEW UV Pop! protectors are available now on Funko! 🚨https://bit.ly/2Lvwfsb #Funko #FunkoPop

you dress like fred flintstone and your opinion to me is worth dog dick

(banging on ex wifes front door dressed as a cop) open up. the citibank social media team says im Valid

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw dont talk about my ball

In reply to slave to Woke

oh this hits

how about instead of drop the ball on new years we drop the damn gas prices for onve

why dont you ever see the news reporting on the GOOD variants of covid??

@dwayne_media Guess ill go eat dog shit then and get worms in my legs like that guy in taiwan.

please remember—if the holidays are a difficult time for you, if you feel left out or forgotten from the celebration, then go Fuck your self

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One thing bout me I like to get money

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell thank you .

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell dont be nasty

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New Blog Post: We Found Another Interesting Site: HumanUrine.org http://bit.ly/9jyGkT

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New Blog Post: Steaming Dog Piss http://bit.ly/94HREs

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New Blog Post: Richland man admits to mistreating mom http://bit.ly/c9VxoQ

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New Blog Post: Chemicals make clean living a whole lot easier http://bit.ly/dsq88p

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New Blog Post: Lastest Dog Cigarette News http://bit.ly/bdFirx

you think im gonna let a guy named "Poop and pee Stan" into my private group chat? "It's just not happening baby"

theyre donating all the expired vaccines to some very thirsty dogs at the kennel and i think thats something nice for once

just shaking my head and smilling...this shit is so Myers-Briggs

from now on every one call him Doanald J Poop and if enough people do it he will be forced to reopen fudd ruckers

pissed off; going out in my front yard to pretend to choke on a candy bar and see if any of my neighbors give a shit

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Selling this @ Shoot price

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Shelley m

the boeing 737 max is not necessarily "Bad", it will simply weed out the world's weakest pilots and make the movie Top Gun into real life

my wife has illegally divorced me for listening to thw "splish splash i was taking a bath" song too much

My face when, some one tries to tell me that I am not the inventor, and sole proprietor , of "The Ass Meme"

"At long last, society has shown its Ass." - Dril

i wont stop tweeting wonderwoman opinions until all cool & funny people are ran off this site and i can post my psoriasis scars w/o judgment

considering various theorys of "Dark IQ" which is a sick & twisted version of IQ that can be really high even if your normal IQ is very low

big gov shut down tomorrow "U Know What That Means"

Jacking off: LEGAL

get your jacking off paraphernalia ready its gonna be a Barn burner

In reply to Teresa † ن

@BlackIrishI @stillgray ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Found The Mother FUCKER who thinks Blowing up RVs is good..........................

ive decided that the idea of "Baths" sucks. yeah i really want to spend an hour laying down next to my toilet. stupid ass. Suck off me

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Bout To Blow Dwn Bitch

In reply to slave to Woke

Dumb.

if you think blowing up an rv and injuring 3 people is good UnFollow my ass

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who is going 2 watch the three stooges on april 13

In reply to slave to Woke

celebrating the demise of Racism by watching the snickers commercial where mr bean eats a snickers bar and turns into an asian guy

new concept "Jeans City" will figure out more info and put it here later

you may "use my tweet as a joke" but im not responsible if you get beaten up/ arrested for it

give me 2000 you pedophile kisser's

every time you use a toilet you're letting everyone who has ever used that toilet before shit up your ass

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И смотрел пингвинов мистера поппера

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@Amy_cd_ hi can we swop numbers

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what happening people

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please be carefull with your health

some of my followers are going to take a fat shit in the toilet within the next few hours. And that's ok .

@gayh0rney i can think of at least 100 numbers higher than that

the next stimulous check should be whatever your IQ is (100 iq = $100) dont like it suck my dick

Im not going to lie, it sucks shit that the ICU capacity is 0% but Im thinking they can squeeze me in for a tad if i raise enough of a fuss,

yeah i started twitch streaming but i do it offline so my dumb ass followers cant shriek at me while im doing it. 30 year old children. Pigs

In reply to virgin

@wwwdotyoutube 1.

" $600 is bad" Yeah listen up nomb nuts if 600 is so bad then why dont you sl;ap a stamp on it and deliver it straight up your Ass.

Day of Forgiveness: whilst you go about the holiday season, please today take time to Forgive a content creator who has yelled at you before

im 90% sure that Weed is a real druvg and not just some shit my friends on here make jokes about

Fuck Back Better

-ape eating lizard
- dog eating giant snail
- centipedes eating human hand
- and many more

we asked 100 angels from heaven what their IQs were and the results will drain your Nuts

fully come at me with your bull shit, catch me in the Wrestling Ring and 100% show me how much of a sick fuck i am

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw somebodys gotta do it!!!!!!!!!!

"Are we having FUN yet ??"
- DRIL 2021

i ve centered my brand for 2021 by:
-watching a dog give birth
- expanding mind using exotic new beer types
- reconceptualizing the "N-WORD"

Porno W. bush

we hold all the cards. weve spent 20 years of our lives honing our craft. if enough of us post "Boo" at the dow jones, the shit will plummet

i was spending my PTO from the fake raybans factory getting Stabbed in washington dc while you were all busy looking at dicks in cyber punk.

In reply to slave to Woke

You will never have sex, Dr. Pussy. We've all tried. Its impossible . Step down from your gilded twoer. Accept your station or perish.

In reply to slave to Woke

Dr Pussy . I could give you so much more than a woman ever could. The gift of Laughter, the Privilege of High-Level engagement. Your loss

Hmm @DrPussy kisses up to yet another Girl acct, while continuing to ignore my invitations to riff in replys. Guess ill go eat dog shit Huh!

Ive been stepped on more than every bug on the universe and still i get back up & put out 1000 stupid fucking posts every day. And still.

my followers are giving me something nice for Christmas and its called "Shallow Judgement" and "Lack of character" and "vulgar Aggression"

you only iron once per day? you want to walk around looking like a guys nut sack? come to macys looking like that and youll lose some teeth

there are mother fuckers in this life that will "Take the L"
but Most refuse to "Take the pLedge of alligeance"

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@Oprah EXCUSE ME I JUST RECEIVED THE GRANT CERTIFICAT BUT I DONT THING ETY OR NOT
I AM WRITING TO THIS SECRETARY Mr Kerry Dolad (PA)
this men send me the grant certificat scanner but its realty ied from you
please ssend me yr response miss email me

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@inam1122 sorry to you
and sorry to all i hurt every one

for the first time in human history you can now set Budweiser as your default internet browser

@gayh0rney another smart aleck here to ratio my ass............

We All Have That Friend Who Fucking Sucks

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell thats the normal way you post

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Who is first in the queue?! 😍

#ChristmasSpirit #InspireMe

This man who got plastic surgery to look like beavis will change everything you know about life for 1000 years . #INSPIREMe

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Fuck yourself if youre not going to be nice about this

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell dont know what this is but im protected from it also

dollars, peso,s you name it, money is loved by all, and today is Money's birthday. post your favorite amount of mon… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336428822648946688

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell protected from all hater energy

girls love it when i cure their depression using my intelligenct brain

ladys this is the Commander. i order you to post your Pussy Number pronto

used to be the only thing women had to jack off to was the movie" the Full monty." (1997) Now they can jack off to our posts

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im eating gummy worms

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twitter is so stupid

"Will You Commit To The CareFree Live Or Die Brand"
Yes sir
"Are U A Sick Enough Fuck To Get Covid On Puropse & Drive The Fans Nuts"
Yes sir

waking up from a month long k2-induced coma and immediately apologizing to every POC for liking the Tasmanian Devil cartoons for some reason

when someone tells me i dont know true pain i remind them of the time SirGamestop tried to brew his own IPA and gave all the boys Botulism

lets say hypothetically i was gifted the otto warmbier poster by a DPRK emissary. will they let me sell it on ebay? or will ebay fuck my ass

yeah lets ruin a mans posting carreer just to look "Cool" in front of our friends, all while smoking Pot and thinking that bullying is good.

if i go to jail for telling the truth then what ever. i'll just win the favor of every prison gang with my realistic method of saying things

id like to grab each of you by the ankles and dip your entire screaming head into a bucket of honey, everyone Ratios me, its all a setup

Bacoun. That is all #YourdailySmile #MediaBrand

In reply to jerry juicy icy

@dangerousneil its Time to euthanize me

every day i get 1000 messages from my followers tell me i can SUCK DICK and FUCK MY SELF!! because i dont have the check mark

SnookeredByFraudsters666

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Mr want to be president how come gas is going up screw foriegn oil how u going to fix it with out lying

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Football is becoming a pussy sport i what want to play in the rain if u dont like what i said u can kiss my big white ass

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You Will Stay In Our Hearts Forever The Man And Your Music

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Bigbubba7

pleased to report that my odds of having sex have dropped to 0 after my latest and greatest Grievance Thread

as soon as i figure out if taxationw ithout representation is good or bad, politics is fucking finished

attention Boris_Gunblade; regarding getting that "having aids money" , i do not know what you meant by that. please respond to text message

theres one teen that wont be invited to the teen choice awards this year. covid 19 #CanHeSayThat

i see someone post a picture giving their dog a tiny birthday cake and think you see that? thats my tax dollars going towards that bull shit

i give my guinie pigs "HEROIN"

it CALMS them DOWN

just down loaded all 15 episodes of frank tv in divx blue ray 1080p up on the big screen if any girls are reading this

every where i go in this so-called thing called "society" people either want to kick my ass or give me $1000 or put me down like old yeller

cyber Monday is now Suck-Me-Monday, no further question your honor

In reply to physco smoker

@neonwario i have faith that some one (preferably from New York) will soon explain to me why this post is good

everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool

the best thing i ever found at work while disassembling old desks was a poem my former co-worker had written about the Super Bowl

elon if youre reading this please get back to me about my idea for inventing a $900 hot dog that tastes like shit. thank you

looking at some posts about "Cum" while frowning and generally making a face

just read the wikipedia article for "Mindfulness Based Cognitive Therapy" while you were on here scrolling through miles of puerile dog shit

my friend who works at twitter told me the next thing everyone will get mad at is celebs being forced to provide unpaid game show labor

i will eventually drop the phone in the toilet by mistake. its inevitable. the question is if there will be a big shit in there when i do it

do not be a stupid ass in my life. do not clownstyle me

look at what youve done. you messed around and you turned the beetle bailey wiki into shit

americans the time is now for us to unite against COVID19. we must all come together and say "Oopsydaisy" over and over again until it stops

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give me $100 if you think the guy who siad "Dumb ass" a lot on that 70s show would make a better president than any teletubby

nobodys telling me where i should donate 6000 cigarettes. nobodys telling me where theyll do the most help. So i guess ill just smoke them

"Having drama is the stupidest shit on earht" - Drew Brees

"in year 3000 every chair in the house will become a toilet"- ben franklin

In reply to Max Weakness

@MorningJazz69

the only blue check i want is a check for $1000000 that happens to be the color blue

forcing comcast to give us internet service without allowing them to completely blast our asses with datacaps is basically old timey slavery

me and the boys chipped in and orchestrated a fake 9/11 that you can easily prevent and become a national hero (fake 9/11 becomes real) oops

in the year 2021 grain will be stored in computers instead of silos and so many people are gonna look so god damn stupid

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I didn't get one follower in snap female y'all need to send me of y'all hitting that blunt or pipe

many people are finding out that despite millions of years of evolution the human body was not designed to get run over by cars

Think i might mix my dishrag up with my bowling ball rag and get some diseases that only dogs usually get

reading 10000 posts a day has provided me great insight into thr cultural impact of the Philosophical Mind, and has also given me Morgellons

day of healing challenge: Try being racist for a day if your sjw, and if youre racist try being SJW. This is the "Day of Healing Challenge".

every hatch back owner fantasizes about putting the seats down and throwing a towel on top of them and sleeping on the towel like a dog

when the dow hits 30000 it means you get $30000 every time th e libor scandal happens , so, a lot of people will be thinking thats good

facing resistance from wikipedia in removing the article that says i have an ear infection as it is very difficult to verify that i do not

shit heads who worsen everyones life, lady whos immune to piss smell, man named "Mr Dick Tip" who i have no concern of—all trying to Fuck me

i have seen every episode of agents of shield and i am ready to whip deep state in the penis

what if Jar head met Dunkirk

Congrats. Ive just put your ass on the doucebag list.

looking at a picture of poop chart that has different kinds of pictures of poop on it to find out if i have any diseases

let year 2020 become the year of Boys . Because men are out there changing peoples lives every day and simply they do not give a fuck

Hmm i wonder which restaurant will become the new mcdonalds, after mcdonalds goes out of business for performing coupon scams against me

ive been searching for videos on how to humanely execute a captured butterfly, and all i found was SCAMs

you tube is now officially named "Ignorance tube," due to the many proverbial ass kickings i have receieved there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikCjGhzOa4g

trying to imagine the kind of guy who would donate to a presidential campaign like a month after the election so i can worship him as a god

trying to make my penis look more realistic with oils. balms and such

if you can smell your own balls that means you have corona virus . bad news for all you Stupid mother fuckers on here

In reply to slave to Woke

with. a genuine content creator

might leave dms open for another 6 years in case any more gorgeous women want to try starting some Very unfulfilling long distance romance..

should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self

im going to perler where you arent marched out on a pike just for posting pics of your barbeque setup in the group chat

im the guy who was not sold on Jack Ass until they made it 3d

i agree. mindfulness is some good shit. hold on, someones honking their car horn at my house and i have to go outside and kick their ass now

In reply to johnny ╱╲ ➠ ╱╲╱╲ ➠ ╱╲

@USSRdad

turning in my badgen gun...

if big tech keeps loading their apps with features that i can accidentally post my dick on, i will have no choice but to enter crisis mode .

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There is history on the History Channel rite now Tune in before they go to swamp man

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell thanks you too

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell your white

In reply to Dirtbag Gobbler ⬅️

@DirtbagGobbler your white

Q: Should I give my dog my last name?
A: Absolutely not. Giving your dog your last name confuses it & dangers the integrity of the household

In reply to jon hendren

@fart i am not a ho

Watchinh the news

for every shit comment i receive, i will be doing 1 push up. the trolls shpuld be Very fucking careful lest they grant me unlimited power

if you say shit like "Basinga" they give you a TV show....
if you say opinions that are true , you get the Executioners blade .
-EpicWayne

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Smouth Mouth Fucker

walking around wearing a sandwich board sign that says "Kick my ass" and subjecting the masses to raw unfiltered journalism

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Why? Are people upset with me? Are they posting lies about me in the group chats? Without letting me defend myself? Who's posting the lies?

i shou;ld be allowed on the roof of any building

Hah, yes. i do consider myself somewhat of the most god tieir troller who has ever lived. ive fooled over 1000 people into kicking my ass,

im a husband , i am a lover , i am a gamer, i am a Slave, im a nit wit, im a goalie, but above all else, im a Koch Brother

In reply to jamie the vampire slayer

@detective_jamie if you do not think garfield metaphorically "ate shit" when they closed his restaurant down then you are not looking at the facts

there was once a man— beloved & cherished by all... until he was unfairly chased away, by the dip shit brigade. and that man was named "Me".

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Do u have e email

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girle friend

when they asked Ben Franklin "Sir, through Cup and Coin, does pleasure Portend the folly of Man?" mr. Franklin smiled and said simply "Beer"

girls love rolling around in their sleep with long nails and waking up thinking every scratch on their body was caused by their dead grandma

if i had a name like "Tommy Tuberville" id go fuck my self

"Me and a lot of my friends are starting to think that this Covid-19 business is a complete goof. A rat job." - Spider man

In reply to Geraldo Rivera

@GeraldoRivera @realDonaldTrump i just had a phone call with him too and he said the opposite of all that shit and called me Gay

In reply to INDIE88

@Indie88Toronto garfield eats Shit

getting the daily presidential briefing and its just shit like "we banned Weed because it makes people too smart" and "Mozart smoked weed"

why should i give two shits of an ass what you think of my post. what are you, the day time emmys??

mount everest emergency diaper bra - what this husband did will shock you

"if youre a dumb ass youre no friend of mine" - The dumb ass killer

thank you . i have nuked his ass

finally finished the dril book. noticed something weird a while back. a year before Connor Betts became known as the Dayton Shooter, he was included in the “Special Thanks” section by Dril for some reason

In reply to Lydia Tár Tár Bink’s

@robdelaney Not part of Lucas's vision

In reply to slave to Woke

Its not in the spirit of star wars to do that

None of the characters in star wars should show their penis. Thats not what movie fans want to see.

going to buy some goofy bug eyed glasses & drink poison until i look 80% more sickly/ weak and ask random girls if they need a Suger Daddy

@realDonaldTrump http://thebible.com/

did something happen with the votes

i would pay a group of scienttists $10000000 to fool a man into believing in santa until the age of 80. lets get it done

i never said "ounch" , i would never say "ounch", and if i did say the word "ounch" it was becaus ei was trying to type the word "Lunch"

before pushing psychic civil wars, the news used to talk about guys named like "Crap man" who would poop in 100 public urinals a day somehow

In reply to Ezekiel

@egolvin open literally any web page before opening your mouth

"the human brain is simply just a computer. And not a journalist alive will tell you this." - the Dril account

it's not good for the dilbert guy to come on here and say hes going to Bull Breed my wife with his Superior Spunk. i dont care if hes 200 iq

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Well see

on the horn with nabisco slavery engineering solutions and hooters world Bank(HWB) aa we speak, might even contact "Super Nintendo" well see

i will not let you poop the stately office . i will never use the code "Rudy20" for $20 off orders over $100. i will not dm GIRLS

you have not looked at the facts and you have the same IQ as a babys IQ. and thats why you have low follower.

oh everyones trying to be cute. Everyones trying to put on a little show, posting unauthorized information about my penis

getting word that the election is now considered "Fucked" by the state attorney after a man reportedly let his dog lick the voting machine

In reply to ''Steve''

@extranapkins they're a cia asset

@Dwayne_Media @tom_on_here

@Dwayne_Media Dont look at it if youre just going to say ass to it.

WOW: BitOfAWankHaver assassinated DiaperHubby in his adult sized crib at 0400 hours and blew him up with a hundred missile s in his deathbed

#Vote

Joe the plumber- your silence duringt his pivotal moment of election speaks magnitude of the word "Cowardace". i regret voting for you bitch

enjoying some fairly darkweb shit

In reply to Shell

@Shell im wiping my ass with shop rite bags

every one should donate their pets to the zoo or the dog kennel, get the animals out of the house until all this covid mess is figured out

i would pay $99 for an app thay reminds you to drink one icecold beer every 20 minutes

reminder: if youre a Judge or any elected official theres still time to throw peoples votes in the trash for no reason

My Sucked Off Life

my "happy Halloween " wishes have already been sent out so if you did not receive one then you are Fucked.

In reply to Mayor Karen Bass

@MayorOfLA @LADOTofficial THANK YOU SIR !

yes there is a hemorrhoid sub reddit and yes it is full of guys somehow obtaining 4k resolution pics of their ass holes and posting them

In reply to Bleep / StuartG

@HiImBleep I have the guts to do it

"Some people on here are more interested in Public selfies, than public safety " -- Oh?? Can He Say That??

In reply to flan

@tincanflan men

taking the high road and waiting until after the election to call tekken chauncey a "HO"

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I like to fuck im fuckin now I habe to have pussy I will beat yo pussy up and wear it out I dont play

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I wan to be alone!!!

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I hate Chinese new year!

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Deep in everyone's heart there will always be this lock that will only be unlocked by the one that makes you understand what is love....

your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail

@gayh0rney @onlysmartbrain @derek8185338005 @bornferal @JustAboutGlad @cringe_genius @necrobranson @MorningJazz69 @tupacdurex @xrotnofsky i was fired so i could be made the ceo of truth point

i think if tthe country got annihilated by nukes id "Lay low" for a bit and "Wait it out"

if you threaten to kick my ass or kill me you will get BLOCKED. Thats just how it is. Enjoy not being able to read my posts you dip shit

quagmires dance but hes paralyzed

the tongue is the human body's most powerful tooth

food of the loom "big" under wear 90% off $0.89 one time offer For the fans.

i opened my notes app for the first time in 5 years and the only thing i found was some shit that says "mr feed bag 2007"

you gotta realize if youre a roach or any kind of bug its already game over for your ass. you look like a little pice of poop walking around

"jobs are back on the table" - @ Dril

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR 1) do not say this shit
2) please post all content with the hash tag #TruthPointQuibiNow as you have been prevoiusly instructed

In reply to Rep. Clay Higgins

@RepClayHiggins my wife has the gift of suching my shit completely off

thinking about my coffee mug that says "Guys who collect beanie babies know how to fuck better than guys who dont like beanie babies" on it.

stupid god damn MORON!!! fucking BITCH

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw Trying to ha ha.

saw a bumper sticker "My other car is baby Yoda's dick." And this is what passes for classic comedy routines these days .

haters are my God

"Just simply my posts."

ignoring all phone calls from rickgamecube and metal gear Eric so they can't talk me out of getting fake bullet wounds tattooed to my chest

i am now ready to share my thoughts on the guy who took his penis out of his pants after screaming "Ohhh!! Ohhh!!" on the zoom call.

instead of scoring touchdowns the nfl it seems is more interested in scoring "Shit downs"

due to my Troll-Crushing journalistic standards i am obliged to say some shit about how the original "Pope meme" , is Roman Catholicism

PROSECUTION: Is it true, that on the evening of Sept 3rd, 2006, you posted the word "Jeams"
ME: (swallowing cyanide pill) I dont recall .

astrally projecting my brain into antifa head quarters and memorizing their combat patterns is the easiest shit i have ever done in my life

In reply to Lionel

@AnthonyHughOBr1 FUCK YOU !!!!!!!

In reply to Timothée Leary

@joined4thefilez @w0a0i0f get her ass!! Protect me sir

listening to a man on the train tell me about how a cardboard toilet paper tube feels 100% like a pussy if you run it under the sink first

micropenised galoot bleeds out in a 7-11 after smashing glass hot dog case with bare hands and shows his ass on the news by mistake

people these days would rather have faith in Homer Simpson , than, the Honor System

massive back tattoo that says "Sucked Off 8-12-2006"

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I just saw a man without arms or legs

In reply to @ultra_victim

@ultra_victim @posts_by_jon They locked it because you fucked around and fond out

any ladys here want too fuck an 170 I.Q. Undecided Voter ?????

yes,

In reply to slave to Woke

i have the worst followers in the world. Dumb.

nice to know some one cares about me....

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LA CERVEZA PARA LA CABEZA....

In reply to Dog Belly Wine 🕊

@Tetradugenikid id like to see him try

the headless horseman sucks shit/ he wouldnt last 2 minutes in hollywood. he cant get me here

im not going to shut the fuck up until all of my friends, and enemies..... are big time rich

netflix cuties is as political as it is bald-faced stupid assed aka i give it zero stars and "my god have mercy on your soul" -billy madison

In reply to db

@dogboner thats conjecture,

In reply to db

@dogboner he stopped posting everywhere like 3 years ago. hes probably just taking a break from the computer

does any one know what happened to this guy,

all correspondence with Mastergamer will go directly through me because i am his lawyer and his friend

they should invent toilet paper that you can throw in the Trash instead of the toilet

Do My Posts Help You? Am I A Good Person? Do You Think Im Nice

i actually got diaper rash from searching another guy's used diaper for wallets, but dont let that stop you from stigmatizing me

Not going to work today just staying home doing intense Meditation / Reflection out of respect for this bull shit

Roberta McCain, mother of John McCain and matriarch of the McCain family, dies at 108 https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2020/10/12/roberta-mccain-mother-john-mccain-matriarch-of-mccain-family-dies-108/5971230002/?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot&cid=twitter_azcentral

your from 9gag your from reddit your from fark .com and its no surprise to see your stupid Ass in the comments sections kissing my NUTs

thinking about a "Cock Ring" for the neck that strangles all the blood into your brain and gives you what is essentially a mental erection

In reply to John Hamburger Jr

@BronzeHammer does it feel good to throw around your online clout to causev pain to others?? you Dopey bitch??

i do not watch the snl show (Too crass) but i do enjoy reading the episode summaries that they put in the newspaper for some reason

if i was a secret service guy & certain things started happening id simply use the president as a human shield and high tail it out of there

(crying ) nobody respects me because im a Content Creator!! every one thinks im a pussy!! i want to process lumber!!

im a Diplomat's Nephew and im tired of pretending um not one

In reply to g0m

@g0m your dirty

i would rather go fuck my self than read one more post on the bird websitw

im tired of everyone saying that pinocchio turning into a real boy was a good thing. it was a demons trick

becoming accepting and calm of other people having lifestyles of having the wrong opinion about shit

computer show me an animated picture of bugs bunny eating a huge watermelon in a way thats comical but not racist

just because im following the pilot's orders and putting ym seat belt on without raising a stink does not mean i forgive him for doing 9/11

the Economy is changing the way people think about Culture.....

In reply to minipig

@Iittlejoy time for a BATH

id love to get attacked by a bird. id love for a bird to try to fight me. id love to smash it to bits with my bare hands.

GOD: Im getting quite aged in my late years; and I need someone else to be president of heaven
Donald R. Trump: My lord...
RBG: (Applauding)

thank you for liking the "Real men of genius" beer commercials. Were bringing them back in an attempt to suppress the 2nd American Civil War

NEWSDESK: POTUS oversized diaper is NOT "funny," or "Epic", and neither is the tiny stream of poop dribbling out of his beleaguered ass hole

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw Peoplw are saying this

these are the original fort nite

In reply to summer 🖕

@heaberald they should hang these up inside of the mcdonalds, and that's the highest praise I've ever given anything in my life

as the least funny person alive, its my job to come on here and tell people which current events arent funny and get MY ASS KICKED!!

"just Genius shit ." - Thugwanker

bee man vs column full of bees

I want a video game thats just a 3d dog barking very loud in my face

"we witness now the Death of Light. A Cowar'ds millennia. Shadows dancing upon the Graves of our lives" - Diaper pounder

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR i could crush you instantly

In reply to slave to Woke

just for fun: if you search camp town races you get a video of like 40 guys in black face with youtube comments like "Love the energy! Wow"

In reply to slave to Woke

Camptown races I mean.

when the mother fuckers wrote "Yankee Doodle", i bet they thought we were still going to give a shit about the word "Doodah" in 2020,

might buy some $200 japanese steak knives & instantly ruin them by using them to saw through the clamshell packaging of my new shower radio.

(reporter following me into my car) Sir sir. You look like shit. Whys your head look wet. Sir

In reply to Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️

@Hermit_Thrush @blurrycryptid im blocked by this person . Please dont trouble him by mentioning me

i can telli f youre a drunk driver or not just by reading 2 of your posts

urine is not sterile. it has piss in it

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Im on twitter

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MJ ur always rockz the world

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Do ya hate this message.. Dont ya

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Behind Every Mask Of Ice That People Wear, There Lies A Heart Of Fire......

By @DamnGamer2003

hate it when i slip up while changing a roll of toilet paper and the spring loaded holder fires the cardboard tube straight up my ass hole

every one on the computer has undergone a villain arc where they stop jacking off for 2 months and go mad because it didnt fix their anxiety

trying to parallel park my 1992 lincoln town car stretch limousine in front of game stop and getting Honked at

being a dumb ass is bad enough, but being a dumb ass, in 2020??? You fucked up big time

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR Dont say fuck on this accout

people only think wizard of oz is good because they want to fuck thr tin man, if they didnt want to fuck the tin man they wouldnt like it

every celebrity on earth has succumbed to the Corona Virus? Wow!! What a scoop!!!

dont know how they did it, but Bloomberg Opinion found a way to post directly into the Whats Happening sidebar, making them effectively God.

before i Smoke, i want to read an article about if smoking is facing a crisis in which smokers are making smoking too much "About them"

"oh youre sad because a judge died? thats so adorable" i say as i effortlessly list off 100 dead judges from simply my memory

im thinking of making it my "Main move" , to eat a huge plate of nachos and have the worst sex of my life right after

air purifier in my apartment going fully nuts after cooking my delicious dinner. sorry you hate Food bitch

looks like my posts have solved the covid crisis

stop for a moment and think about the most realistic Vagina youve ever seen in your life...

my wife thinks im a Failure. Prove her wrong by getting this 100 likes

venus sucks shit. if they find life there it's going to be a very small man curled into the fetal position yelling "FUCK THIS"

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR ,you will never smoke

why dont you come to wheare i work and slap the dick out of my mouth bitch

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here i dont want to

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell you only post in pervert language now

any day now: our favorite posters will stop hiding in private chat rooms and start making america Smile again

In reply to Judd Deere 45 Archived

@JuddPDeere45 @WhiteHouse @AriFleischer cant wait for this shit. Im a real sick fuck

(hearing about a guy who died) wow thats like 0.0003 9/11s

a guy who calls him self "service animal toucher" is going around trying to trick people into licking elevator buttons. stay safe all.

why turn myself in to the police.. when I can turn myself into the police

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@Boscovs
Your new rules are unacceptable. Masks, lines on floor etc. We are not children who you can tell how to live. Masks are wrong in so many ways. A rag of submission and totally useless. You have made a bad decision to follow the lies that we have been told. NEVER BOSCOV

The video games & childrens tv show industrial complex has pooped its own ass once again and made 2020 the year of the Actual Bitch .

IM GOING TO TURN OFF MY AD BLOCKER FOREVER -- JUST TO BE NICE !!!!

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Money is not natural http://hellotxt.com/l/6Hlo

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From CNNmoney: Gas prices on the rise http://hellotxt.com/l/b1QG

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From cnnmoney: Gas prices near 5 year low http://hellotxt.com/l/sfHR

1) never look at my replies
2) Im not trying to fuck the weather lady Im just trying to make her cum in her pants on live tv

if i become too radicalized by the death of Fuddruckers promise youll send me gentle reminders not to spread coronna virus on purpose

my dick and my ass look like theyre from 2 different races of people. i typed this in the status box 14hrs ago & im just pressing submit now

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR unfollow me

suck off my ass

fuck sars

do not piss my ass off. do not goof around with my ass

oh this? just a little something i enjoy looking at in my house every day

i was already boycotting disney mulan because its for children, but now that im pissing off hong kong policemen (??) thats the cherry on top

watching a human interest pieice about a deaf guy who has a photographic memory of every shit hes ever taken

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There seems to be a direct correlation to your size of Bug gulp and your intelligence. #7-11

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Rich Homie Quan On Stage With a Fucking 7/11 Bug Gulp 😂

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw ??????????? whatd i do now

In reply to g0m

@g0m made me shit

up your fuckig ass dude. Shut up

just jacked off in real life while you were busy downloading hentai of the old woman who lives in a shoe at 56k

rodney gamerfield, Dr. Gameslove, and gamesbond007 walk into a bar, say "Fuck off id rather be gaming," Then they leave

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sulking around

wife is sad because we had to remove all doorknobs from our dreamhome since they were at the exact perfect hieght to go up my ass by mistake

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joined twitter

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@THEHermanCain whoever the fucks running this account now needs to unblock me from it ASAP. "Enough is enough"

nobody with less followers than me should be allowed to block me.
Thats fucked up

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell this is Gross

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell keep scrolling. do not hassle my ass

walmart Sucked me

puutting shit on my dating profile like "i will never lie to someone who's nice to me" and "i wont fuck you if you don't enjoy Movies"

if every person on earth killed 1000 bugs every day we would have no more bugs #noBugs #stopBugs

pranking my pud

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR suck my dick in balls

PissMyPants USA LLC

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hello mr. rogan i'm army man

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Seriously i am addicted to Girls with PhatBootys

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I wish I could sell seman

"i will never respond to a dm unless its a girl sending it. i will keep my feed tidy. i will betray anyone my followers want me to betray"

the only thing supplying my dog shit soft serve brain w/ dopamine anymore is my favorite intellectual properties getting "Surprisingly Dark"

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR You cared enough to shit .

looking at tom dixons mens plum wine cooler

Ellen Pledges to Gradually "PHase Out" Cameras in Employee Restrooms in Highest IQ Move to Date: Here's What To Know

hoping my favorite brands e mail me some more stupid shit today

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here your little ass wouldnt last 2 seconds on my page

starting an NRA for Turner classic movies

Bill gates has so many followers that if he accidentally posts a picture of his spread ass hole its not even worth his time to delete it.

couple of mob guys disposing of a body by tossing it into the aquariums penguin enclosure "these boids are eating good tonight"

In reply to @antonsuga

@antonsuga Can you believe it .

right now theres guys covering their dicks in bird seed to trick birds into sucking them. and youre all here talking about post office...

Netflix has once again showed their ass by proving once and for all that the ceo of it is Michale Jackson .

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new to da twitter thing but ill get it

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell @fail http://blog.com

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell do it you coward

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Current workout: BM Hercules 20min/day every day, vac extender 1.5 hrs/day 5 days/week, myKegel app level 20 5 days/week

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Current Arsenal:
Bathmate Hercules, Bathmate X40 Extreme, Auto Extender (4), myKegel iPhone app.

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR shut the FUCK up

vp announcement the same day they announce Cosby Tetris (2007) no longer receiving eshop support? nice cover up

the police report described a "Cartoonishly diapered" man

In reply to @ReelSpotMonkee

@ReelSpotMonkee no

sub way has just announced that kid rock is the new jared and that when kid rock dies they will make the jared after him a black jared.

austin powers men cut (only men scenes) . mkv

crapping my self at food 4 less and making $1000000 per second from people sharing pictures of it

ok mr honda dealer lets get down to brassed tacks. U dont wanna waste my time, i dont wanna waste yours. now; CAN i jack off in your toilet,

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Here we go iPad - Coming Soon

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@MrsHorny im horny

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Dubai is fu**ing awesome

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i am watching t.v waiting 4 someone nice 2 talk 2

if you dont post anything for a month and i can't find the reason why, i just assume you died and got buried in someones yard like a pet

Met a guy on here the other day named "Mr do not follow my ass". Well with a name like that you better beleieve i`d be taking that advice.

Oh mate. Oh mate. Youre properly jordached. Youre off that bullwinkle mate

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Is there any0ne in your Life who
Really Suck..!!!
if Yes, Share your idea of Revenge.

the dj just said he ran a man over with his car and did a hit and run 4 year ago and hes crying now

"I have Watched the Bud Dwyer suicide video over 1000 times." - iconic Mickey Rourke - InfluencePedia.Go

"Sucked Behind Bars"
"George H.w. bush bimbofied me and sucked off me"
"Snowman fucked me"
"Locker Room Fucked by snow man"

go to www. info .men to learn how to recite the Men's Prayer and help put a gun in covid19's mouth

i have received in my life 2 Teen Choice Awards for the work i have done with poisons

i have been strategically poisoning myself to make my dick smaller and more cone-shaped so it can fit into condoms easier

In reply to slave to Woke

well were back to 1000 americans choking to death daily on this virus and ithought the time line could use a quick smile. Thats all

all im saying it that this guy wore the mask before covid

if youre making a movie and you kill off a beloved character like bat man or bugs bunny you ought to be charged with Murder. No more excuses

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR please have the fucking decency to unfollow Mr. Larry King and Sir Walter Cronkite before you go to post shit like this.

sorry i can't write any posts or look at my emails today. i got kennel cough from eating a bad pear

In reply to Hootie

@Hooters i go there to get infected with ring worm on purpose

Ahh damn it . I fucked up and accidentally bought the newspaepr with the eye holes in it again and saw something i wasn'tsupposed to

when i go to hooters i do not want to look at the girls there, just my newspaper that does not have any eye holes cut into it what so ever

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this bitch has has enuf of a day!!!

all you peoples posts are "Scooby Doo Ass"

CNN should put a little "Devil face" next to all the bad, or upsetting articles on their site. Who likes this? Who thinks this would be fun?

one thing the gamer world is certainly agreeing of, is that halo infinite is sure to be the highest numbered halo game yet

-all poison animals Destroyed (snakes scorpions)
-reduce spending/waste by making the Oscars an olympic game
-a Hollywood sign in every town

just got my new jeans in the mail and the trolls are sweatting like a bird at the kfc factory

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hay abc6 please can you speake to me becaues non of my frinds are heare . you do not haft to its up to you ow and i am 12 years old gunman

100 bladder exercises to increase your Max Piss

advising my client alan dershowitz not to become host of the new tv show on g4 gamers network "Show Me Ya Pussy"

which of you is ``WACKIN OFF`` on here tonight..............

cant wait to hop on the pc and look at more juvenile barnum and bailey shit , aka posts.

SickFuck Productions

mc donads big hamburger no tomato on rye

if your car is this. Fuck yourself

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Hey everybody,
Peanut and I want to say “Thank you!” to everyone who ordered a "Jeff Dunham and Peanut” Funko Pop! For those who ordered the autographed version, I’m signing as fast as possible, and the warehouse folks are working with best speed to get every order out, ASAP.

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#Joke

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@offthepill @chadwildclay I want your wife to do 24 hour diaper challenge

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Hooters has so many hot girls in tight booty shorts

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR its not called that any more.

oh no!!! what if we lose??? what if they blow up the New York Stock Exchange and force us all to wear Womens pantys?? Help!! Help!!

i know times are tough but rtry to give a Like and retweet to my posts if you are able to. if not, thats ok also. Fuck you

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i want sum fun x

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR That's fine

if you get popular on you tube you make $100000 a month. if you get popular on twitter you get your shit caved in by robbers every day

ok so twitter can just freeze all the verified accounts at once but when someone says my yard looks like shit theyre Suddenl;y powerless...

In reply to TruthPoint: Darkweb Rising

@TruthPointDWR unprofessional. go fuck your self and sotp being such a little BITCH

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw no likes. enough

id rather go fuck my self than like a post

if you dont post your IQ at the beginning of every reply to me you will be blocked like a street dog

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ANOTHER INSIDERS DONT TELLTIP! THERE'S 2 SIDES TO THIS THE NO BRAIN, LOWBALLERS&THE 1/2 BRAIN, UNDERCUTTERS BOTH DO HORRIBLE WORTHLESS WORK

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there;s absolutely NO REASON TO TOLERATE ROACH infestations, with todays, advanced technologies 2ELIMINATE COCKROACHES DRANDREW@ROACHDRS.COM

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GOODMORNING EVERYBODY! :) TODAY IS NATIONAL SUNGLASS DAY!! PLEASE SEND US YOUR CRAZIEST SUNGLASS PICTURES WE VERYWELL JUST MIGHT RE-TWEET IT

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"ROACHES" "ROACHES" "ROACHES" WE DID A 2016 SUMMER ROACH TOUR, LOOKING FOR THE WORST AREAS OF THE "USA"& WE FOUND THEM DRANDREW@ROACHDRS.COM

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Transformers 2 yupyyyyyyyy

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Bout to go crazy in this bitch

piss hitting toilet sfx piss hitting urinal sfx only on spotify

my followers are STUPID as FUCK !!! they are all on CRANK !!! they hate ALL my shit!!!

imagining a real dumb lump of shit guy, like 55 years old, reading some article aobut jada pinkett smith in his squalid office and smiling

i have been sitting in my computer chair repeating to myself the phrase "The god father of posts" for the past 9 hours .

i see that digimon otis has become emboldened enough to begin posting again., likely due to the normalization of that sort of thing,

imagining my followers enjoying a beer named "Gangnam style: The beer" and cancelling all my posts for the evening due to being pissed off

trying to draft a tweet about how people arre getting too many tattoos of the cars from the cars movies without invoking Race

earning 100% completion rating in the latest game from the "SEX ADDICT" series by PissRealms, and hating every minute of it

yoiutube streamer famous for "Grandma Sucked Me Off" video series apologizes to his subscribers for pooping on the bus

the real kennedy assassinaiton was when jamie kennedy was assassinated verbally by gamers for not taking his e3 appearance seriously enough.

alright. wherever the dart hits on this map is wwhere im building my new Mosque. (dart hits wtc ground zero) Yikes! Uh oh

Q: mr bond this is your most fucked mission yet. you must obtain the Paedophile's Stone
BOND: Ah, like old times?
Q: Like old times mr bond

ladys i will not Fuck you if you smell like shit. look up darwin theory

Posting is the easiest shit ever and yet theres people on here with hundreds or thousands or millions of followers FUCKING IT UP

In reply to Alan Dershowitz

@AlanDersh Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

cant wait for this Cunt to take us to mars; no Sjw, no Girls, just us boys sitting around in 55.9m sq miles of waste land, swapping MEMES !!

inventing a new type of cum by jacking off incorrectly

ever since i ve been told to put a shirt on in all my live insect unboxing vids my metrics have taken a piping hot Shit

gettting radicalized by bull shit metacritic review scores and making voodoo dolls of twitch girls for showing their ankles on stream

it must be said that with the way ur carrying on with your posts, most of u will never realize ur dream of becoming a United States Senator.

is that good or bad

tired of pretending certain people have "some good ideas". i miss when all i had to do to fit into a social group was take Heroin constantly

i ask you, whos the real " Little Ho" ???
Me (for being a little Ho)
or You (for not forgiving me for being a little Ho)

@gayh0rney theyre in love with me they winked at me through the tv

chase bank is simply trolling by removing money from random peoples accounts, it's funny and ground breaking and if you get mad your a karen

as a Race-Minded simpsons fan it pains me to declare that korean animators have no right to draw pictures of black people, or vice versa

if i found out any poster here was havng sex id lose it. id ask "what business does a nasty mother fucker like you have with regards to sex"

tj maxx stands for trader joes maxx.. But yotre not allowed to say that anymore!!! Oh!!!

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looking for my dad

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suckin dick

licking a cartoonishly large loollipop while unsuccessfully building a deck in my yard one-handed, saying "Fuck!" and "Shit!" occasionally

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George Boush hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh http://fb.me/6zPr3rQtW

@patientmurderer delete what

fast in furious 11: Beyond fucked
fast in furious 12: fully Sucked

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 dont care. having a lot of views is selling out any way

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 @tom_on_here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz9HEy_NLrA />
TONIGHT a world first the first "Viral Vid" on Live TV

some one needs to tell these guys out there flying planes with banners on them that nobody can read their shit

bashing my skull against the steering wheel while screaming in my car for an hour; then coming on here pretending to be a Mental Health Guru

In reply to slave to Woke

this is gas lighing. ive read posts about this

just found out im considered the "Bitch" of Ashley HomeStore and the employees there are instructed "Not to hear my demands"

wearing shoes makes you like 50 pounds heavier

im pleased to report that this is a Jeans account.

trying to take my barbell into the mens room ansd failing to get it through the doorway like a dog with a large stick

the fact i still post here despite people sending pics of my penis around is the greatest act of kindness in human history . Remember that

" Be the wife you want to be in the world. You have one life to grab it by the Nuts " - the Quote Pussy

wiping your ass is now officially Politics

in the yard, lying , on my back gripping my ankles wih my Rear end in the air yelling hurry!! Hurry! Spray the hose at my ass hole

floating in my above ground pool nude from the waist down wearing a shirt that says some shit like "i find your lack of wifi disturbing"

if you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.

In reply to slave to Woke

if you like this shit down load my incredible one time offer the only app that lets you spin the wheel of pussy for free no question asked

spiders need to stop building so many damn webs. that'd enough. you built too many now.

In reply to @antonsuga

@antonsuga since trup sucked me

thr greatest gaming console of all time, is tickle Me Elmo, because it changed the meaning of the word Games

" Trump Sucked Me " and " Trump Sucked Me... Again! "

"The jeans generation"

seeing a content creator who is confident in His posts, consistently Nailing it, makes the Numb skulls of this website shit their stupid ass

IDIOT: I would love to get trapped in some sort of wall and spin around faster and faster until pieces of my body slough off
ME: Ok, no,

Boys are showing to much DICK on the time line... I come here to research Ethics and i am bombareded with 10000 human penis images daily

trapped in overturned police cruiser jacking off one last time before I get buerned alive over
"Are you geting that nut sir. Over"
Yes. over

dirty diaper stan ,,|,, Dumb ass ,,|,, $$$cashfreak$$$ >> support Vaginal energy || twisted Christ Figure || days since last stomach ache: 0

guys who get off on being humiliated used to expose themselves at the grocery store or something. now they pretend to be journalists on here

the trolls will never admit it, but wells fargo has been knocking the fucking crap out of covid and police brutality, with their posts

mr. Drone Strike my Wife aka the six figure asexual here telling you now more than ever, Gamers have been given the short end of the diaper.

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Solitude

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Arn't you a little bit old to be watching phinius and ferb. Yes yes I am :p

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2013 Stimulus 2 tomato seeds,Obama bumper sticker,prayer rug, machine to blow smoke up my ass,Blame it on Bush poster.directions in Spanish.

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i love beer

no skills, no brains, total pussy who looks like shit, sucking up and kissing ass until i get my corner office at the racist orphan refinery

it used to be you didnt need a degree to become a philosopher yo u could just say shit like "Beer is the Merry Soul's Companion" constantly

NEWSWIRE : former presideent George W bush filmed touching various fabrics, assessing their value, as the country Shits its Ass

the Heartlands been pinpointed to the town of Dick Licker, Oklahoma where the main thing they got is a museum that displays a real $100 bill

in solidarity with all of this crap going on, ive Poisoned my ass hole

writing in "god Trumps racism" and walking out of the voting booth high-fiving the Good Cops with a visible load stain on my croch

In reply to @antonsuga

@antonsuga your one

i have been saiyng this for years now. Just look at the digimon otis account https://twitter.com/nhannahjones/status/1266804177533091841?s=20

cant wait to win the civil war just by sitting on the computer and get a dumb ass cop butler as a reward

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Where there’s smoke there should always be fire. Exclusive flame exhaust tips, only at AZ. http://bit.ly/HPff9C

beware of my friend metal gear eric he is a scammer and a bimbo

In reply to @lucaviftw

@lucaviftw just vile

In reply to @antonsuga

@antonsuga fuck this web site.

"Reading your posts has made me a better person." Thank yo u. A lot of people tell me that,

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MORNING COFFEE

resposnse to the NYT article calling gamers "Ho's"
1. gamers are not ho's. How dare you
2. if Walter Cronkite saw that hed shit in his grave

my new joke, which I foresaw getting over 100 likes in a dream, is referring to 9/11 as "The Devil's Dance"

covid virus can live inside of a beanie baby for 10 years #beanieBurn #Burnthem

brand accounts should do cool shit instead of sucking Ass. they should post their dick and say they had to do it because they lost a bet

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||........... 72%
your Ass - Kicking is now downloading Mutha FUcka
Stupid Ass

id like to tame them with my golf club a little bit

i challenge my most hated Enemys to name a single chemical that exists naturally within a womens pussy. You cant do it

In reply to Mary Kobayashi

@MaryKoCo thank you for the Signal Boost .

every movie ever made is esxactly the same movie as the other movies, and they all deserve 2 stars from roger ebert

highly agreeable shit

i dont respect the cowboy life style any more and if you are doing cowboy shit you might as well be wearing a clowns outfit

budweiser queerspace

getting Sucked out of house and home

asking my financial advisor how to "Bet against america" after seeing someone get mad at someone else for doing it

world health organization apparently "too busy" to look at my idea for a backwards hospital gown that covers only the ass

why did the earth worm jim guy block me... cant handle the real shit

its apparent people arent taking these social distancing measures seriously. on my way to the gym i had 2 people suck my shit completely off

ME: id like to take this day to wish a happy mother's day... to my Father.
SOCIETY: Huh ?!?!

you ever see one of those preserved bog men or mummies on the news and think "now theres a guy who looks like he got an ass kicking"

hands Off my posts

In reply to slave to Woke

And im not a sell out for having an above normal size dick either. Un tag me

In reply to slave to Woke

My dick is above average size in real life you fucking animals. Do not say shit

pissing my self off thinking about a brand of beer called "Goofy Beer" and its slogan is "Goofy Beer: It makes your dick smaller"

taking my "Gamer medicine" (Games)

just when youre scrolling through the time line and you realize something so true that it pisses you off to the point you nearly crapped....

discussing covid challenges with my Jeans strategist

saying "Looks like I struck a nerve ." in the gorup dm after posting "Pringles is white people doritos" and locking my account

In reply to Verty

@VVVVVVERTY still on http://adultswim.com ... youtube version offline for the time being

@hooters2 you are my light line, my angel, my God Force. Let me show you the feeling of bodys touching each other. The dragon of life

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 FUCK the news!!!

Most Embararssing Shit Eaters Alive. Stupid Mother Fuckers Kiss The Nuts https://twitter.com/search?q=dril%20topical&src=typed_query&f=live

In reply to slave to Woke

my life flashes before my eyes and its mostly just me sitting on the toilet. i enter survival mode and begin instinctively wiping my ass

i will soon be assembling the LA Boys into my 1br apartment to watch every episode of Mind of mencia in order and show covid virus whos boss

a month ago everyone was scared thy were going to die so they immediately grabbed as much toilet paper as possible & wiped thier ass with it

In reply to g0m

@g0m you are now safe

very bad covid

In reply to @antonsuga

@antonsuga allaboard the pain train

slave to Woke retweeted

கெரானா aka CORVID- 19 என்கிற வூஹான் வைரஸ் aka சீன வைரஸ் செயற்கையாக உருவாக்கப்பட்ட ஒரு Terrorist வைரஸ்,
இது ஆரோக்யமான உடலில் எந்தவித ஸிம்டமும் காட்டாமல் மறைந்திருந்து பரவும் தன்மை உடையது என்கிறார்கள் ஐரோப்பிய ஆய்வாளர்கள்.
இது கவலை அளிக்கும் செய்தி.
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slave to Woke retweeted

@HootersCalendar Daddy like...

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@HootersCalendar Me...likey!!!

slave to Woke retweeted

keep on playing good ball

slave to Woke retweeted

love the game baseball

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@HootersCalendar I need hooters girl in my life

every morning, looking at a holographic image of all my natural predators (pigs apes tigers dogs etc) to keep my head in the Game

getting smoked to crap by a big bomb bieng ridden by a man waving a cowboy hat around

pouring a beer into another beer because i once read of the concept of "Mixing Drinks" from a James Bond novel

ai which flawlessly simulates keys being jingled offers unlimited joy to infants and persistent vegetative twitter power users

dont mind me... im just a forgotten content creator from a bygone era, whose dick happens to be covered in aphids

please stop these posts saying im a "pimp". they are causing me trouble with family and police. i have never pimped in my life. im a mere ho

you cry during one car commercial and people label you as "guy who cries during car commercials" but Y'All aint ready to speak on That...,

In reply to Master of $30 HAM

@drilfactchecker @currentvictim @Merman_Melville blocked at 9999mph

In reply to @currentvictim

@currentvictim @Merman_Melville looks to me like im the one being gang banged

In reply to Thing Bad

@Merman_Melville sorry for funko politics

reality sets in that im "No longer funny," the dream of being Epicly quoted by funko pop owners for the rest of my life dies unceremoniously

In reply to Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo

@NYGovCuomo this sucks Ass sir

covid toe penis; can you get covid toe in penis. do blue markings on penis mean same thing as covid toes. covid penis real? when to call 911

In reply to Sailor Haumea ♀ 🟣 🏳️‍⚧️💙💛🔆

@SailorHaumea No

im a comedy Theorist now. waitll you see which seasons of family guy i can compare your posts to. youve only seen but a fraction of my power

200k/yr media job where we all wear sweater vests, kiss each other & try to convince people biden is technically a "Molester" not a "Rapist"

posts are such damn shit, posts are so bad they are giving me covid Toes

tryinh to convince girls on here to sync all 655 episodes of "Hee Haw" with me, telling them its like SNL but nice

.@markZuckerburg twitter dms are broken agaain you ugly sack of stupid fucking shit. you incompetent freak

In reply to Just kidding

@w0a0i0f replying is second responding

"posting" is "first responding"

its shit head o' clock and everyones grabbing at my Nuts

oh youre gonna unfollow me now? just when the posts are getting Good? im sorry Your Majesty!! (Dick sucking motion ) Eugh Eugh EUgh

marvel and dc universe should be one universe: Gods universe.

(monitoring TekkenChauncey's date)
"I;ve been told i do a flawless impersonation of the N64 era Donkey Kong..."
Hes blowing it. Im going in.

Donkey kong from "Donkey Kong"
Mario from "Mario"
They stand tall as the Loony Tunes of modern era, to besmirtch there names is unforgivable

@gayh0rney tell it to my ASS!!

In reply to derek

@eedrk @NonZeroCurl wow... thought you could get away with it huh

submitting my email address and clicking "yes" on massive amounts of promotional offers while choking myself

@Dwayne_Media my reaction when people shit up my board

when you post a picture of your hamburger in the group chat, your friends are likely taking that lunch data and selling it to Villains

dont pay mind of me. i am just a hound dogs old ass...

kim jong un Sir, we dont see eye to eye on many policy's. But I look forward to you recovering from being brain dead, so we can share a Beer

In reply to Derek Utley

@realDerekUtley ive just gotten word that he drowned after getting slat water in his pussy