dril archive

.@plantcore may outright steal but at least @GoofyKidGalvin7 has the initiative to create bastard versions of the tweets he finds

@plantcore HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

dear god. in all my years.... an ancient diaper perfectly preserved in amber-- no wait, its just some shitty caveman head. throw it back

i dont know much about solar storms but i swear to god that the one that happened last thursday gave me the ability to yell louder

fucking Nude Man ruine all our laser tag games, cant shoot him cause he isnt wearing the vest, cant rack up any points against him

a blessing on this earth. my shit covered muscles are a blessing on this earth

http://i.imgur.com/n82dE.jpg art

knocked a shit load of doritos off the shelf during my latest suicide attempt at wegmans and thtis 16 yr old little shit made me put em back

first off, trees are bullshit

somebody snuck into my yard and smeared shit all over my kony statue. people are monsters

my dr.phil crystal imbues its user with AL;L the abilities and strengths of television personality "Dr. Phil"; & the fbi is buggin me for it

fire dril and tornado dril are my alt formes . well bye

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damn fire dril

pulls down pants revealing ass. pulls down pants further, revealing a 2nd pair of ass cheeks. pulls them down still fruther, revealing 3rd p

unfortunately the red cross does not accept blood that you foundi n the trash can or blood that has been coughed up into your shitty beard

"STOP BEING Tsundere" - me screaming at god

"Can Determine The Gender Of Any Animal Simply By Touching Its Dick"

"but the oval office wasnt around when John tyler was president" says hte nerd as my ass slowly engulfs his pathetic, misshapen head

john tyler was less commonly known as the "Rat President", having up to 900 rats running around the oval office and making an utter ruckus

how come a baby born with a foot in its brain is considered a "Miracle Baby" but when I get my dick stuck in a drawer im just some asshole

do I have.,. a twitter account??? oh yeah, im a real tweet mouth

what is Courage, you ask??? courage is being able to say that ragecomics are bad on your twitter account

the archaeologist inspects a hideous smear of caveman shit on the wall of an ancient cavern. "ah, this is it. the first ragecomic"

@AGentleBrees #FacesOfReddit My Favorite Boy http://i.imgur.com/KpXu2.jpg

wrestleburg is a real town and i live there

GAY TRANSHUMANIST ..... I KNOW U HAVE BEEN CHECKING MY POSTS OUT .... SHOW YOUR SELF

KICKSTARTER: buy me a big roll of bubble wrap so i can fuck it --- $0.23 Pledged of $35 Goal -- -

two men fighting inside of a dog igloo

me and a couple of straight dudes are sharing this big bowl of wildberries in honor of davy jones the dead guy

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RIP #davey Jomes.

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sad to here that Davy Jone Monkees had died

In reply to wild bill

@bigdogshouse @Jewey2k10 i trusted you jewey2k10 and you pull this shit on me. youre a disgrace to all Straight Edge Teens who play in bands

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@dril I didn't know that "own me" meant "link to a lame, tired insult that wouldn't phase a four-year-old."

In reply to Fru Fru Brigade After Dark🔞

@Nezumi_Youjo yeah im the one who made that image. i did it to own yiou, on twitter. #savederpy

In reply to Fru Fru Brigade After Dark🔞

@Nezumi_Youjo sorry dude i fucked up

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/052/5/0/nightmare_rape_2_by_rainbowdashscout900-d4qklr0.jpg Im Screaming At It All #savederpy

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/026/a/c/i_love_you_by_rainbowdashscout900-d4npuqy.jpg humanity in its Lowest form, Fuck you #savederpy

http://rainbowdashscout900.deviantart.com/ look at this prick. he sucks. #savederpy

jsut tried to climb onto the stage shirtless with "INDIE" painted on my body but a sniper murdered me off-cam . #Oscars

if someone wins an oscar and they start crying they should rip it out of the Fucker's hands #Oscars

Hats Off to the guy who digitally altered all the celebrities to make them look less sad #Oscars

just saw another Uncensored Ass in the audience. im finished with this horse shit. #oscars #AssInTheAudience #Oscars2012AITA

when i awake im a skeleton, being dangled off a cliff and used as a wi-fi reciever. i can feel every ass being downloaded through my body.

i enter a cavern and see a laptop perched on a rock. displayed on the screen is an image of my ass. but how...? a poison dart hits my neck

small village. all the locals are dead, their bones removed and fashioned into a crude satellite dish, seemignly designed to download asses.

i stop to ask a local how many asses the ass downloader has downloaded. "at least 100," he tells me. i nod and continue my journey onward

for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"

««« —×TOILET EARTH×— «««

#ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing shitting on the koran. for every koran that gets shit on i will shit on a bible

#ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing eating disgusitng garbage food and being miserable sacks of shit and bemoaning the fact that theyre worthless

#KINGOFSWAG do disfiguring bruises on my significant other's face qualify as "swag" #teambreezy #filthypeople #worst

the Joe Dirt watcher's rockin' Joe Dirt quote of the week: "Watch Joe Dirt"

did they find any water on mars yet. what about catboys

well if photocopying each page of a big book entitled "Piss Quotes" using company time and resources upsets u, then i guess youre a bad boss

I Just Want 2 Have Sex On This Site All The Time With Out Havin To Argue With Peopl And Deal With People Cryin And Shit #WiseWordsToLiveBy

One Time DevilMayCraig Breastfed A Dying Puppy Spiritually Over The Internet And It Lived

"zelda vs garfield", i mutter as i look at the floor during a job interview

im an illiterate heroin addict who can name every first generation "Crazy Bone" (gogos)-- book me for your next Wedding

where can i get one of those giant inflatable rats that construction workers keep putting up on the side of the road. i need it for my grave

please leave, sir. your vulgar, senseless displays may be tolerated at K-Mart, but not here at Super K-Mart

if anyone in the central nj arera wants 2 scrub down my big A$$ body with rags thats fine by me. i promise not to speak or acknowledge you

In reply to 𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙆.

@J_Chastain ill try!!!!!

"Rock and Roll Kevin is named that because of his extensive knowledge of Rock and Roll music."

which one of you jokers made the radio station shoutout "Rock and Roll Kevin", who has "Brain Cancer"

@44dssj3acN3 no you dont

im uploading a "let's play" vid of me getting stuck between the walls of my house and getting all tangled up in the insulation and shit

the rock spots a small pile of jabroni turds left carelessly on the floor of his ring. he postures defiantly as the audience hoots and jeers

In reply to Mike Radowitz

@MikesRadTwites i never updated it so i let it expire and now some slimebag is selling the domain for $1,395

mail 1000 envelopes addressed to "The Desert" and watch endless waves of government pawns march to their death #ANARCHY2012 #sand

last night i was restrained and had the words "Bug Helper" branded into my back with a hot iron by three men who i trusted. im still shaking

how can i get my 50year old co-workers more interested in the indie gaming scene. how. *kicks trashcan* how. *punches car* how. *fires gun*

In reply to A Gay Dog

@moewytchdog @boring_as_heck god bless him. cops is bull shit.

In reply to Amber Eeeeeee

@rare_basement @TriciaLockwood no!! hes bad

whenever i get nude for any reason i hear the dogs go wild outside. must sense something that humans can not.

from personal experience, if you nail one of those tiny gift shop license plates over ur real one a police man will grapple you with his ass

groundhog sees a nude mans gyrating ass instead of shadow, predicting 6 weeks of erupting yellowstone supervolcano

#t=5m30s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfjeBe_zy2c#t=5m30s a solid hour of this

"Kermit the Racist" by AdultCartoonFTW (182,727 views)

#ChrisBrownPickupLines im ignorent. my music bad. my pubic hair smells like shit. my dicks smal. grammys only let me on cause my dad is rich

#ChrisBrownPickupLines Babe Remember That Time I Took My Shirt Off In The News Studio Cause I Got Mad While Trying To Clear My Vile Record

In reply to Virgil Texas

@virgiltexas i deleted it cause i never updated it, the whole kfc thing is safe & sound on my hard drive so i migt post it up somewhere

ok, first off its BS that wetnaps dont tell u that you need to unwrap them before use. second, food smeared on face boosts the immune systm

"Phew! Its like a sauna in here!" - the most hilarious guy in the sauna

i just tipped over my garbage can and tried to feng shui all the trash. i dont know if it worked or not but im still fat

the worst mythbuster to ever exist was the dead mythbuster that they never talk about #TheDeadMythbuster

whoever wrote "I Exist To Be Hollered At" onto the back of my Official Nascar Cape nneeds to crawl over to my address for some rebel justice

In reply to @911VICTIM

@911VICTIM don t dehumanize my posts

special Treat for all my prety lady followers.... http://i.imgur.com/fx1fO.jpg

In reply to A Gay Dog

@moewytchdog drag my shity corpse around

In reply to Dan O'Sullivan (👻 NOW *LIVE* ON GHOST 👻 )

@Bro_Pair i dont have to. theres no law that says i have to

contrary to the lies posted by a certain MetalGearEric, i know what the word "sex" means, and i know what the word "poop" means

who spit on my rats. ill find him

know how roaches scatter when you turn the lights on??? same thing happens when i whip my big ass out. #miserable

WHAT ABOut MY FREE SPEECH *a bunch of child porn spills outof mouth* IM AS HUMAN AS THE REST OF U *Dick Flies Out Of Pants And Spins Around*

chris brown farts into microphone as thousands of miserable, awful women attempt to fuck the speaker system #grammys #teambreezy

what do Chris Brown, Hitler, and Charles Manson have in common? something charisma something something power something atrocity #teambreezy

chris brown engulfs the crowd in acid piss during bad concert, disfiguring scores of his awful fans (Says He's Sorry) #Grammys #teambreezy

i support chris brown because my love of generic, autotuned shit overrides my intrinsic sense of morality #Grammys #teambreezy

thge concept of "forgiveness' is some stupid religious shit conceived to allow rich folks to beat the hell out of women #grammys #teambreezy

we all have our own way of grieving. *sinks teeth into huge ass medium rare t-bone steak with "WITNEY" written on it in ketchup*

In reply to EnterpriseRentACar

@enterprisecares Thanks, I'll get right on that. Also my daughter may have ingested some of the hair.

sorry im late, my car totally Friend Zoned me-- im fired??..now YOURE friend zoning me?? im gonna eat all these pills and friend zone myself

@enterprisecares Glove compartment in my rented vehicle filled with diapers and hair. Don't you guys check these things?

whenever someone tells me dolphins are intelligent as humans i send them the article aobut flipper killing himself to prove that theyre dumb

as the sex principal it is my duty to wear a color-coded tie that indicates how many people i will have sex with today durnig working hours.

im the sex principal. i have sex all the time in the techer lounge. i fuck the lady teachers & i fuck the man teachers. im all fat and shit.

finest rack o ribs youve ever seen. you get your favorite dry rub all over that badboy but- oh no- it's sand. the sand laughs #BBQNightmares

Starfish Rant. ive had it up to here with this bullshit animal. click here to watch my starfish rant

although im the foremost Blue Jeans Virtuoso i consider it disrespectful to wear them. i simply kiss each pair 5 times a day; facing mecca.

anyone catch that middle finger during the half time show? it was mine, in my living room, directed at the tv #ImIndie #GoodIndie #Indie500

@cleatusonfox why werent you programmed to feel shame

i only stare into the abyss for the commercials

CANT ATTEND GRANDMAS FUNERAL SHIRTLESS??? WISH I WAS IN THAT CASKEt

In reply to leh0n

@leh0n id rahter die than join the Fucking dark side.

what gender do i have to turn myself itno to be able to squirt octopus ink out

#fffff James Cool @jamescool147 "Love Sex,Milfs,Boobs,Cougars...& Fucking & Am A Bad Boy"

Only if U Find The Forum For Disabled People Calle d 3DWorldz ANd U Have Fun. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet

Everyuthing about the N-word. I believe im already rich and ill be launched into the kfc man's grave then. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet

In reply to Amber Eeeeeee

@rare_basement ya

In reply to Amber Eeeeeee

@rare_basement i like 2 Blog myself and Network

@zu_handen no. Remove thje piss. This will not stand.

go to a ymca locker room and laugh at all the nude morons

"the guy who tried to sell a mummy on etsy"

basically,actual doctors have told me my brain is Perfect. ANYWAY, HGeres nine paragraphs I wrote on why leaving tips at restaurants is bad

In reply to nDot DeGoodstuff

@ChaosAD_ @SHITONTOAST wow someone eshould tell that Angry Redditor that metal bands are rippin off his posts

"...most of the human race killed off, because it is unworthy, it is unworthy of the gift of life." - someone who hasn't killed himself yet

i just found out tombstones have dead people underneath them. fucked up

will no longer be livestreaming foreskin restoration process; the trolls who attempted to summon [インプ] (Imps) into the chatroom are to blame

MAYAN GROUNDHPOG HELD ALOFT BY HAT MAN AT WINTER CEREMONY; STRUCK BY LIGHTNING; TURNED INTO ONE HUMAN SKULL "UH OH NOW WEVE REALLY DONE IT"

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Happy black history mouth #

my favorite philosopher is Ben Stein .

my entry on maddox.com's despicable "Faggotpedia" claims that I believe im a yoshi in real life. This is false. Im actually an archyoshi

YoshiGod9 says that if you shit into a wasp nest they wont sting your ass because theyre too dumb to know what shit even is. Prove him wrong

#3WordsThatWomenHate my dick

LABRADOR DRUNKDRIVER #illegalDogBreeds

MUSCULAR SHITHOUND #illegalDogBreeds

THE GOLDEN EMBEZZLER #illegalDogBreeds

A FRANKENSTEIN #illegalDogBreeds

THE INCEST TERRIER #illegalDogBreeds

@OfficialZales could you fit my kidney stones into a ring. me and my fiancee believe that body's are sacred, and we are averse to jewels.

i will pay the jim henson company $100000 to make the old critic muppets pepper a slideshow of my most miserable nudes with caustic remarks.

has anyone ever done a powerpoint presentation nude

i owuld like for u to meet my Uncles *leads u into room full of crude wooden mannequins* Have Fun. *closes door and watches u thru peephole*

Curse of the Colonel (カーネルサンダースの呪い Kāneru Sandāsu no noroi?) refers to an urban legend regarding a reputed curse placed on the Japanese

check out my tumblr *goes limp & rolls down steep mountainside for 10 minutes or so, banging head on branches and rocks, surely dead *

i dress as a medieval knight and pummel my metal body with cymbals to get all 59 of my pit dogs riled up before i fling lawn chairs at them

gov bans pit bull fighting because they are scared of the power pits can achieve by gaining BOth strengh & wisdom in the barbwire gauntlet

SCREAMS INTO THE MICROPHOHNE, MY HOLLERING REVERBERATES THRU TINY CELLAR FILLED WITH 59 HOGWILD PIT BULL DOGSm;; GAINING STRENGTH THRU ANGER

U Have Been Banned From GoiterTeenz - The Forum For Teens With Disfiguring Goiters-- Reason: Prolonged Harassment Of Female Members

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I Don’t Want To Do My Fucking Project Of Plants

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My Dad is Making me do My Project of Plants

In reply to @drsleaze

@drsleaze why is piss the center of my life

ok MPR, you win. ever since you stormed out of my house with my booster seat in tow ive been unable to function in chairs. please come bac

MicropenisRodney; if youre out there, anywhere plesse get in touch with me, im sorry I yelled at you and I wamt to fix our ragecomic startup

big biker dude pops a wheelie on harley & simultaneously unleashes a load of shit from his nude ass.his license plate says "Rape" #RapeJokes

good teamrwork. thanks http://i.imgur.com/9Zsqy.jpg

In reply to Lauren Heffernan

@lmh5109 nothing gets by you, lmh5109

@DogBountyHunter what if you sprayed a can of pepper mace directly at my ass. what wouald happen. also congrats on season 2 or whatever

i supoprt sopa, pipa, acta, buta, mema, rude jokes, muslom, spike tvs ill fated animation bloc, indie, and this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_mhgIx5b4c

In reply to .

@2m @tree_bro "mama mia"

i specifically requested that my bone marrow be sent 2 the man who wants to rub it on his dick, instead of that dying girl. this is bullshit

contents of kim dotcom's panic room: imported mtn dew (glass bottle, no corn syrup), "no copz allowed" sign (affixed to door), blooper dvds

kim dotcom was a hero. he loved to piss more than anyhting. he would piss into Real Dolls and throw them in the garbage. no toilet

In reply to Lauren Heffernan

@lmh5109 please stop trying 2 rile me up. im overweight man with cardiac dysrhythmia; and rude posts send my blood pressure into crisis zone

In reply to Lauren Heffernan

@lmh5109 haha owned. im already rich and famous

In reply to Lauren Heffernan

@lmh5109 would you forgive me if i was rich and famous

In reply to Lauren Heffernan

@lmh5109 im dead too, so respect my tweets, Fucker

In reply to Lauren Heffernan

@lmh5109 if my twieets upset you, then why dont you just "COVER THEM UP" ??/ ha ha get it

The reports are false, Joe Paterno is still alive!! Joe Pa pulled through the night, read more: http://bit.ly/yn4AoV

@DJReedRothchild ive installed a couple of externals to cover my bases

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@dril faggot trying too hard to be funny

In reply to LeVar Burzum

@RonPaulVEVO very brave

@HostileKidz_JP everyuthing about you is hilarious

In reply to R E. Ford

@ItsjustR @henryJSB the only sin ive committed is looking so god damn good in these fuckin jeans, kickin around in my big ass boots

In reply to R E. Ford

@ItsjustR he hid the facts

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@dril You're a dick, they're was nothing disgraceful about Joe Pa's life.

In reply to Amy

@tanger58 please help me tanger58. ive become something i cannot control

Joe Pa is in his deathbed right now id wager, jerking off one last time before the curtain falls on his disgraceful life

well yeah if you look at this Joe Pa thing from the whole "Rape Angle" it looks pretty skeevy, but remember that time he did good at sports?

no youre totally right,"Joe Pa" is a perfectly honorable & respectable man, assuming hes never confronted with any actual tests of character

tipping over a news van on top of a pile of shattered childhoods in honor of Dying Idiot joe "Joe Pa" paterno #JoePa #Hell

▲ ▲ ▲ htese are the jeans that christ died in ▲ ▲ ▲

snubbed again by the 2012 Skeleton Awards; tore my skin off for naught

In reply to Natalie

@njs1407 google it sometime, honey

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Wow, it's such a favorite song that you don't know the title OR the artist. RT @dril #myfavorite90ssong the blue song by daft punk

In reply to Bchir

@MilkywaymasterB the 3d one

In reply to Dan O'Sullivan (👻 NOW *LIVE* ON GHOST 👻 )

@Bro_Pair gonna catch a lot of flak for this one, but i gotta go with Alchemy > Random. http://i.imgur.com/Rd3Wl.jpg

if you dont watch the cool visualizations that your media player of choice provides alongside the music youre listening to; youre a coaward.

#myfavorite90ssong the blue song by daft punk

retweet this i f you capitalize Film. #Film

@SPERGERS im the banker from deal or no bdeal, intently watching this situation unfold from my balcony in total darkness

@iRespectGmail "maturity" is a subjective concept often employed to breed contempt for thsoe who deviate from the corporate sponsored nor,m

Tha;ts a clump of hair, you fucking idiot. Did you really think that was a fossil ? If you show that to the museum guy he'll get mad at you

making the rounds on 9gag: an animated gif of my depressed balls, descending slowly into a fiery, cavernous pit which appears to be Hell

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#IWouldDoAnythingFor Deritos

me, begging everyone to stop running around and pay attention to my venn diagram labeled "GENDER & AUTISM" on board the capsizing Concordia

In reply to @CokeyBlaylock

@SPERGERS this contest wil require some serious sleuthing . prepare for a horrifying excursion into the miserable world of diapers

In reply to @drsleaze

@drsleaze yes. it was in very ppoor taste. and crudely filmed as well. go too hell, troll.

In reply to @drsleaze

@drsleaze Fuck U. Im trying to get better

CONTEST : If U Find The Fabled R. Lee Ermey Diaper Commercial I Will Send Some Thing Cool To Ur House

didnt r. lee ermey provide his voice for a diaper commercial sometime in the 90s . im pretty sure he did but I cant find proof it exists

@homemadewaffles @HolySka1991 @ZumbaMike @Animexpansion @GarthTander my wikipedia device of choise.

@homemadewaffles @HolySka1991 @zumbamike Does it work on Sony PSP

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Does Anybody Consider Streetlight Manifesto A Ska Band? In My Opinion, I Think Of Them As Folk, Jazz And Punk Rock.

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@dril Only The English Version Of Wikipedia Is Blackout. The Rest Are OK

h m. wikipedia still appears to be working to me http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B8%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3%E3%82%BA i dont see what the problem is. #factswithoutwikipedia

In reply to Meatball Rob

@ZorxesII is he dtc (down to change )

@blackdazz4sluts If U Ever Contact My Daughetr Again I Will Call My Lawyer And We'll Kick Your Tiny Weird Shaped Head Around The Court Room

http://i.imgur.com/aj10w.jpg perfect

@redlobster Thus always to tyrants.

me and TekkenChauncey banned from red lobster after getting into scuffle over gradius canon & becoming tangled in decorative fishing net

complaint going out to "Crying Man of the Month" club; you just sent me an 8x10 glossy of a missile silo instead of a crying man. Please fix

Who to follow -
Justin Bieber @justinbieber
Followed by Duane Dog Chapman

In reply to Duane Dog Chapman

@DogBountyHunter remember when you made your son Tucker leave his girlfriend because she wore diapers? Not MLK's dream. #dogthebountyhunter

@zu_handen i left the cam on long enough to prove i wasnt fat, spammed thte chatroom with B-List Material and left unceremoniously . diapers

In reply to @911VICTIM

@Iouisck Yeah

@zu_handen Yeah

#mcgruff Tip #39: dont literally take a bite out of crime. its an intangible concept used to classify human behavior & its absolutely filthy

mcgruff the crime dogs Crime Tip #888853: if a criminal makes you play a game of darts to save a hostage's life throw the darts at his Dick

see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office

live free or die. kfc

seeking a fellow High-Functioning Brony to crawl underneath the tarp i live in and help me de-wax my ears. suit and tie required.

In reply to Dan O'Sullivan (👻 NOW *LIVE* ON GHOST 👻 )

@Bro_Pair once again the trolls are at fault. theyve ruined the best night of our lives with their filthy shit. im ready to throw up.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/328/c/0/death_of_julia_by_yukidog674-d4h5tan.png nostradamus in hell

to the coward fraud who claimed my username: it is you who deserves to be plagued by this baneful "2". Posted by CrotchLordMiami2 at 3:36 am

In reply to @drsleaze

@drsleaze thanks. im dead now

@drsleaze call me a piece of Shit so i can finally die

a team of Social Media Gurus wrestle over the Dos and Donts of Brand Identity Tweeting in a dumpster at the bottom of the ocean

fucking nobel laureates screaming at each other about the current state of Juggalo Love in the handicap stall at dennys

somewhere theres a group of geniuses debating whether Rugrats moved the diaper community forwards or backwards in some hotel's banquet room

FBI deemed my tool assisted glitch run of Mario Teaches Typing too dangerous for the public eye. the raw emotion has rendered my face purple

a father says to his 3 sons, "i love you all but I must fulfill my destiny as the Wind. goodbye" then he turns into the wind as his sons cry

having a HELL of a time updating the names on all my personal & business records to Jeep Grand CheroKeith isntead of keith

currently on a car ride with 8BitMarcus, who just tried to use the defroster to clean bird poop off of the window. what a dumb piece of shit

i believe the hpv vaccine is a personal affront to the members of the ProGenWarts community, ive prepared some literature on the matter and

http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/m7epv/for_my_first_post_decided_to_say_happy_birthday/ god excsists and is real

@elzw only if U promise to kil;l me

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Just because I'm #period-positive, interested in the female anatomy and feminine hygiene, I'm actually not gay. This has no relationship.

i know its a funny joke that NJ smells awful all the time but ill be damned if I didnt leave the house and detect the odor of unwashed mouth

can anyone confirm whether or not the entire central NJ region smells like bad breath today because I think it does

@Huggies Utterly sickened by your support of SOPA. Im now officially Boycotting your draconian diapers and encouraging others to do the same

sometimes i have dreams that @DogBountyHunter & I are hanging out shooting the shit then a criminal shoots him & i breastfeed him as he dies

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/225/d/c/tails_at_kfc_by_louie123456789-d46fpbr.jpg Im Starting A Blog For Disabled People Calle d 3DWorldz ANd U Can Create "Worldz" & "Tars" And Sell Them 2 Businessmen,

well; the Trolls have discovered my one weakness; shaking big plastic bags at me until i piss myself, & frankl;y 2012 looks to be a bad year

In reply to Chris Brown

@chrisbrown let's hope 2012 can keep its Fucking Mouth Shut #TeamBreezy #bruises #agony

once again, dick clark's diaper drops miserably around his ankles precisely at the stroke of midnight, signifying a grim year to come #2012

pussy log 12.29.11: justin unscrewed the knob from the door to the ladies' room and now the club boys all take turns cradling it

In reply to Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️

@Hermit_Thrush_ thank u.

which programming language should I learn if I want to transform myself into an enormous 3d wireframe head that spits out flashing cubes

I've Provided The Users Of This Geode Collector's Forum With Tasteful Upskirts For 17 Years. Don't Like It? Then Log Me Out, Bastard.

THE TIME IS NOW: write ur senators and tell them that youre too much of a coolguy to get all huffy about the sofa bill or whatever

the sculptor wipes his brow & steps back to gaze upon his creation, the words "Gonzo Jeans" rendered in marble. he drops to his knees & sobs

movies that portray Dragons in a positive light are marked with a gold marble, while movies racist against Dragons are given a frowning Ass.

xmas hual 2011: can of paste, novel based on "little fockers", Oprah Crystals, fucken mmeat ball sandwich, a fuckin $2.50 slice-a pound cake

a look of pure disappointment washes over Jack Cafferty's face. "sandusky's cock..." Wolf Blitzer shakes his head. "sandusky's cock..."

please dont call me "Cunt_Smoker" anymore. im a 37 year old father of two daughters and have since chosen a more appropriate user handle

"brevity is the soul of SHIT" - the shit man

@Gamestop one of your guys tried to give me a bible and said it was the "ultimate strategy guide" with my purchase of petz fantasy 3d. awful

i touch a glowing qur'an and turn into 100 lions #suitswag

STICKS WET HAND INTO HUGE GNC PROTEIN POWDER BOTTLE AND LICKS IT CLEAN, TRIES TO CLIMB ONTO DISPLAY MATTRESS AT SEARS, APPREHENDED BY CRAIG

yeah call the fuckin coppers and ill explain it clearly to them, ill tell them its ok to shit in my guinea pig hutch because they do it too

beard vs. ass

every year, a figure dressed in black leaves three crispy strips & a bottle of mtn dew at the kfc man's grave then disappears into the night

no. i dont care where you hold the "2012 Incest Olympics" but its not gonna be on my roof

never subject yourself to the humiliation of using a public spittoon again- simply spit into your diaper, and USER HAS BEEN BANNED FROM TWIT

fake people are ignorant. dead people are fake. ignorant people are fake. dead people are ignorant people. .fake people are dead #RealTalk

kim jong il's final load will be launched into outer space where it will probably collide with majel barrett's ashes and create a big baby

i have it on good authority that kim jong il jacked off shortly before dying. this devastating fact makes the pain of losing him even worse

Cool, But Gay

you have the right to remain Diapered. anything you shit can and will be held against you in a quart of piss

the horny ranter clenches his fist in triumph, having been notified that his youtube account has been upgraded to accommodate 15 minute vids

Wiki-d'oh! Julian Assange guest stars on The Simpsons to dig up the dirt on Mr. Burns; Scheduled to be aired in 2014 #PainfulToReadSentences

teens using planetary alignment to get high, we now turn to our resident Teen Expert, now trying to get a light bulb to stick into his beard

hollering man still causing mischief at supercuts. theyll never attempt to turn your dog into a cat just by giving it a haircut, get over it

the next perspn caught posting anymore lewd comments regarding the green lady M&M to my home & garden web book will be reported to the FBI.

In reply to conor tripler hankinson

@ConorTripler wrestlers and sega

the soldiers crafted armor out of the covers of outdated guinness world record books, to bedazzle and confound their opponents

petition to move "6teen" to CN's [adult swim] block, because me & my friends love it, want to be taken seriously, and are like 60 years old

as a twitter power user, I am MORE than qualified to assuage any of your questions/concerns/aches/pains with sexuel Contact.

so the wisdom i gained in exile with the barbecue shaman on the peak of Mt. DryRub is apparently non-transferable to Yale. sad and upset

wasup babe., im a normal person. *walks on down to next girl* Wassup babe, im a normel person . *moseys over to another lady* wasup babe, im

do u, sir, take this cardboard cutout of 90s era David Spade to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and 2 hold, in sickness and in health,

the barbecue shaman liberally applies a garlic &herb dry rub to his dick and ass - in order to prepare himself for the barbecue perils ahead

AS A TRANSHUMAN, I DON'T WEAR SHIRTS BECAUS**DRives diamond-studded PT Cruiser directly into great pacific garbage patch; never seen again*

wikiHow: Home » Categories » Philosophy & Religion » Paranormal Beliefs » Ghosts - how to revive princess diana and secure the blood throne

so i went around to all the offices adjacent to wtc and tried 2 find witnesses but ended up in a rooftop pool geting groped by some hot lady

ijust had a dream that there was a big hollywood conspiracy and"3D" was short for "3 Destructions" referring to the 3 buildng attacks on 911

"being nude helps me ponder Life" - the wise nude #TheWiseNude

DOCTOR RIPS FAKE BLOOD APPARATUS FROM MY LEG DURING RED CROSS DONATION DRIVE, I HOOT AND HOLLER AND HOP INTO THE ESCAPE SEWER

rogue mythbuster shoots cop at virginia tech; was aiming for water-filled trash cans

i point to my new tat , "UNVACCINATED" written across my shoulder blades, the dudes nod their heads and line up for a round of high fives

court orders mythbusters to change their name to the Shamebusters. adam weeps while jamie comforts him and delivers the judge a stony glare

BUSter implicated in cannonball terror plot, inanimate crash dummy tried for atrocious death crimes while Build Team flees the country

the mythbusters hurl rocks at a sick dog, adam looks at the camera and says'" Oops" wihle jamie fucking shoots some guys house with a pistol

@ElmersGlueCrew spent all night makig Lesbian Glitter Runes and wake up the next day and all the pages are stuck togehter, thanks retards

today, the mythbusters destroy the "myth" of american exceptionalism by heroically firing a cannonball through dublin, california

@ContainerStore why don't you guys sell any diapers. Diapers are containers

#ICanAdmit that whenever i catch a glimpse of my gruesome dick in a mirror i tumble into the nearest open sewer and get sick. itr's very sad

how many more wasps do i have to mash into my forehead before I gain their stinging abilit.y damn

well of course, in retrospect it would seem silly that i thought the dog in the tv was real, but in my defense the dog was very clever

PLEASE at least look up "Event Horizon" on wikipedai before you chastise me for screaming it on 9./11

#ConfusingThingsGirlsDo show virtually no interest in The Bible Code

when i found out she used the same widely popular online social media aggregator as me, i just knew mny soul was destined to Neg her

In reply to w0rd^

@wutangsecret420 i wouldnt advise taking any liberties., your god damn pride is your key enemy

HOSPITAL TIp: get a cool friend named Jacob who works there and lets you photgraph the recently deceased to try and capture their souls

got a LOT of horseshit today 4 trying to take my snail into city hall, dangling upsidedown from mayors chandelier til all this ugliness ends

WORLDS BIGGEST TIRE CHANGE FUCK UP, THATS ME IN THE GUINNESS BOOK, THATS ME IN THE PICTURE, CHASING THE OUT OF CONTROL VEHICLE INTO THE ZOO

@johnmellencamp kept coughing into his hand and looking at it during his latest performance at clowes memorial hall and it was gross

scientists may be able to generate working organs from stem cells, but never in a million years will they manage to lick my gay boots clean.

@CBStweet IVE DISCOVERED ASPHYXIATING MYSELF NOT ONLY ENHANCES ORGASMS BUT ALSO THE INTENSITY AND FREQUENCY OF LAUGHS FROM UR COMEDY LINEUP

james bond hollers "Destroy Teen Asthma", bends over & does a line of coke off of a VHS tape that has "PUSS AND BOOTS BLUERAY" written on it

In reply to Battlefield

@Battlefield I tried earlier but when I posited a list of Garth's transgressions he silently closed the chat. Sorry I actually obey the TOS

In reply to Battlefield

@Battlefield I have done this approximately 30 times.

@Battlefield "Garth_Turds" on here calling console fanboys the N-word. I ask you Garth, why is it that you're playing the PS3 version then?

@Battlefield My requests are as follows: 1) Apology Letter From user "Garth_Turds" for hollering his mouth at me 2) Warn & Ban "Garth_Turds"

my shitty Zumba Trainer thinks that letting people pay me to cry on webcam doesn't count as a real job. mods, help me diaperbomb his mansion

Playsy some @TOADM , all of the Rap Likers begin to cry "My God, Our Music Was Fake All Along", as I take a well-earned sip of Pibb Xtra

indeed, i am Very Diapered right now, currently pairing a Pampers Cruiser with a quarter glass of Marcus Sinclair's Cape Cod November Ale

shame on you for assuming I tattooed "Yes Yes Ya'll" on my newborn infant's head for a less than 100% justifiable reason

Yo Trolls: Maybe my jokes are bad because u create a hostile environment thatm akes me nervous. Maybe I piss my pants too. Maybe get a life

@space_info it is remarkable that he has managed to stretch this concept into 5+ hours of non-stop laughter

Super Mario Guy RPG - The cast of Family Guy meets Super Mario RPG as Peter Griffin does a "Let's Play" of the classic 1996 Nintendo Game.

served thanksgivng turkey wearing diaper to family ; my coming out as a Wearer -- one thing im NOT thankful for is rudeness and betrayal

In reply to 🦁🐒

@Lowenaffchen @dogbountyhunter woqw. respond to a helpful offer with disgusting, ignorant vitriol. lost a lot of respect for The Dog today

@DogBountyHunter Theres a guy here who claims hes the real Dog, says the guy on tv is some filthy hippy;Is this the real or fake dog twitter

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@BoredomCorner What remember Sissy Jesus used a bull whip to clean The Temple All Christians are not Sissys

i have spent the past 14 years of my life crafting an intricate tale that evokes the mind and spirit. i am proud to bring you "Ghetto Sonic"

@DeptofDefense The next AIDS you guys manufacture & distribute should target people who listen to Justin Bieber! Yuck! #JustForLaughs #Gags

any gay scientist out there who want to experiment with my dick. pour gay chems on it. inject stem cells into it. i dont care anymore

What The Fuck Is "Human Dignity" And Why Does It Have A Higher Metacritic Score Than "The Waterboy"

#UseATwitterNameInASentence @chrisbrown punched his wife then took his shirt off in a television studio

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@Battlefield The longer we both draw out this "Garth_Turds" debacle, the more foolish the both of us look.

@Battlefield I have verbally confronted "Garth_Turds" on several occasions, remaining respectful despite his refusal to listen to reason.

@Battlefield once again, user "Garth_Turds" is running amok on this server, reading off a list of religions and making fart sounds w/ mouth

Sorry "DrunkDriver1488", your eHarmony profile has been rejected

@Battlefield User "Garth_Turds" still has not been banned. He's an utter nuisance. He's also using some kind of hack to make himself louder

@Battlefield user "Garth_Turds" jusr read my address online , except replacing the name of my town with "Toilet". my daughters are crying

@Battlefield can you please do something about abusive user "Garth_Turds". i fear your inaction is only allowing him to grow stronger

@Battlefield man named "Garth_Turds" has bene following me to every map and yelling "hitler" . Claims hes a mod. Get rid of him

reaches into pocket for folded up print-out of "the troll face". a bunch of old crumpled up napkins also fall out. the stench is unbearable

"i hope this shitty mustsache makes my face look less fat (It wont)" - some guy

Teens respond to scorpions. Im bridging the teen reality with ours, through Scorpion Use. Do scorpions need to act rude to be cool? No

i have been tasting my piss every day in order to develop an immunity to it. i am immune to piss. if you piss on me ill just laugh at you.

In reply to Brian

@beebee880 me . me please. dear god i need this

In reply to 🦁🐒

@Lowenaffchen doestn matter. we're both mere shadows of Baby Giveaways Galore

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

http://www.unclefrog.net/cgi-bin/store/cpshop.cgi/18446744071384716971/unclefrog.94007654/-/3

Let The Rapist Do Football. Let The Rapist Teach The Kids To Run The Ball Good. He Good At His Job And The Rapist Should Be Aloud To Do It

In reply to wheel

@wheelyapple house speaker john boehner claim obama used infinite soul glitch at press summit. obama cooked the boo;ks

famous daves proud to announce confessional booths in every restaurant where you can go to atone for your bbq sins. fucking murder me

no you see, if you look closely at this drawing he put a face on the sun. clearly this child is autistic

ladies & gentlemen of BlizzCon, im ready now to unveil my spirit animal for 2012. *holds up picture of the family gu y dog, audience gasps*

the next step in human evolution is to cover your body in Rage Face tattoos and point to them instead of displaying emotions the normal way

(1) hack myself into the principals computer (2) do a rude little dance (3) get beyblades Unbanned

In reply to Denny’s

@DennysGrandSlam its ok, ive since forgiven you. id simply like a coupon to replace the dr. pepper that was spilled during the altercation

muscle economy, muscles as currency, end the dollar, get ripped, get rich pumping weights, weatlh = body size, predicted by Blaise Pascal

how is it even - possible, - to remain Muscled in this black world -
- pain is god and im Her disciple. tron: legacy -

still way fuckin Muscled , despite the economy, despite life

@iRespectGmail please read my boolk entitled "girl theory" for more insights on this troulbled gender, as well as pickup techinques & lament

In reply to Rocco Jackal ∅ n00neimp0rtant

@n00neimp0rtant Most Of My Followers Died After One Of My More Heinous Diaper Jokes

In reply to chloe wise

@naughtymess thank u. twitter is christ 2012

In reply to Glenn Beck

@glennbeck i can give you 22 reasons to be concerned about your giant sweaty head

i also have proof that kim kardashian is a "brony"., although i will not show it to a bastard like you.

kim karcdashian should have married me or my friend DigimonOtis instead because we're Nice. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

TRied to sell some cool EbaumsWorld Merch to Wallstreet Protesters, was told to "Fuck Off" by probable agent provocateur; Im Sad and Fearful

thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time

SO I WAS SAYING, IF IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO BAPTIZE HUMAN INFANTS, WHY NOT JEANS

im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore

In reply to rogerclark #EpicMindset

@rogerclark u monster

have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks

inventor of GameFuel's impassioned plea: "please stop drinking it. its not for human consumption. why are you drinking it. its for cars"

im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes

pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid

i looked that little punk behind the counter in the eye and told him Criss Angel Mindfreka is the most compelling televsn program like, ever

in a rage., i farted into the gamestop cashregister, venting my frustration and rendering the money unusable, paving the way for gold stndrd

please dont try and tell me that schrodinger's diaper is a quantum superposition of clean and dirty states, we can all fucking smell it

please don't try and tell me that schrodinger's diaper is a quantum superposition of clean and dirty states, we can all fucking smell it

HIBACHI MAN AT @BENIHANA__ - WILL NOT PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED - THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT - IM VERY ILL

Electric Light Orchestra AND Spyro The Dragon??? Finally , A KickStarter I Can Empty My 401k Into

about 80% certain that Neil Cavuto just said "teh economy" instead of "the economy", on th e air. someone with dvr please confirm

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@HarveyLevinTMZ brother Harv the best way to catch a pervert is to Trap them

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@glifemusic every Dog has his day but the Nights belong to ME

fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

several men present to me a single diaper in a black suitcase. i take the diaper in my hand and examine it. "my god, this is next-gen"

"im the 1%" - a milk

this is the episode of sliders where they get transported to Hitler Earth, where everyon carries the appearance & manneurisms of adolf hitl

In reply to MysticSpot™

@nenelightangel e

here i am again, screaming into the toilet, hoping somehow, somewhere, my future wife can hear my soothing voice resonate intot her asshole.

My Business Logo: a composite of sexy lady legs cut out from a variety of images and arranged to spell the word "Gordo"

FOR SALE: One Beekeeper's Uniform With "METH GOD" embroidered into back, Lightly Used (856) 625-3325 - Ask For Officer Jim

@THEHermanCain please send me pics of you crying on a photograph of the wtc. i need to see ur tears and part of your wet face. please hurry

reading my twitter feed, screaming "SIT ON IT, BUB!" everytime some1 makes a rude #iSad post, my face growing more contorted as i get louder

how to convert ouija board to xbox controller using only a dead gamer

HOW MUCH IS $500 IN DOG YEARS

" STAY HUNGRY " - burger king

three words to describe me: Sensual, Progrsesive, Muscular. Check out my blog about mustaches

i would advise U not to visit this small minded website, MEETUP.COM; They get mad if yo[u bring devil sticks to the meetups even if your pro

In reply to Geoff: Shark Family Patriarch (Do do do dododo)

@LeftCoastBias @TheOnion i did it. i hacked the onion. ive been making them post fake news stories for like 20 years now. suck my dick

*gets booed at USO show for makig Diaper Jokes, calls all the troops Fuckers*

me, begging and pleading with a turtle, telling it to spit out my dick , causing a scene at a miniature golf course and getting 911 called

bond theme plays while super spy & ladys man James Bond wanders around the forest with a magnifying glass, searching for the cure for autism

SOME ONE REPLACED MY INCEST FAQS WITH PICTURES OF TURKISH FLAGS AND GUNS

i accidentally legally changed my name to "Child Porn Man", if u have any experience dealing with this issue i owuld appreciate your input.

couldent have said it better.

According to @klout, I'm influential about: forums, religion and spirituality, and diaper http://klout.com/user/dril?n=tw&v=influential_about

@DrewFromTV please murder me drew carey. i want you to snuff my trivial existence from this awful lplanet. good job losing weight

@Lowes i am this close to killing the mother fucker who keeps coming on my account and posting diaper things and saying im the one in them

WOah. Just had another Dr. Oz dream. This time he was crying

BARBARO IS BACK, THE ONCE DEAD REACEHORSE IS BACK TO LIFE AND TEARING UP THE HORSE TRACK LIKE NEVER BEFORE, "THE SECRET" WORKS,THANK U OPRAH

petition to rename the statue of liberty "Bisexual Tattoo Goddess" because istand for something real and i live in a part of this world.

i live vicariously through my diaper

for every animal you dont eat i will eat the grab and go yogurt gogurt,maddox said that and it owned, someone get that quote,someone please

affirmative action is pretty fucked up if u ask me. **produces and begins smoking a tube of Gogurt, the grab & go yogurt, like a cigar***

The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]

GETS RIGHT UP IN WIFE'S FACE AND DEMANDS "THE BOOK OF ELI" THEMED THANKSGIVING DINNER; MANGLES A THING OF PAPER TOWELS AND HURLS IT AT WALL

fantasy meatball league

In reply to Mexican Atheist

@MexicanAtheist Then log off my sight.

@MexicanAtheist please dont assoicate the freaking awesome thunder cats show with your fake belief's. thank you

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On the third day Jesus the Christ rose & said "That's the last time I drink tequila! Dude, where's my donkey??" To be cont. #Mextianity

i wonder if social media newsbots ever miss their former lives as the beautiful women in their profile pics

Learn How To Use Toilets Without Getting Fully Nude

never too old to imprint "SABRINA THE TEEN AGE WITCH" itnto the hood of your car multiple times with big metal boots #SellOuts #FakePeople

#OrtizKnockOutPlaylist Gangster Paradise By "Weird Al" Yancovic

opened portal to free hikers in iran-- instead greeted by Real Life minotaur, anubis, something or other, all i know hes a real holler mouth

*slams king james holy bible shut on a piece of pepperoni with mayo and onions stickin out * And that is how u make a truth sandwich

IN HEAVEN, ALL THE VANITY LICENSE PLATES & COWBOY BOOTS U EVER OWNED ARE STRUNG UP BEHIND YOUR LEGS 4EVER, CLACKIN BEHIND U EVRY STEP U TAKE

In reply to 𝒜

@BieberReject #Imagine justin holding my nude, shaking body while lowering the gun to my head and whispering "goodnight" into my bruised ear

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#Imagine U:*crying* Justin:*wraps his arms around u* U:*cry on his shoulder* Justin:shhh it's okay Beautiful,i'm here for you

BIGMOUTH BILLYBASS REVIVAL , SINGS GAGA, BIEBER, ET AL; INFUSED WITH 2012 TECH FOR SHIT & PISS CAPABILITIES; "PHENOMENAL" FORBES MAGAZINE

someone said "rage comics" out loud and fistpumped in one of my classe.s. thats a real thing that a human being did

Double standard [rage comic] : MensRights

the password is "dragons" go go go

i need someone to come fix my fucked up neck tie. ive barricaded myself in the bathroom ogf kenny rogers roaster in mumbai. say the password

i siad jobs plan, not inside jobs plan!! #oboama911

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Tweets about girls, to come.

Asthmatic Blogger Expo Ruiend By Very Dusty Man

thank u mysterious stranger @drilsdiapers for doing the community a great service by cataloging my abject misery & rendering me unemployable

"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

ive gotten too fat for my diapers and now i gotta go across town to get specially made ones and i cant drive because im bipolar. fuck racism

@pizzahut the manager of your Howell, NJ location disapprovingly wagged his finger at me at about 4:15 PM for reasons he woudl not divulge.

@HomeDepot angered that your toilets had no water in them,i crawled onto my back and worked up a frenzy, my legs airborne and dick visible.

people please, all i ask for is one town hall meeting which doesnt reference The Matrix

if i hear another "joke" regarduing my terminally ill dickwife so help me god i'm shutting down this entire irc server

lesebien cum #alchemy

#replacemovienameswithbacon kevin bacon

@NoahMunck True Or False: IS There a force powerufl enough to counteract "Munckmentum" in 2011, 2012, and Beyond.

im going to start a multimedia network for those who enjoy smacking dingers in the game of base ball and also marry baseball

@JNJComm wife wont wear diaper. help

the human mind is a fascinating piece of shit #TwitterVsFB

came outside today to notice m y "Bring Back The Marriage Ref" bumper sticker violently ripped off. Obviously, I hit a nerve.

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the money in the america become shit like the virgil. not even the ted dibiase make the money real

@JohnDeere My Nieghbor Has Been Modifying His John Deere Illegaly With Muslim-Style Decorations And Noise Enhancers, How Do I Stop Him

not even Austin Powers 4 can win me back after mike myers' hideous racial outburst at the Laugh Factory. Fuck you

the first iddiot to file a complaint against my rat zoo gets a new pipe hole courtesy of my Handsome Fists

Clipart Pig Angel In Prayer - Royalty Free Vector Illustration

Clipart Illustration of a Frustrated Cowboy Holding A Skunk That's Been Torturing His Farm With Stinky Spray

Clipart Illustration of a Black Hanukkah Baby In A Diaper, Holding Gifts, A Menorah And A Rattle

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How to increase your income simply by doing more of what you re already doing .

Here I Am, Well Into My 20s, Using Twitter.com, A Website For Children #Itreallymakesmemad

#PrayForNicksGrandpa even though prayer is clinically proven to make people die faster??? how about no.

http://i.imgur.com/vB8UL.jpg no

petition to make cvs stop forcing their pharmacists to wear shirts

cool gags in 2011: making the text field in new twitter really tall. you can scroll down and keep making it taller. ramadan mubarak

Earth Wind and Diaper #NotARealJoke #WhatHaveIBecome

i just found The Dos Equis Most Interesting Man In The Worl'ds deviant art account. he draws his own jeff dunham puppets

makers of @SlimJim announce @SlimeJim !!! dog food for humans

In reply to Slim Jim 🚀 MEATA

@SlimJim how much salt has to be hammered into a turd before it turns into a Slim Jim

former UN ambassador John Bolton uses hideous mustache to conceal "Police Is Bullshit" facial tattoo #amomentofsilence

http://bit.ly/bl4vMi The Free Encyclopedia

MY KUTCHER/SCOTT " DUDE AND SWEET TATTOO" ROUTINE IS SEVERELY HAMPERED BY THE FACT THAT IM ONE PERSON

apparenlty yelling "where the fuck is garfield" at comic con 2011 is not only frowned upon, but illegal

wearing my diaper at half mast , in memoriam #amywinehouse

http://i.imgur.com/u9Xw9.jpg my fave`s

In reply to The Iron Sheik

@the_ironsheik "The Philly Phanatic"

cum bib

GUess who just renewed his subscription to Newsweek. this guy! (cue blurry stock footage of an unidentified fat old man spitting into a cup)

if any one knows how to convincingly justify dubai's economic model to bratty ltitle brothers go ahead and plop me an email. fubu back.

@FOXBroadcasting U guys should un-cancel the Bernie Mac Show, like u did with family guy.

TheLegsGuru - girls let me see them beautiful Leg's - TheLegsGuru

i dont care how good it feels. i am not naming my child "compost fucker". end of story

"EroticLloyd", aka "Puerto_Neko", aka "RicanMudBoss", aka "LloydGunge", akA "GunkAndCatBoi", aka "Puerto_Gunger", aka "Aiden's Cool Uncle"

Guess What Fag. Most Birds Are Too Smart To Be Deterred By Scarecrows. I Guess Your A Bitch #StrawmanArgument

genderman's only weakness is being told that his name contains a masculine bias

changing 500 tiny diapers on 500 disgusting rats #TheLifeIChose

what can i rub on my body to make my musk more ethnic

projectile drooling: im the only person in the world who does this. doctors refuse to help me

i shsould be allowed to beat off in the back of a police car. im already going to jail so whats the difference

boscov's is a highly professional organization Sir, and as such we refuse to engrave "the sex fucker" onto your george foreman panini press

"How To Make WebKins Fuck" #IncriminatingSearchTermsFoundOnRyanDunnsDeathComputer

to the punk who spray painted "Fat Angel" on my 1996 chevy suburban: post your nintendo friend code so i can send you the Medal Of Honor

pumped my home FULL of oxygenated perfluorocarbon so i can swim N breahte; forgot to vacuum up pet hair & crumbs beforehand ---- Chest Pains

im the only lawyer in nyc who will handle your case AND have sex wit h u

A CELESTIAL BEAM SHATTERS THE ORACLE INTO ONE MILLION SHARDS, WHICH WONDROUSLY FLOAT INTO THE AIR AND FORM THE WORDS "PEAK BITCOIN"

"cleveland rocks " is not actually sung by drew carey. end this fucking lie

In reply to Zaida

@zaida_suga i agree. im as terrible as you

@pwreciouskenny neitehr am i. im a fucking waste

In reply to Kiki🥀

@MidoriGummiBear me too. im fucking awful

bury my heart at wounded knee's Hard Rock Cafe franchise

Give a Man a Cool Beachball With the Hard Rock Cafe Logo on it and He will teach a fish to swim for u

give a man to fish and he will Re-Tweet U

theyer renovating my hard rock cafe.. just saw a mover man drag two crates of live rattlers inside..has Hard Rock gone TOo wild?? No F'n Way

GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM`S; FREE ICE

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a man in madhya pradesh stabbed his wife to death on the directions of tantrik who told him she had snake in tummy which would harm him

MASCARA DRIPS DOWN MY FAT FACE INTO MY PATIENTS GAPING CHEST INCISION... ˜¨¨¯¯¨¨˜ª¤ SAD SURGEON GIRLS ¤ª˜¨¨¯¯¨¨˜

Turds And Piss Found At Usama's Compound >> Decorated Royal Navy Commander Lenny 'Hotdogs' Burbit States As Follows: "He Loved Too Shit"

i hand you an envelope. inside is a series of photographs of me gradually deteriorating. when you look at me again im a skeleton #Owned

@DunkinDonuts so i heard your Thailand outlets are FULLY owned and operated by Ladyboys... Any chance of you bringing this to the 'States?

"You have the thoughts and brain of a baby." - My 2012 Adviser Craig Gurtle -- Fuck you Mr. Gurtle, I Can Survive 2012 My Self.

SensualMaddenPlayer Checking In.

the jerk off who told my autistic son that sega of america exploded needs to come forward so i can crush his neck betwext my Perfect thighs

.@dentynegum I Just Chewed Four Packs Of Dentyine Ice And Now I Can't Taste Anything-- Think U Can Send Some Coup's My Way???

Can Police Man Cartman " Respect The Authority " Of The Intesnely Cool Refreshingly Satisfying Mint Taste ONLY Found In Dentyne Ice ???

If I Fill A Bird Bath With Capri Sun Will Birds Still Bathe In It #badsciencefairprojects

@petsmart do u do obidience classes for HUSBENDS ????? ;) Just Kidding

I WIL NOT RESTORE THE PSN NETWORK UNTIL ALL 7 HELL MASON BANKERS ARE IN JAIL & THEY BRINGBACK COOKIES N CREME FLAVOR DORITOS

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@keagankegels none of my fans wish Aids on anyone & if they do there a member of the Clan Klu Klux and not a fan of uors

.@EBERTCHICAGO What is Ur least favorite greek film. Greetz from turkey

@applebees fat bald leatherman in cheetah shades is beckoning me towards thre popper bar.his 3D tatoos seem to indicate hes from the future.

@applebees this waiter keeps looking at his watch and dripping broken glowstick goop on a detached baby doll's head. 2012???

@Applebees WAtching my father slam down a Buffalo Chicken Crisper Salad with his vile sausage fingers& i didnt order any food because im mad

my crystalologist told me that bin laden was trapped inside this $60 jade charm?? getting REAL huffy & worked up righ now and demand ansers

what anm i gonna do with this warehouse full of osama bin laden toilet paper. nobody wants to wipe their ass with a dead guy

cool news: if i sit a certain way my dick becomes convex #heeaja

controversy erupts as john boener hands out tiny goodybags to everyone on senate floor and sticks dems with all the yellow starbursts #Gross

want to see big legs. want to see big legs

in 11X B.C. an irish Mystik cast a curse on all moms to reciev free college books every 11th day of 11th year & 11th milenium. this is today

FOR 1 SECOND THE NORTHERN LIGHTS DISPLAYED DHARMA AND GREG IN GLORIOUS BLURAY-- NOW LETS ALL SIGN MY PETITION IN BLOOD TO GET IT ON TV'S

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chich and chung homer

PLACING SCREAM MOVIE MASK OVR MY HEAD AS MY HUGE GLISTENING BODY SLOWLY ROTATES IN MY HELL REALM,CONTROLING 600 MONITORS,SMOKING A 3D HOOKAH

for the last time, Diaper is capitalized when referring to the lifestyle or state of mind, but not when referring to the physical object.

Horse_Ebook Passes Turing Test, Replaces The Bible

"liking arli$$ too much" is a bullshit thing to divorce me over

police man kicks me in the diaper while running out of radio shack, causing my shit 2 fountain up and ruin several RC spongebobs #rodneyking

@drildf never say my name again you disgusting criminal

im the Rembrandt of naked yoshies

how did they do the ace ventura butt talk. i know that shit wasnt real. was it 3d or robots

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I don't do conformity.

Sort Of Like A Wiccan James Bond

my dick is a swastika. #andthewinneris #iwasthinkin #atablackpersonfuneral

brett favre punches a curtain with the word "INCEST" painted on it, rips it down, looks into cam and says "No Incest" #PublicService

http://bit.ly/gTL4KV #betrayal #misery #2012

Welcom to MpregCraig's Mpreg Dolphin Cove 3D... if u are a shark fanboi, please leave. 2d likers? no dice. Fpreg? get the F outa here

kicked outta the classroom again for pointing out the obvious fact that our school buildig was built by slaves.

building a casket for my babydaughter in minecraft in lieu of a real casket which i can not affort.

MGM STUDIOS CAN U CONFIRM THAT MR. DUSTIN HOFFMAN HAS SEEN THE VIDEO I SENT OF ME MUCKIN AROUND IN A PILE OF LEAVES?? OK ILL CALL BACK LATER

@thegeicogecko how do you cope with the realization that everything you say and do is dictated by a soulless, unfeeling corporation

im the geico gecko and I want u to help me end rape

Is Amaerica Ready For A Fat President

al;l piss is sterile. except mine

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Why do people keep saying "Tupac Back" ? He is dead...let the man Rest In Peace.

In reply to Mike Radowitz

@MikesRadTwites its going to be col when i finish that in 9 years

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My father was the greatest man I ever new

if u think that SegaKnight's Expert Analysis Female Masturbation Dissertation lacks credibility and coherence then log off my sight.

Goes To Rotten.com, Sees A Man's Dick, Clenches Eyes Shut And Shakes Head While Clicking For The Back Button, Clicks Refresh Accidentally

In reply to foreskin

@chewskin Yes

Yearly Reminder That Human Beings Have Actually Died As A Direct Result Of April Fools Day #aprilfools #JokesOnUBub

*¥¥¥_,,- MaGnUm DiApEr -,,_¥¥¥*

it makes me sick when i see border collies portrayed in the media as "Loser Dogs" who are "Probably Rats"

any one who figures out how to breed border collies with the Microsoft Zune needs to hollaer a message at me

border colies are 250% Smarter than humans and stronger to, which is why the US Military refuses to breed them

"WHO NEEDS ISLAM WHEN YOU HAVE SIXTEEN BORDER COLLEYS JUMPIN AROUND " - THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD

MY 7 BOARDER COLLY'S ARE MY ANGEL AND IF THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRESENT AT THE OPERATING TABLE DURING MY LAP-BAND PROCEDURE I'LL DIE

arrest hitler for racism

it's spelled "Suge Knight", grandma. you've fucked up again

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Check out http://homercakes.tumblr.com/ for our growing collection of great Homer cakes.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔GenderDead

I Beleive I Am Being Racisted Against Because Of My Marmaduke Necktie

The Bible Is Fake. oh. what's that? you're holding a physical copy of the bible, you say? hm, looks legit. The Bible Is Real, Then

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always eat 10 basil leaves on empty stomach to keep chronic diseases from attacking u

5676083 » Stock Photo - African American businessman holding a pile of piggy banks isolated on white.

me_steppin_on_a_pair_of_cowboy_boots_while_wearing_cowboy_boots.flv #Woof

@roscow im sorry

@roscow it's the most spiritual of all energy's.

BMEZINE, U WILL FEATURE MY PIC AT ONCE. IM THE MAN WITH JETHTO TULL WRITEN ON CHEST IN PERM. MARKER #NotEntitledToTheSweatOfMyBrow

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i thank my Lord above for giving me so many,many beautifl tweeters who respond to my tweets May God bless all of u for liking me & i love u

attn: Fucker who posted False R.I.P. to Cedric The Entertainer; i haeve just received my good shooter degree from gun college. that is all

can 1000000 irate south korean pigs buried alive after a foot and mouth outbreak possibly join forces and cause an 8.9 eartquake??? #yes

kick their pets and cars #waystopissoffafatperson

turn all the food on earth into wolf urine #waystopissoffafatperson

http://i.imgur.com/7urrd.jpg basically just search "earthquack"

people who think dolphins are real = shit

an old man wheezes into a ragged cloth; Bam looks into camera, says "Woah, glad im not That cloth!" thne does a Bogus airspin into the trash

TO AVOID SCARING OR OFFENDING CHILDREN WE'VE TAKEN ANNE FRANK'S DIARY AND REPLACED EVERY INSTANCE OF THE WORD "NAZI" WITH "POLICE MAN"

My News Years Resolutions Is To Take My Dana Carvey Impersonations To The Next Leveal. (Pro Circuit Anyone? We're In Talks)

/~-_,♠-|.RAT.|-♠,_-~\ /~-_,♠-|.POPE.|-♠,_-~\ #tigerblood

GOURP OF TEEN GIRLS RESURRECT DALE EARNHARDT IN SLEEPOVER DARE, EARNHARDT RUNS FROM THE PREMISES NUDE, COVERED IN ECTOPLASM, YET TO BE FOUND

Tweetmix.me http://static.tweetmix.me/snapshot/dril-350795011283.html via @tweetmixme

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Extreme Leveling is NOT about using bots, exploits, hacks or cheats I am a real gamer. I do things the right way, and do not

the clown nose on my dick is there because im more susceptible to infection since my wii bowling accident, iddiot. no more hateful messages

to stand nude before a group of middle aged italian mob bosses and have them obnoxiously berate your dick while smoking cigars

any 1 want to look at pictures of owls with me write the word Hoot on a bottle mesage & toss it in the frog pond

i have ptsd from the time i brorke a chair at pop eyes chicken with my ass, and i am unemployable because of this. #smalljoys

@Cheesecake one of ur waiters kicked me out of my chair and into an interracial family's table and burned my dick off with a cigarette. thnx

In reply to Campbell Soup Co

@CampbellSoupCo Mmm Nope!! Your bad

my 14beautiful geisha brides work together to change my preposterous 300 pound diaper. #mtvcribs

my résumé; page 1 ; "IM A JEANS MAN FIRST AND FOREMOST" in 42pt. rosewood font. page 2 is the bible

SLOWLY LOWERS JEANSED ASS INTO A WOODEN BOWL FULL OF EXOTIC MEDITERRANEAN OILS AND REDROSE PETALS; AH THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD FOR LOWERCASE

my name is not "Wierd Dick Man ", so please stop writeing it on my tent.

ugh.. my husband never puts the toilet lid back down. *Closes Lid,; Takes Huge Piss On Top Of It*

SOME ASS HOLE ATE MY TONGUE AND REPLACED IT WITH HIM SELF AND IS EATING EVERYTHING I TRY TO EAT

Mohammad Muhamad, King Of Islam, Cahugt Counterfeiting Some Cool Dunham Specials On 3D Bluray; Sentenced To Be Hung By The Penuis Until Dead

six years ago today george washington carver invented a penut #MyBlackHistory #YourBlackHistory

chiropracty is real and it works on swords also.

some body please make the watson robot play halo.

youtube.com sends albanian govnt. $70 for dancing dog vido. albania best country. fuck all othter dancing dog video #ubertwitter

am a network marcketer and a mlm,and i love making friend and allso i care about other as well.i need some1 who have this same thing with me

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if you like @cnnbrk follow me

jesus christ there's a band named ziggy mania

dictionary.com defines the word "Mania" as "excessive excitement or enthusiasm; craze:". "Ziggy Mania" offered none of these things t o me.

do NOT go to "ZiggyMania" at the Tehran Hilton; only two or three ziggy booths set up; one of them tries to sell u fabrics you dont need

what my organization does is take fatsuits from obnoxious PG-13 comedies and donate them to the needy

tips for photographing your own vomit From A Mom-- lighting, etc

The Credits Roll At Justin Bieber 3D And My Body Chooses To Fuse 3D Shades To My Brain Forever; No Turning Back & Life Is Good, Thank Ya

TYLER PERRY ----------> MONSANTO <----------- 666

@tylerperry still shilling your vile shows w/o apologizing for your comments on GM food which have cost hundreds of lives.? #nsn3d #SickFuck

hm lets see.. *Logs On To Dark Net* bomb recipes... voyeur upskirt.. snuff vids..DILBERT?? WHo thef fuck put dilbert on dark net

gypsy denim

scenario: the air and space museum drops Space and becomes the Air and Spade museum, devoting large sections to David Spade and his comedies

@CampbellSoupCo i opened up a can of cambell soup beefy raviolis and it was just slush. im sorry big coustumer here, but i couldnt eat that

CANT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON MOM & DADS FACE WHEN I GET THE BOOT CAMP THEY SENT ME TO SHUT DOWN FOR DIAPER DISCRIMINATION

Imagine. A world where guns come out of the ground like plants. And all the water is replaced by Bullet's. This is Gun World. It's real

http://tinyurl.com/4smf73p Gun World

In reply to Kula Bocca 🐽

@hambeef bbeats the shit out of you. silently begins pummeling y ou as you surrender and accept your punishment. not a word is spoken

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watch the super bowl at 3 piffic 6 estern i think its on fox cool

but my teeth are sparkling clean

MY SHIT IS IN SHAMBLES, MY DICK IS IN DISARRAY, MY ASS IS ASUNDER, MY BALLS ARE BALLISTIC, MY CUM IS CONFOUNDED, MY PISS IS PITIFUL

http://tinyurl.com/4mtlzdt thuis is my dick, i am posting this to come to terms with my self, this is therapeutic and good for me. #courage

on this day in history, alan turing invented the Gay Computer. one day later, preisdnet bill clinton fucked it. #demandaljazeera #hell

@kfc_colonel Kfc, My Final Hope, Please Help Me Make My Future Daughter Unautistic, Shamans Curse, Wearing Bones (These Aint Chicken Bones)

@WALGREENS A Bone Wearing Man, Likely A Shaman, Comming To Me And Saying My Daughter Will Be Born Autistic, How Can I Fix This ( 2012?)

@QdobaMexGrill I Want To Know How I Can Prevent My Unborn Daughter From Autism Despite A Shaman Predicting It, Help Me Qdoba Mex Grill

@DrPhil I Want Help, A Dark Shaman Told Me My Daughter Will Be Born Autistic, Though He Might Have Been A Demon, Or Fake; Pool Resources

@Oprah Please Help Me, A Shaman Told Me My Future Daughter Will Be Born Autistic, I Simply Cannot Afford This In My Life, Oprah Please Help

the year is 2041 and im still using an older version of twitter that won't be around for much longer

need someone in or around geigertown, philadelphia to help me dispose of approx 7500 live guinea pigs. i can not pay you, i will not pay you

dog food + baby food = protein shake #OnTheGo

lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage

the dickwolfs controversey. Go #worstpickuplines

Think uve seen True 4G Wireless ?? Think again. *READS STAGE INSTRUCTIONS BETWEEN ASTERISKS INSTEAD OF PERFORMING THEM* #worstpickuplines

weverything i say is blocked out by falcons screaming until i die of a coughing fit #worstpickuplines

im the model that the Bobs Big Boy Big Boy Restaurant Man is based on. They forgot to pay me #worstpickuplines

@holidayinn My pop pop was diapered against his will at one of your Colorado locations. Please help me find the man who did this

Your search - pugmom666 - did not match any documents.

hm whats this? dropped a copy of my 263-page memoir "All Bi Myself" on the florr of this trendy teen cafe. dont have time to pick it up. l8r

In reply to wolf pupy

@wolfpupy anything 1st gen.

@JoseCanseco please beat me to death with the softball bat juiced. i want to experience the legal 600 ft long ball across my fucking skull

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Small Bahamas island inhabited by seven pigs http://nyp.st/e9h6XB

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Time de merda Ffffffuuuuu

the only Pro-Israel carpet cleaning service in the tri-county area

Porn is a constant reminder of how inadequate I am (self.AskReddit)

im honeslty inquiring as to why im discouraged against printing my business card on basketballs and 2hand passing them to potential clients?

Utility Belt Contains (At All Times) Raw Vegan Oxygen Pills, Raw Vegan Skin Bronzer, Boomerang And Bic Lighter (Fire Boomerang) , Four Guns

Sponsor Wanted: Basically U Would Pay Me to eat Dogfood and i go "Its So Good Even Humans Can Eat It" or just fucking ignore me until i die

#QuestionsIDontLike muslim

#ThingsWeAllHate pornos and sex

EGYPTIAN PROTESTERS AIRDROPPED 100000 COPIES OF "NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC VOLUME 7"... THE SINGLE GREATEST NTWICM ALBUM OF ALL TIME

In reply to MANN

@FlYkiDdFRESh i charge ppl $10 for my real pic and split the money with DigimonOtis. all my pics are protected under creative commons (cc)

In reply to Omar Nazario

@Omarsito_N way to capitalize cunt,. u must have some real deep seeded gender issues #Peeeeyuuuu

In reply to Plenty Plex

@LaycesMusic bday cake is the once proud land of Egypt. the candles? human beings in flames, dying for the very freedom you take for granted

In reply to Alyssa

@AlyssaMMichelle because the entire country of egypr is burning. if DigimonOtis were here right now hed spit in your fucking face. #jan25

In reply to Lauren S

@HeyLaurenKay because 100000 protesters were murdered in cold blood in the birthplace of civilization you ungrateful dipshit #jan25

In reply to MANN

@FlYkiDdFRESh #jan25 also happens to be the biblically foretold fall of the middle east you fucking waste of kidneys

In reply to SummerPotter ⚡️

@ayoo_tuFRESH your father would be so proud of you. exploiting a tragedy for the sake of your own miserable ego #jan25 #fuckyou

In reply to Cassie & Co-Owners

@JDBieberrholic policemen have barricaded all egyptian hospitals and are refusing the sick and injured. theres your fucking birthday present

@BrittanyKeller #jan25 is far more significant than yourself. i bet you dressed up like a clown on 9/11 and shit on people

In reply to Erika Cane

@_erikacane when christ rains judgement on the world he will remember you talking about your birthday while egyptians fell to sniper fire

@matthewjbruner the nile river is red with blood and your fucking birthday present won't cleanse it. perspective, you fucking rat #jan25

In reply to Malaysia🈲

@WhoseOnMyLine an egyptian baby is being shoved into the sphinx with a battering ram and doesnt give a fuck about your awful birthday #jan25

@v3_LiciOuSvivi egypt is literally dying and all you can think about is the day your annual gift is shit into your lap you shit pig #jan25

"I believe the Egyptian people have no reason to replace their rightly instated leader with some sort of primitive pyramid god." DigimonOtis

me and DigimonOtis suppot the government of Egypt, and detest the ape like protesters and their Campaign Of Fear. #jan25

welp, time to rescue egypt from muslims. asomebody please carry all 900 pounds of me to the site of the protests. wait nevermind im good

In reply to leigh mcG

@Leiigghh i can send you one rat

how dose it feel to be puppets in my numerology experiment *my true form emerges, a 3d skull wrapped in tinfoil , shooting green flames*

http://i.imgur.com/aJISN.jpg God Is Real

"KOI POND BONANZA" IN PITTTSBURGH?? THE SUPPOSED NUMBER ONE KOI POND SUPPLIER IN ALL OF PITTSBURGH, PA?? HARDLY A BONANZA

@howiemmandel love Howie Do It

@howiemmandel i think my wife is leaving me howie

ah ye,s its nigh time that the Lexus has attained Trending Topic status, there is no Finer car, "This Is Exceptional", Lexus. The car, Lexus

Good News : Weve Located The Cure For Aids // Bad News : It's Written In The Bible!!! Ew Gross

the wolf represents chaos. the eagle represents order. knuckles the echidna represents myself #tatchat

@munckytown What Is Ur Take On The Teen Slavery Problem In America #AllTeensAreSlaves #TeenIsTheNewBlack

no you listen to me, Fucker, i need "Steppenwolf" carved into THE BLADE, not the handle-- please hold my father is crying

sen Dick Durbin holds press conference telling people to stop making fun of his name, farts on tv, is then forever known as "Fart Durbin"

al gore conference on global warming..canceled by SNOW!! "Guh, BLugh Durr" says the dumb man, while he pees into his comically large diaper

you see that big puddle of piss i made. loock closely. that miniscule speck in there is my brain. please scoop it up for me and call 911

AGE 20: WHY WONT ANYONE FUCK ME // AGE 40: WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME // AGE 60: WHY WONT ANYONE KILL ME // AGE 80: WHY WONT ANYONE FUCK ME

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID STATE OF THE ONION" - obbama holding onion at state of the union address

Too Fat For College

yorure telling me i can wrench even more precious, ego-soothing pity from my online associates if i move to a 3rd world nation?? "ROAD TRIp"

congressman introduces "Young Folks Should Call Grandpa More Often" bill, farts, dies, is replaced by his 70 year old son

my spirit animal is t he lowly paramecium, cosmic punishment for killing a paramecium in my past life

animals can have spirit animals too.

wwow. howd that happen. i honestly dont know how a bunch of pics of shirtless men got on my resume and youd probably be a shitty boss anyway

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@the_ironsheik the goofus is no good no dick no balls mother fucker. The gallant is intelligent jew he respect the legend fuck hulk hogan

@birdo i hate u birdo

@bicinkpens shit pens. no good

be careful on the web. i just found iout my girlfriend of 12 years is a bag clip

No real-time results for "teh economy"

BREAKING: Man builds awesome face out of legos and is given key to governors mansion; while Shit Head Me eats moths in an abandoned hospital

that guy who makes all the ffuuu comics must have a milion dollars by now, mean while i live in a gutted bureau

gaining 400 pounds so i can tattoo the entire quran onto my disgusitng body

lookin for some crazey motherfuckas to do a mind meld with, literally a combination of minds, double brain. we will be the most powerful man

@meganphelps i agrree with all that stuff you say about god and dead people. please let me cool the fire in your heart with sexuel pleasure

In reply to Tickle Me Emo

@woodmuffin Citizen Kane Except Every Instance Of "Rosebud" Is Replaced By "POWER BIEBER"

and to you, in his will, your great uncle leaves y ou his most treasured possession, the very "POWER BIEBER" that caused his death

obelisk rises from the volcano - what sorcery is this ??!! carved along its side are the words "POWER BIEBER"; 1600 birds myteriously die

worst corn maze in usa has to be "The Cornundrum" in Melvin,OH; the corn seems brown or sickly, hand stamp wont wash off, stray dogs roaming

RECENTLY GOT INTO MEDITATION; SOME REAL DEEP SHIT; KEEP "THE VIEW" ON DURING SO I CAN ENHANCE MIND AS WELL AS BODY

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"THE STUPIDS 2 WITH TOM ARNOLD . TORRENT " IS NOT A REAL MOVIE, IT IS A WORM VIRUS, PLEASE DO NOT DOWN LOAD THIS FILE AS IT IS HARMFUL

@Breterbie With Pigs

@AGentleBrees Hello Im A Potential Employer Who Hacked Into Your Locked Tweits And Was Put Off By Your Unorthodox Gender Diatribes; Fuck You

South Korea's 1 Million Buried Pigs Create Thriving Underground Society; Seek Unification With Hostile Surface Pigs

dismal reception f or Little Fockers raises 1 important question: What can you and I do to keep The "Fockers" Brand sizzling into 2011??

*rotates earth 13 degrees* WHich zodiac sign are u now?? *rotates earth 27 degrees* NOW what one are u?? *rotates earth 2 degre* Fucker

2012 ready???? Hm Lets See *opens uhaul truck full of diapers which proceed to spill all over the dairy queen parking lot*

1) All Sex Is Rape -- 2) Sex Is A Synonym Of Gender -- 3) There Fore Gender Is Unequivocally Rape -- 4) Set & Match , Gendertards.

@JarredPeaches for hte win. Mostly.

#quotethatmovie "it's people. soylent people is made out of people"

Remove Tongue From Your Mouth Using Ancient Weird Ass Factoid That A Mom Did

melt thtis shit earth. melt this shit earth and start over. except for me and everyone in my necklace makeing club

"There is no known cure for dog autism." - vetinfo.com

FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE KILLED IT THEN KILLED HIMSELF

for $0.39 extra the burger king man will write "yu-gi-oh" on your hamburger in magic marker

@DrOz nevermind. ive made the decision to amputate my legs, i found a man on angie's list. thanks any way.

@AGentleBrees If a snake eats an animal w/ mammary glands its eating milk idiot. i recognize u from the snake forums, I see ur still a troll

year 2160 - the huggies corporation pays the united states govt 4 quadrillion dollars to suppress socialized sewage treatment

let me slip into something more comfrotable *dives between the sofa cushions and disappears*

i dont know if i'm wearing it wrong or what but this Thick Load Bracelet is not making my loads thick.

In reply to Dog Axe

@BuffyOwen no, im white

In reply to Dog Axe

@BuffyOwen im garbage. im 9/11

welcome to a world where you can have sex with peoples wifes. this iws wife sex world

who will kiss m e when im dead

please Gustin, if youre out there, send me the rest of your Gothic Emblem Concepts for our Hell Van Project. It's been 8 months, Gustin

@DrOz love your show

@DrOz please help me. i have a phycological desire to amputate my legs. please provide me with resources as im at the end of my rope

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_snakes_real

"hey bob, why does your stapler have a live goldfish inside of it??" Oh this? this is a Stapler Mod only The New Rich have access to.Get out

Fuck Up The Office With A Real Leather Alligator Stapler, Shatter THe Establishment - "I Believe We have Your stapler." - StaplerMods.com

i WILL supply you with the TOP Stapler Mods - "Hideous, Impractical, Waste Of Money" - These Are The Death Knells Of Our Cultural Parasites

#8jBEEtoPzS8:mfZN5YDRNN4:0:100:0:10:true" target="_blank">http://tubedubber.com/#8jBEEtoPzS8:mfZN5YDRNN4:0:100:0:10:true

yes, dad, ive heard of simpsons porn.

put an egg in ur mouth before the dentist, then when he opens ur mouth he cant mess with your teeth cause there's an egg there. #lifehaclk??

GEnder?? i barely know her! *cuts off dick&*

my father got sick of wegmans constantly running out of reddi-wip so he started a militia. guess i gotta join his shitty militia now

Disgusting Pear Man Fucks His Hideous Orange Wife -- Read More: Reuters.com

just found out my favorite author is ugly #KillingMySelf

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看起來我們金在中今天過了一個lonly的christmas eve

Man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site",a court was told

i am the simpsons, all of them. yes. turn off the cameras this interview is ove

to anyone who has ever had sex ,i forgive you. i am the simpsons, bitch

𝔹𝔸𝔹𝕐 𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔸𝕤 𝔽𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕁𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕖 ⁜ 𝔸 𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖 ⁜ 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕀𝕤 𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤

#2011predictions theoretical physicists will rejoice when high-speed particle collisions finally produce measurable evidence of My Smal Dick

#secretturnon pointing to a picture of Grimace at mcdonalds and asking the cashier "Who Is That Awful Purple Man?"

@bicpens how about making pens that dont explode for once. a $2000 suit ruined. Thank u

what i'm saying is that the world's smallest dick could probably fit inside the world's largest dick hole rather comfortably

In reply to ProHustlers

@prohustlers sorry im deaf

these moon posts have got to go!!! *spraypaints "Bad Eclipse" on some desert boulder miles away from humanity and dies of dehydration*

#ihavenorespect for the military (murdertary) #ihavenorespect for whores(girls) #ihavenorespect for rappers #ihavenorespect for 666

im going to go draw santa hiring a gay elf and stamp "Dont Ask Dont Tel" all over it and sell it to The New Yorker for $100o0. bye

wow how about instead of spitting that moutwash down the drain you spit it on your chest and rub it allover your self #TimesRunningOut

garth eats too much lettuce #fakeinsidejokes

2011 YEAR OF THE ASIAN WOMAN CHALLENGE: SUFFER A GENUINE PANIC ATTACK IN EVERY CRACKER BARREL RESTAURANT ACROSS THIS USA NATion

A wieght gain tribute to Princess Daisy

Interests & Hobbies: horny Books & Magazines: sex book's

just tried to search twitter for "im a virgen" but i posted it instead, then frantically deleted it #thiswickedwebweweave #misery #Pride

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Just left Tangled.THIS IS THE BEST DISNEY ANIMATED FILM. Hard to say ever, but it is. I am a Disneyphile and a harsh critic. Brilliant.

surfs up! *lies face down in a kiddy pool until death*

My CartMan Tattoo? Still Sick As Fuck. I'm Just Wearing A Turtleneck Sweater Because It's Cold

if evolution is real, then wh y am i cutting my own hand off

consolidate your shit into a large mound until its visible from Google Earth, then sue google for putting pictures of your shit online #Rich

The Latest Upsetting Concoction From @NestleUSA http://bit.ly/eyNPjR

when twitter forces me to use the new layout i will retaliate iwth a deluge of horrid/disgusting diaper jokes and messages. my final warnig

production of beetle bailey 3d the movie has been CANCELED due to "small fires, sandstorms, lack of interest"

im an amputated shit lord hairspray addict. ask me anything

bug + dirt = me

droid is filth. govt trick to ID and persecute civilians for $. real ID is 666 - thow all micro chips into the trash can. piss #IWantADroid

"im not autistic. just my dick and sex drive is. im 100% a regular person other wise."

no more. im done. stop sending me your disgusting pH levels. u whores are far too vile for my consideration. go date s ome muscle loser

4.6?? Oh Your One Nastey Bitch

i want all every girl on twitter to take the pH level of here pussy and send it to me via private email

If God Was In Hell We Would All Be Dead.

racist against autistic

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#inhighschool, their is a lot of drama

dirty jobs man tcame to my house today with camera crew and a bunch of diapers. i said no

In reply to Sean E. McGonegle

@EpicYoak ya

In reply to Sean E. McGonegle

@EpicYoak YOUR LIVE IS A SEX JOKE, GAMING OWNS , THE VGAS ARE FAKE, GOD IS IN HELL , OLIVIA MUNN GET ` S FUCKED BY ME, UNCHARTED 3 SUCK

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Finally watched the VGAs. Good stuff. Except the sex jokes. Could of done without that

My Dad's Friend Craig went to his favorite bowling alley and laid flat across lane no. 6. he chose to die there.

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I am and will always be just simply a basball player,my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

for your next art exhibition or whatever.

please banky. if youre out there reading this i need you to graffiti a chode with balls on my shop teacher's station wagon

santa opens the door, says "happy birthday", rummages through your potpourri bowl for no reason, leaves without giving you any presents

"what say we up the ante." i said, as i threw a ball of dead ants at the prime minister

I CRY INTO THE TOILET BECAUSE ITS WHERE MY WORTHLESS TEARS BELONG #LIFEHACK

*drops Dunston Checks In on Laserdisc on the roulette table * king me

i am a Doctor and a Lawyer who will teach u how to seduce women with rap music. my name... is not important.

sonic team has j ust dropped support for wikileaks. unbelievable. *spikes sega dreamcast itno the ocean, catalyzing a deadly tsunami*

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is it true that the end of world is coming may 21 2011

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@dril This thing is like an onion: the more layers you peel, the more it stinks!

icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *SHoves every seinfeld disk into dvd player at once*

we honor u

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Happy Hanukkah! Rebelling against oppressors, enduring great threats=Jewish community encourages perseverance &belief in miracles;we honor u

a bumblebee shit on my arm and it hurts

once inside the Visitor base i stood before their marvelous spacecraft and covered it with my piss. my god. my god. my god #VANGUARDSOF2012

one t wo three four i declare a Gender War

setting up your own yahoo account is easy! you just click here, and he.. oh no. i just sent 60,000 pictures of my ass to my boss's daughter

#why90srocked everyothing was more real. everythig more visceral. a more 'human' experience. i was also 200 pounds less fat

world aids. also known as Humanity. *eyebrows contort bizarrely as i attempt a haughty facial expression until the commotion makes me vomit*

Your search - "cal ripken's tears" - did not match any documents.

my hell life http://aiipul-helllife.blogspot.com/

@wikileaks can u wiki leak some ke$ha nudes

im pretty sure that when we find out how to get in the 4th dimension there will be like 8 diferent genders to choose from

the words Paul Blart 2 appear on screen. the black eyed peas begin singing "Let's Get Paul Blarted In Here" as the mall cop bumbles around

In reply to Carl’s Jr.

@CarlsJr the BE community thanks u. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-AUz8bhwmo

.@SouthwestAir GAVE U JOKERS $9990 1ST CLASS ROUND TRIP AND UR LOUSY TAXPAYER FUNDED TSA AGENT HAND JOB HAS LEFT ME BLISTERED & UNDESIRABLE

In reply to @timeshare2010

@timeshare2010 oh good another one of you fucking monstsrs has come to shit on me

In reply to @vwvalaqayxlxo

@vwvalaqayxlxo is your name realy "tatum yazzie" or was that procedurally generated using some ancient mayan timeshare marketing algorithm

Mr Deeds Gay Download - What You Want, When You Want It

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#thingsthatshouldbeoutofstyle Aids

The New Ironic™

TRYING TO RECONCILE MY STAUNCHLY SELF-DEPENDENT SMALL GOVERNMENT BELIEFS WITH MY CONSTANT NEED FOR DIAPER CHANGES

a new face steps into a rowdy roadside bar somewehre along Interstate 22.. back of his leather jacket says "Trickle Down Economics Are Real"

IS IT TRUE THAT THE TSA WILL TOUCH MY DICK FOR FREE AT LITERALLY ANY AIR LINE

In reply to Kula Bocca 🐽

@hambeef Trey Magnifique #sorry #imsorry

@AGentleBrees I Will Post Muhamad Drawing To SlashDot Every Five Seconds Until Allah Grants Me Ice Cold Mint Breath To Exhale In Girls Faces

utterely Trident hlruh bl mint lies and filth novel of marketing gum hurhf ghfh ghuhlck #AeathDrt

utterly romanced by the gum that my favorite marketing teen is just strategically shilling to mint dejection #DeathArt

utterly dejected by the fact that my favorite romance novelist is just a Trident marketing strategist shilling mint gum to teens #ArtDeath

I Have A Life, Fucker. *Drives away in tiny car powered by my ow n shit and piss*

NEED CATCHY T-SHIRT SLOGAN FOR AIDS-THEIST CLUB, SOMETHING LIKE "POSITIVELY RATIONAL" OR "AT LEAST IM IMMUNE TO CONFIRMATION BIAS" #twiter

@Lukes_WordSalad god is real. fuck garfield

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A man has been charged with threatening to kill, kidnap or inflict bodily harm on former President George W. Bush

@Lukes_WordSalad HELL IS THE LOOK IN YOUR BUDDYS EYES WHEN HES BLEDDING TO DEATH IN A GOD FORESAKEN JUNGLE!! HELL IS NO LIE; IVE BEEN THERE

disrespecting our soldiers is TREASON !!!!!!!!!! see u in hell u son of a bitch. *kicks orange cat effigy* #veteransday

today's garfield was much funnier when i read it the second time. thru the scope of my DPMS panther .308 semi-automatic rifle. #veteransday

my christ. i am invigorated. using my new official old spice dr.pepper halo 3 exfoliating forehead wax. this is God. this feeling is God

us military strikes deal with PepsiCo to waterboard all terror suspects with Mt Dew??? wish i had some of that Free Dew. who is john galt

jamie kennedy WILL be waterboarded at the spike tv VGAs in order to prove once and for all that it isnt torture and that iraqis are pu$$ys

In reply to Steve None

@radiometricx culture war 666

i am legally required b y the state of wyoming to tell all of you that i was caught fucking urinal cakes. i am a urinal cake fucker

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC-- WILL THIS COMMON TUBERCULOSIS VACCINE GIVE ME THE GOOD AUTISM OR THE BAD AUTISM???

bow to your new denim god

i only allow ppl to contact me by artful magazine clippign collages sent in insured fedex packages or by my xbox tag "dirty_shirt_iddiot5"

hgeuhkl i am a 300-pound producer / jurnalist my hobbies include car & beard maintenance also i know photoshop and my name is Miami

my grandfathers last words on death bed "VEGAN STRAIGHT EDDGGGEEE" and then the entire hospital shook and he got better

to all my mafuken clownz: blessed be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-fcShqK46k&feature=related help full.

http://i.imgur.com/cVoFs.jpg

pray for gurabide.

Gravity (グラビデ, Gurabide), also known as Demi, is a recurring Gravity-elemental spell from the series. #prayfordemi

im bored. lets end rape. put a blue ribbon or something on your avatar if you want to end rape i guess

POSTING FROM THE ANNUAL MORRISTOWN CHARITY TEEN MELT, OH IT'S JUST HORRIBLE, AWFUL (FOR A GOOD CAUSE THOUGH)

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im glad there banning #fourloko i got sick punking up blood for real only had 2

In reply to Neil Hamburger

@Neil_Hamburger oops..! #AXEStench #goddamnitall

௵_௵ DOes Any One Want Neck Vids

In reply to Neil Hamburger

@Neil_Hamburger http://i.imgur.com/maYRE.jpg #axecrimes

seeking a pisswife. i will do anythoing for a pisswife.

do they make those cones that dogs wear after surgery for people? ?? i need to stop spitting on my dick

i will also ritualistically remove The Taint Of Sin from any stolen good you bring to my office (a plastic dog igloo)

IVE TAKEN TO MIXING JENKUM METH IN MY BATHTUB IN ORDER TOE ARN THE MERE PENNIES NECESSARY FOR PROLONGING MY GODFORSAKEN TOILET LIFE

Download free Pig Hitler theme for Nokia N70

us governmnet kidnaps swazi rape orphans and forces them to watch the sad dog episode of futurama while monitoring their vital signs for $

exciting business venture: "toitoos" decorat your toilet with a variety of stock images. its a toilet tattoo. toitoo

In reply to Glenn Beck

@glennbeck i am a real wiccan libertarian and thank you. thank you. my premature daughter got brandamage because of obamas help care taxs

my last two post were virus, disregard thm

oops wrong accou5,nt

agent scully found me freezing to death at the mountaintop. "drink of my breastmilk, it's the only way youll live" she cries, and i say "ok"

justin beieber u SUX and your getting wrinkley old and gross. your a wreck and trash. fucking pig. fucking worm. hell is real #bieber

still waiting on that twitter verified status. i swear to god i am the real DJ Darkzide (the onyl vampire dj)

can i get a twiter verified account. im the guy on hgwy 23 who holds up the ad for that furniture store that went out of business 6 times

@buckethole Your Bad

In reply to bug_deal

@bug_deal hes the second thing. a bad person

http://bit.ly/9lcuCA WRANGLER UNVEILS ILLEGAL NEW AD CAMPAIGN

faerie blogs, faerie blogs, faerie blogs...

just inherited about 200 crude dog statues my grandma sculpted to scare Angels away from her propertyl,

EVERY POINT VALID AND INDISPUTABLE, perfect diction and posture, my flawless TED talk about snake vore silences thte trolls once and for all

Your search - diapertarian - did not match any documents. #maybenexttime

legalize my stench

In reply to wolf pupy

@babywolfpupy i cant find it sory

THE SUN THE MOON AND THE STARS ARE ALL TOO SMUG FOR MY LIKING

http://i.imgur.com/pITDW.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdAcvnmuvAQ

the last chilean miner emerges with two armfuls of coal, making all 32 of his colleagues look like Ass Holes

simpsons Kurdish

under the influence of my toilet

knuckles mashed into my ass cheeks at all timse. new media singularity or what have you

enough. i know you're all excited about your Mr Cool Ice 2010 calendars but do NOT post anymore spoilers aobut november and december

im a Fuckhead media specialist who wants to know 1 thing... WHAT makes twitter.com 'tick'

alrigth who shoved a pair of jeans into the chilean miners' airhole and got it stuck. that was a lousy gift

please don't use asterisks to censor words, they look like tiny assholes and make everything worse

"sorry sir. we cannot offer support for any non-standard operating systems" http://bit.ly/cyX2L7

did u know its poss. to get harlequin ichthyosis in just ur dick. i do

having a cocaine.mid ringtone does not make me a bad father.

is this.. the fabled web 3.0 #fuckingmonstrositysidebar #jesuschrist

You Look Like The Fuckin Kfc Man #tastefulinsults

wiccan lawyer

the Iranian parliament holding an assembly to watch the dance scene from Son of the Mask on a poor quality vhs tape and screaming at it

these shitty birdseed husks my canary rejected will make a fine Car

typically, you can extract aobut 10mg of bone marrow from a single owl pellet. mix with water and pour over nachos for free instant meal

desperately trying to start a conversation at dragoncon by flaunting a timepiece

contaminant fucker

BEGGING AND PLEADING TO THE JANITOR TO LET ME FUCK HIS DISGUSTING MOP

ass life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRA5x5g6fo8

9/30/10 - CONTENTS OF DIAPER - THE USUAL; SHIT 'N' PISS-- 1 EGG I LAYED

http://www.utexas.edu/law/calendar/2010/09/28/8909/

kick birdseed into my neck as i tumble down a muddy staircas e into a pile of fluorescent lightbulsb while 100 tiny shits rolldown my pant

http://www.buttheadcovers.com/tiny-pig.html sombody please buy me this for next years 9/11

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Only the Kramer is no good mother fucker

"tomorrow the sun will turn into shit and rain toxic death upon every human" -george carlin cobain nietzsche LXIX

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Obaba is costing this Nation casualties just by waging his tongue It is Johnston all over again

*rides a segway through a monolith labeled Drugs & Alcohol , destroying it.*

in order to get to the bottom of the SEXTING craze, goerge stephanopolis takes a shit on a teens chest #NEWmedia #oldmedia #moralfocus

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@dril you look like an old penis!

http://tinyurl.com/38xm9um the blood will set u free

dog abuse 小狗的悲劇(3D animation)

warning: shrek brand cadmium contains shards of broken glass

BEGRUDGINGLY EXPLAINING THE JERKOFF MANIFESTO TO ANOTHER CONCERNED MEDIA OUTLET

DONT LOOK AT M E *pathetically wipes filthy ass with a post it note * TURN AROUND DONT LOOK

join the resistance. mosque_puncher@fartmail.com

"corky romano: Storie's" a dvd release of short films that focus on ancillary characters of the corky romano universe. sept. 23. msrp $39.99

it was just a dream... *notices bed is covered in Pogs and Pog Memorabilia* ..or WAS it?

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@petsmart bought & did what you told me too. Less than a month later, dead Guinea pig & an upset child. Thanks.

@PetSmart Question: can rats lick

CAN GOD RESPECT GROUND ZERO SO MUCH THAT EVEN HE CANNOT BUILD A MOSQUE ON IT

http://bit.ly/aC0hVF vile footage exhumed from Apache Chief Geronimo's cursed grave

One Million Strong Agsinst God Hateing Diaper Man

http://i4.ytimg.com/bg/gJUGbv5vqAHxfFUry8nbMA/140.jpg?app=bg&v=4bce40b5 this shall adorn m y fucking tombestone.

In reply to Brian

@beebee880 fox news network (FNN) a nd al-jazeera and bbc2.

feeling down??? http://i.imgur.com/cwgRO.jpg

"grouse pandy"

the Original bad boys!! the Best, the very greatest. That's right folks, ive got the Whazzup Budweiser Men on board to film 17 short films

imma misogynistic hopeless romantic whsoe tolerance for mainstream pdf readers can be described as " scant"

rude ass. upgradable to hell ass. upgradable to Satan ass. upgradable to chaos ass. upgradable to マスター (Masutā)-infinity ass

genderless milf`s

@truthstampede please fix your image so The American Flag isn't getting stepped on. Im usmc you fucking worm.

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who is smarter the Lion or Humans? Lions have survived for ages with nothing, humans we need air condition

"ah, but you are merely a parasite. and some day this little labyrinth you created will collapse before you find the exit." -animefucker_x10

angle of god... calling u

In reply to Kula Bocca 🐽

@hambeef Yes

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Last American combat troops leave Iraq. I think President George W. Bush deserves some credit for victory.

im not your real uncle #nightmarerevelations

JSUTIN BIEBER COVERED IN TURDS AND PISS AT THE JUGGALO GATHERING FESTIVAL-- WOULD NOT ALLOW HIM TO PERFORM-- OH THIS IS HORIBLE #HELP

westboro baptist church head to the forest to picket the site of a fallen tree

In reply to wolf pupy

@babywolfpupy MMMMMMMMMM~~~~~~~~~~~~

projects for Q4 2010-- michael cera's face tattooed on top of my regular face

please lord my god contact a real life Japanese person so he can help m;e with my scott pilgrim fan translation project.

CLICK ON MY BIG DUMB DICK TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY USELESS NEWSGROUP

Join us for "Goodbye Cathy: 34 Years Of Laughs", located in Pittsburgh's famous Motel 6 Rumpus Room, the event will conclude with my suicide

30+ YEARS OF CATHY ABRUPTLY HALTED-- LATEST VICTIM OF CORPORATE ELITE'S WAR AGAINST POPULIST INSUBORDINATION #OPPRESSION #BETRAYAL #ARTDEATH

went to sons baptism. i yeled "Not so fast Champ" and punched the priest & spalshed holy water around. i lost my child in the ensuing chaos

im kel from kenan and kel show. support rand paul for senate or ill put the screw in the tunna.

http://www.cornbird.com/goods/draw/hommers.png the hommers

gotta get these tuerds out of my mustache before the cops come

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fuck the inceptiopn movie.

brown elvis

somebody send me .xml file detailing the satanic rituals that Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries employs to retain his eternal beauty

winner of the 2010 teen choice award??? Inappropriate clothing and disgraceful behavior. Again. #tcot

aint nothin in the bible against diapers

In 1998 I Encountered What I Blieved 2 Be A Malicious Presence.I Poped My Tony Hawk Dsk In2 My PSX And Let Loose With Da Best Moves. It died

California Tea Party to Use Dogs to Harass Muslim

"buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf

GIRLS SHOUD BE MADE TO WEAR A SPECIAL BADGE ON THEIR PRO-FILES SO I CAN FUCK THEM EASYER

u go through life thinking the man wears the diaper. but at what point does the diaper wear the man. #diapermaster

BILY JOEL ROCKS MY HEART AND SOOTHES MY SOUL - FINAL ANSWER REGIS - AS I LAY DYING

ever since i changed my gametap id from "diapermaster" to "CoolBryce" a world of doors have opened up to me.

there are two type of people in this world, people who know binary and mpeople who win the special olympics because there retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov7TLhM7sOE

Some Teens Don't Think It's 'Hip' To Undergo Female Circumcision. I Think That's Whack.

my walk in closet with the frogger arcade cabinet is a No Liberal's Allowed Zone

my multinational trolling firm has jsut posted pictures of barking dogs on gerber brand baby food's forum for babies

need $1000 to tstart a Dog Gym . support local busness. i want to start a Dog Gym

http://www.wholesale-dress.net/images/201007/1279062232632831559.jpg my shirnt and floor

#5wordsbeforesex IM GONA FUCK

rip Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, my favorite sienfeld character

A Dog Join Kurdish Tribe For A Dirty Dance .

"u women need 2 get the fuck out of there i would marry a iranian girl but i would make her wear clothes made in 2010 not aladdin clothes"

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Red Lobster Biscuits are #1

http://i.imgur.com/4KRjB.jpg

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shoutout
@dril

i can eat as much burger king i want w/o geting fat, sorta like how babies can breathe underwater because theyre pure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxjOMDgFZE my girfriend latest victim of disgusting bp oil spil

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Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man's efforts have been futile. Gulf lawmakers designate today Day of Prayer for solution/miracle

mmorpg based on 90s grunge life

need a virginity restoration spell for rats

a sterling silver olympic trophy filled with piss labeled "My Death"

Yeah!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im Doing it!!! Im experiencing 3d

me and my fat cousin are gonna tackle e3 gonzo style with a series of choreographed blogs an;d im rolling out a face book for gamers.

any 1 know where the bannasa are. i promise im not moneky president. if u know where the bana are emale me at the_ape_potus@whitehous.gov

"You Like To See Homos Naked" Joe Dirt

i hop the world cup isnt painted with cadmium unlike some other cups that will remain nameless.

welp, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. *removes heart and lungs*

"dear policeman: i am god" etched into the back of my sweater vest

i makte that inteligent jew asuka humble

if ur biebermeter has a reading of less than 150 Bµ then why hte FAUk am i even talkin to u

nude palestinian grandpa with micropenis tazed by BP oil executives in scuffle involving megan fox's $100,000 iphone; blogoverse implodes