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@GregWHoward I agre. Obama is gay as fuc%. Im not gay either. Thank you

mint wine

ill vote for the candidate who promises to make masturbating in haunted houses illegal

"the ass show me that i can only fuck it." - a legendary fireman who died

@WholeFoods Thank you so much, after feeding my grandson your ALL NATURAL, ORGANIC food & grain we have noted a sharp decrease in his autism

#4wordsthatleadtosex BEST custom license plate

please god my lord let thtere be an all beavis spin off

@AGentleBrees gogle is in deep trouble since they used picture of my patented 2012-ready wiccan runestone arrangements without permission

evry young man MUST receive a cupbox at the age of 17 to carry his favorite cups around and to give him a valuable lesson in responsibility

In reply to Kula Bocca 🐽

@hambeef i love him thank you

#ourfriendshipendedwhen you laced my oatmeal with shrek glasses

pigmail will replace email in 2010

im inventing a new kind of bird seed out of sand and waste

Another Jeans Rant.

slave to Woke retweeted

Going to JoBerg to give a speech on new marketing & social media. They like what I'm doing here. Little do they know I'm fully winging it.

@Huggies are there any plans to release The Jeans Diaper in an adult man`s size. thank you #jeansdiaper

im making this canon whether u like it or not
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5806451/1/the_ventura_twins

revamped. reloaded. ready to roll. austin 4.0. blasting directly to dvd may 2016. too randy for theatrers

all t he babes from the old movies will be in it. the dad from the third one will be in it. austin 4.0. do i make you oscar baby

we got myers. seth. verne. all ready to put on their costums and entertain u. think youre ready?? absolutely not. austin 4.0

careful. this three ring binder contains mny gentleman's disquisition on moé ass and cunt

#ghettospellingbee spell Ownage C-A-R-L-O-S-M-E-N-C-I-A (rip)

if u consider yourlsef part of Grit Culture just because you r dog shed all over your shirt then get the F.O. and dont comeback

I CAN PAINT CELTIC RUNES AND WICKED SPACESHIPZ ON YOUR PET SCORPION FOR 10,00 YUAN

slave to Woke retweeted

RIP Richard Dunn

cadmium? i drink cadimum all the time. perfectly natural. maybe those 100000 children died because theyre too dumb to deserve shrek glasses

fail blog has gotetn WAY too political for my tastes

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getting an acount on twitter

congress members fighting over who can scream "halo 5" the loudest, until a senior member stands up and yells "halo 6", infuriating them all

" my arthritic balls and cum "

i licked a pumpkin dtoday #thinspo

i have been advised not to ascend to the spirit plane in my sissy dress and #diapers

the very best on line wife`s ass

tgifridays has temporarily taken the "dennis poppers" off of their menu. out of respect

aide to BArraack0 "Virgin" hussame nobadman cuaght buying toilet paper... wow ! wonder whatz going on in the white house. T Cot. #tcot

barak "diapers" obama too busy scrubbing the litle oil spill birdies to wipe the tar of disrespect from the souls of our mem day troop #tcot

http://www.fanfiction.net/Star_Wars_and_Halo_Crossovers/8/1342/ Thank u

all new simposns this week. theyre finally gonna tackle Tim Allen. with guest star tim allen. this ones tv 14 so watch out

In reply to repulsiveﷺ

@CBoyardee http://shrek.wikia.com/wiki/Guns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLtCs-F46I

slave to Woke retweeted

egg

legalize pubic hair in playstaton (PSX) games

im going to watch homer simpson sing the beer song on you tube. does anyone care to join me

check out these Pig Kickers *rolls pant leg up to reveal an elaborately decorated cowoby boot that goes up the entire leg*

"100% Percent Too Bad" wont fit on my license plate, will it. well i think ill be buying license plate elsewhere than. *hangup*

Grief Stricken Babe Ass

us siamese twins need to stick together

myabe the people WITHOUT fetal alcohol syndrome are the ones with the so called "disorder"

i have a life, thank u.

@glennbeckgirl dont you dare insult ebert chicago.

turn on howard stern. he is talking to a policeman habout how tough their job is and that we are proud of him

we;ll its time for me to pick the scabs off of what i not-so-affectionately refer to as my "Fail Dick"

#
tantrafee
holy shit... this pug is to fat !! i am sorry with him...
3 months ago

are u ready for mothersday i am. http://tinyurl.com/2chgrdp

when i changed my name from "jared" to "jaryd" it was a declaration that im done following the rules. many tears, but also strength

uk elecitons in full force!! lib dems vs Chavs; vote now and google the HECK out of ron paul

"the only way to go is retro." - demonius dark blade, 30 minutes ago

level 55 arcane stevia eater

if my Marmaduke internship doesn't pan out i will have nothing. Nothing

wearing a belt + big texas belt buckle as necklace?? why ahasnt anyone thought of this before. i must be the smartest man on earh

im just a Hispanic male who loves looking at pictures of bluejeans. i have a tough road ahead and a long ways 2 go in my life

slave to Woke retweeted

I have been advised not to go to the #teaparty in my sissy dress and #diapers :/

imma newmedia grassroots teen marketing consultant prick fucek. ah a new tcot friend.! ill just ignore his goatman avatrar

horse d'oeuvres #barnyardsnack #tcot #agony

http://www.youtube.com/genesislistener The Genesis Listener

can we all please affix "#justforfun" to the tweets that aren';t meant to be taken seriously. this would really cut down on the mishmash

im ganna get all indigniant and huffy like a BItch anw way!!!!!!!! dont wanna eat This Dinner!! im a Teen for life

@Zoomie2000 agreed. i live in az and my islam handicape neighbor is always asking me about his welfare check. and all i do is sigh #tcot

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/222/a/5/RIP_Bernie_Mac_by_Miserycat.jpg close my eyes and start 2 pray if only god could let u stay

justin bieber's puckered asshole nurses a fat turd as he squats defiantly at the edge of a sulfurous crater labeled "the recording industry"

#TshirtSlogans all musliums boycott dogfood

In reply to Eukanuba

@Eukanuba post twitter update on ramidad but not easter Sunday???? its obvious now where your alliances lie, i wil boycott your subpar grit

slave to Woke retweeted

Unbelievable, Outrageous“Whether we like it or not,we remain a dominant military superpower”-Obama
YES,Mr.Pres,we LIKE knowing we r strong

mate...ya got a hole in your head

YOU TUBE POOP VERSION OF WIKILEAKS' "COLLATERAL MURDER" AVAIBLE ON I TUNES..............

slave to Woke retweeted

#tcot

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#7165279" target="_blank">http://translationparty.com/#7165279 #tcot

#Zodiacfacts if yourre a #taurus! get a life

#ZodiacFacts black people are all #Gemini

#ZodiacFacts #Saggetaearrius (sp? i dont know? the crab one?) are the best golfers but they can't drive or something

#Zodiacfacts #scorpio women have two ass holes

slave to Woke retweeted

Jesus I Love You is a trending topic??!! wow i guess there's more hope than i realized..

Thirsty Men Dot Coum.. Finally A Place Where I Can Meet UP With Local Thirsty Men And Boys

In reply to KFC

@kfc_colonel i hate to bother u mr colonel, but could you please tell me where kfc gets the famed Bucket

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-AC8AYAuAE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGzfk2-pKFk dam! need 3d glass!

slave to Woke retweeted

loves April Fool's Day. Just loves it.

shit hater

the mayor has erected another insulting effigy of me (myself) foir the local children to hurl stones and urine upon. lost my vote bitch

iran suports team coco or what have you. goodnight

Pope Fuckes 200 Deaf Boys. Bet ya hes tired..! #justforfun #gags

no soup for YOU gaben newwel

i have it. the ultimate pushup

like these curtains?? 100% japanese denim. like my shoes?? 100% japanese denim. wanna bite of my sandwich? 100% japanese denim. #tcot

because of the RECESSION, "Ice Capades" has been cancleled and replaced by SHITcapades and PISScapades. just kidding

gah. the decal maker fuckged up my order again. now corey haim will never rest in peace http://tinyurl.com/yh6r2eg

bob costas found hung with the word "FED" carve in to his chest #iamamotherfucker

AVATAR didnt win enough oscars, please supporrt independent film maker james cameron b y cutting your oscar statue in half (if you have one)

@Snapple "Phenylalanine"? Hasn't that been proven to cause autism in lab pigs

@Iams why should i pay $9 a bag for miscellaneous slaughter grit when my animals seem to thrive off of my leftover pizza crusts

just found out tthat cultural revolutionary Bill Maher is just another worthless pothead. is there any hope left in this earth

Coach Klein: Nice suit! #WaterboyWednesday

Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O. #WaterboyWednesday

[Bobby chases Grenouille, screaming, then ramming and tackling him hard to the ground]
Coach Klein: [in amazement] Wow! #WaterBoyWednesday

Dan Fouts: The waterboy just needed some water!
Brent Musburger: Wow Dan, did you come up with that all by yourself? #WaterboyWedesnday

My Regular Life And My Ocean's Eleven Fanfiction Life Have Collided In A Horrible Fire Ball

the IRS plane man died so that people like doug would stop taking $ from the average joe citisen.

if your in anonymous please help me destory "zepplindoug777"s life with a meticulously devised terror campaign or somethig

do not buy handicap parking decals from "ZepplinDoug777", they are fake and the cops will still bust u!!!!!

petition to invalidate benchmarsk that're located precariously close to dangerous ethnics #geocachingmishaps

every time indie film maker rick james gets kick off an airplane i boycot anohter fucker hollywood mainstream garbage pot

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/16/cpac-organizers-try-turn-hip-quotient-video-games-rap/ herse something uplifting & inspirational

"i am deeply sorry but do not let this freak incident fool you, the uroclub is still a fine product a nd it is a 'hole in one'." -tigerwoods

im gonna eat this whole sack of potatoes by my self #AntiLent

PASSIVE AGGRESESIVELY UNFOLLOWING ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AWFUL POSTS IS A BULL SHIT MOVE

kev smith i support u and that air line had no right to charge u for the poopstain u left smeared across two seats

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/40/12807bm.jpg

a gun that is also a boomerang

missed connections: the bone - head who dropped an entire slice of pizza on my brand new Craig Martin`s ( wow yourw a tough guy )

justin biber STILL hasnt wresponded to my Gonzo literature concerning the false link between hiv and aids

rip dr phil

i found a pill in the grass. i think it was a drug pill. i called "911". good luck all

In reply to Maybe Tim Heidecker

@timheidecker http://i.imgur.com/48Zn1l.jpg

Super Boll Picks??? thoguht youd never ask. gonna go with "The Burton Bigbirds" and "Horse"

#2wordsforvday @@@ NO CHAVS @@@

#2wordsforvday Watch Bruce (willis)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/526364 ground hogs day stink and i hate that animla.

heres a good joke i just heard liborant equals deodoranf for liberals because they stink

slave to Woke retweeted

Liborant = deodorant for liberals, they stink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHuZmv58-Zk gorgeous. wonderful

cant wait to get back to iraq and blast some ragheads-- itll be just like halo but with less lag #tcot #nowTHATSghetto #nowplaying #bun

outrage in the midle east as wealthy oil barons trade daughters for new 3d tvs only to disocver that glasses are required for full experence

petition to remove 'nude" from the curseword blacklist on teenzone cyberscrabble

does anyon know if robert mugabe have a twitter site

slave to Woke retweeted

Listening to a podcast.

obama's ban on clove cigarettes has affected me Spiritually

http://tinyurl.com/y8acs8j donated several hundred of these badboys to the haitian gov in their time of need.. do your part #iran

vin diesel as the Tooth Fairy??? Now I've seen every thing.

can;t believe people still try to rile me up in the year 2010

im a millionair and im going to pay blizzardgames $9.9bil on the stipulation that they put pornos in diabo 3

In reply to here

@rekingb u are a Coward of the lowest ordr, in Usmc we owuld poison dogs like u, trolling alter my heart rtyhem and i can die from it

i jsut indie developed a hot new tiwtter mod that lets u put more than 140 characters in a post, if u want it sen me $9, my email is craig@b

WEL DESPITE FREE SPCH LAWS IM STIL NOT ALOUD TO PRACTICE SARGING TECHNIQ ON UGLY WMEN AT PETSMART - I AM SO TORN UP OVER THIS - SOM1 CALL ME

http://tinyurl.com/y9cg7dc I AM very exicted to be living in a 3-d world in the yr 2010. the OFFICIAL start to the new millanium

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アフロサムライ。映画化！！GONZOが作るのかな？

boycott hanes underware #boycott #GonzoTweet #activism #iran

Hanes dumps Charlie Sheen ads... fuck you hanes, you never battled a real d emon have you, you dont know what life is, make me sick, fuck of

boot rust

god shaped hole found on piss stained miracle mattress

absolute mustard ass

neurotoxic pig bone spores

legitimately undesirable mousetrap grit (wasn't asked for)

mostly forgettable pinecone remains

unemployable crab husk shit

so, noobs, any last words beofre i officially change my first and last name to "Logen" and drive my car off a cliff? I though so.

http://cornbird.com/goods/kfcbird.htm shocking expos%nbsp(5. lets see big gov. sweep this one under the ruck.

michael CRAPSon

wait i fucked that up. its suppose to be "good cheers to my friends, and this Year - best luck and thank you" and then i raise my botle

In reply to DURIAN BEAST

@kwwrr no it very good.

http://cornbird.com/goods/oscars2010.htm please review and critique.

In reply to The Iron Sheik

@the_ironsheik please humble comedian Robin Williams for his mediocre performance in the heartwarming family comedy "Old Hogs"

happy birthday " horus the sun god"

FOR CHRIST MAS I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATIONALIZE MY DESTRUCTIVE SELF HATRED AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY FAIL TO SUCCEEd at anything whatseoever thankyou

for christmas i got a broken pair of "tweezers" and a "tweezer repair kit", which is also broken

took failblog to court for putting puicture of my dick up, settled for $6. a victory, because im worht far less than that

#threewordsforyou lucasarts is my ass and toilet

#threewordsforyou starwars is my ass and toilet

slave to Woke retweeted

In Calif,had blast w/William Shatner,gig w/him airs tonite on Conan.Honored 2 have Wounded Warriors in studio audience=TRUE American heroes-

"I love him. Thank you" - fucking idiot senator Chuck Grassley (IA-R) on the death of the honorable Mr. Ayatollah

more trouble in the middle east as the islamic world struggles to find the new muslim pope

Grand "Ayatollah" Montazeri found dead on bathroom floor, among playing cards and discarded insurance brochures with conspicuous tooth marks

http://www.cornbird.com/goods/draw/diaperbrothers.png horrible

In reply to leigh mcG

@Leiigghh i dont like fuckers.

donate $78 to the " micropenis" awareness fund for a orange micropenis ribbon to show your support for micropenis. i have it

In reply to Kula Bocca 🐽

@hambeef love too get a bite on that. thank you for sharing

i am renouncing my status as" south park republican dad" inorder t o embrace a working form of dre3w carey libertarianism ( dad)

just like the time my buddy " chustin " Ate Shit on that ramp we made out of horse bones

#uknowuneedlotion not only does it smooth you put it on your hands to prevent, swine and bird; amoung other things, thank you

bug off my posts

youll know whehn it happens

fuck of

#youbeblownwhen you run into some five figure intern in the executive washroom

its official - beloved entertainer "bernie mac" has passed away at the tender age of 17. goodby

#AmexAlicia prray for my aids uncle

Cart Man

#AmexAlicia i HATE the aid bug

#red for aids tuesday i will guarantee a 5% decrease in worldwide hiv infections by kkeeping my filthy dick out of the pacific ocean

In reply to leigh mcG

@Leiigghh meat is murd .

i think its terrible that criminals are encouraging our more gullible members of society to celebrate the propagation of the vile aids virus

I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: jackson, 1958-2009, michael - http://w33.us/3kq0

consumeralert: at least one butterball turkey has been stuffed with the shrunken head of an assassinated african dictator. be care full.

http://cornbird.com/ useles

In reply to DURIAN BEAST

@kwwrr im glad you quit Aim You FUcking Shithead

In reply to @R_Dawkinsdotcom

@Richard_Dawkins disgusting.

#bestfeeling Jerk of

#worstfeeling my as

#worstfeeling dying of dehydration caused by diarrhea in a third world nation ravaged by warfare with no doctors #bestfeeling halo 4 odst

#worstfeeling When Its Just To Much #bestfeeling Justright!

In reply to Bill Maher

@billmaher http://i38.tinypic.com/2vvrrrr.jpg

In reply to momlogic

@MomLogic Child rape is never ok.

http://bit.ly/4hwzxV bblame the Owner not the Breed

http://bit.ly/1vIUb7 end racisn. black power

who cares about patrick swayze he hasnt even done anything for like a year

video footage of obama taxing an innocent dog. shameful #kanyewest

Sept 11: it is a testament to the resolve of our nation that the nine one one towers are still standidng upright and intact to this very day

please join me in welcoming the great "miles davis" to twitter.com http://twitter.com/milesdavis

in melrose, new mexico a young woman found a 'cursed' mouse skull in an unspecified variety of "utz" brand snack foods. beware of this

the air is rusty and im dead

In reply to Danny DeVito

@Danny_DeVito http://bit.ly/ZUtnO /> mm

nasty trap spray

"jamie lee curtis" #signedtoyoungmoney

maybe when hte myth buster finally decide to tackle blood diamond slavery, maybe THEN ill bother to tivo their shitty show.

in the end, i dont even care if the movie "Alladin" was made up. It was a stupid movie anyway.

im talkin about Boy Shit, stuff that lil peenypoppers like you wouldnt understand, no w go home before you done get hurd!!!!!!!

In reply to Kula Bocca 🐽

@hambeef *Rough.

#ufc101 Get Big

im finally fat as hell Its About Time "Its About Time" #itsabouttime

#itsuckswhen stupid presidents hide there birth certificate...

#itsuckswhen my daughter gets mad at me for refusing to pay for her dental work

In reply to Hi.

@cupcaek congratulatons on your $80. tool

http://bit.ly/10CbFu /> very intresting, very informative , but becareful watching this film because it is cursed

#InterestingDevelopments:do not purhcase Hatfield Quality Meats as they contain a rare pigment alloy that turrns your skeleton bones black

WHo in their right nerve is selling M Jackson ticket to the funeral, le tthe man rest in peace, Relax!!!

police are finding lots of Bad Food, theyve been yanking it otu of the ocean for about 10 minutes now on the news, i pray for the families

i was recently forced to sell my eyebrows to a cancer patient just so i could afford a string to tie my broken skull togehter #freemarket

covering my floors in industrial strength dog poison concocted in some rapists bathtub in south africa and sold for 0.002 USD per litre

In reply to Jess Loren

@casino666 i signed up on twiter to fight for proud causes; YOu signed up to find another venue for your pathological waste speech; And you

In reply to Jess Loren

@casino666 Whered YOu Get Such a moth

if youre sick of Incest, please support Anti Incest by changing your avatar red. if your avatar already has green tint then please remove it

once again i apologize

ue to shit on them.

M Jackson Your Rapes Are Forgiven, in death you are no olnger bound by your disgusting criminal actions, Also I Like "The Moonwalk"

badboy Michael Jackson Rip 1958-2009 "Deth" http://tinyurl.com/l7atle #dead #iranelection #michaeljackson

RT OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2 #michaeljackson Suport Iran Fucker

RT OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2 #michaeljackson #michealjackson #deadrip

OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2

In reply to Hi.

@cupcaek no

no