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Prisoners are producing gallons of low quality semon "On the dole". WE are FED UP with being SUCKED OFF by crooks & conmen. At long last sir

In reply to mountain mama

@secretpoodie they have a "System"

guy gets 10 for armed robbery. tax payer is on the hook for $5mil so he can be rehabilitated. instead he jacks off all day. Is this justice?

this talk about big bubba & jareds footlong is conjecture. its a old wives tale. the real problem in jails is all the masturbating going on

In reply to UberFacts

@UberFacts bull shit

criminals who are allowed to masturbate during jail sentences "have it too easy " and are basically the luckiest guys on the planet

Its 4am folks. Time to make 1000000

In reply to iPad Expert

@ByYourLogic @Tetradugenikid

In reply to poodie

@itspoodieagain 1

Oh you like my Music? Wanna kiss my mouth on the fuckin lips? Is that interesting to you? Is that interesting? Good luck with your White ass

Oh you wanna show up at my office, take a swing at me in the parking lot? Wanna knock the hoagey out of my hand? Make me puke by hitting me?

Dog Bows to Bible - What this little dog did to the holy book of God will knock your shit out of your ass hole.

i believe the island boys are a sort of "Blue man group" where its just a rotating cast of guys who look like that

itd be funny if a troll tired to "Own" me by leaking my DMs & only prove that i had sex before anf i get laid even more because theyre good

i would like to announce that my twitter account has been made in to the official twitter account of the Hand Job

while you were busy poisoning your soul with spectator sports i was in my house jacking off face down in my bed

people here will claim to have never liked Mickey Mouse, despite him being a time-tested Classic. All I can do is shake my head. #DuhWinning

In reply to jerry juicy icy

@dangerousneil He completely lost the plot!

im the only man to put on the CIA invented "Heart attack diaper" and live

Im begging you! Please stop Quote Tweeting the Senator's nudes just to "Dunk" on him! Hes getting HARD from the attention! Hes whacking off!

Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!

if your web site asks me for a coupon code i will never not put "RUDY" in the son of a bitch

ufos are becoming smarter.....

In reply to McDonald's UK

@McDonaldsUK I wont a ham burger mate!!! Oi! This is wank!

In reply to laura lux 🦖🪐

@DarthLux Well thats just plain goofy.

The dog who played scooby doo in the scooby doo movie was a girl dog & you can see its pussy in some of the scenes. And everyones ok w this?

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On Second Life

there's it

In reply to melanie

@fruitcontent Hmmm nope!!!

In reply to slave to Woke

Howd you like a piece of my ass hole , douche bag boy. Shut up

Dont like getting the middle finger? Then dont show me bull shit

whose freon-huffing uncle is picking these fucking sidebar articles

"What those planes did was wrong"
- @ DRIL

In reply to David Bowie Official

@DavidBowieReal NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cant sit still knowing this year's 9/11 is on a CHURCH day!! Very excited

some fucking Karen pooped in the elevator

She died bedause they dishonoured BREXIT

oi guv the old bird pissed it. I will miss her . Fuck

@womenlover007 im so sorry that happened to you. But this is some Insane content

looking through my expertly curated feed for something nice

need an investor to help me open a chain of restaurants which absolutely must be named "Asian Taco Bell"

Ooohhhh my portfolio !!!!!!!!!

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This site sucks my homeless testicles.

which of you nasty pigs gave me fucking covis. Bastard

screw around like a bitch and i well show you why they call me MR.Wuhan

#ifjoebidenshowedupatmydoor I would explain to him the finer points of Malthusian economics!! Then I would show him my Cock!!!

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@TheRock What's your way in life ? #RockTalk

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Studying is boring I wanna play some pc games...........!

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I dont care about anything when I start playing games the u just play it

In 1980, audiences delighted in watching the Blues Brothers ravage a shopping mall with a car. Today, we understand they were wrong to do so

as the only person on this web site to ever have sex , its up to me to set the record straight when some lunatic claims the Clitoris is real

1. all pussys are equally taut. this is not up for debate
2. many old world cultures consider loose pussys to be a sign of "Blessed harvest"

when long covid effectively neuters me by making my dick smaller, i plan on becoming a more humble. Graceful creature

Fuck the fans! Fuck the fans!!

last night i had a vision of a pope in jeans. Clean, white as the holy spirit, perfect, angellic jeans #TrumpStoleTheDocs

some yuppy shit stain just gentrified sadaam husseins spider hole into an allergen-free omniracial Thoughtspace & honestly? im smiling of it

i brought my fossilized pilgrim shit onto antique roadshow and they were all aorund class acts. im sorry it wasnt good enough to put on tv

the harlam shake SUCKS!

perhaps big bubba and trump could end up in the same minimum security facility. but that would run contrary to conventional big bubba lore

we are living in a world where they will execute you with a blade laced in pigs blood for trying to make the movie "Bad santa"

my ass cheeks look like brains and my brain looks like an ass cheek

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Such it Trebek!

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Oh My Balls!

name any crime and i will tell you how I could easily avoid being the victim of it in 2 seconds

im a netflix executive and if i go onto your feed and see shit that has less than 50 likes i will NEVER hire your ass!! delete that SHIT!!!

Celebs are sucking & fucking each other like never before. But still no justice for those who are getting the most sucked & fucked: The Fans

"what if among us was squid game" - DRIL

they are letting people vomit in the aisle s of the once great Sears department store! they are letting people get NUDE

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fuckinn//

fuck my ass hole

it Sucks, its bullshit, its stupid, but you Love to see it

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Now dat i hav an account! How da hell does this thing work????

"ohh i caught you posting cringe you posted Cringe i got you i caught you" Yes bitch. And i make $100 a month doing it.

its true. your more likely to die in a car wreck going 60 mph than 100 mph "hit the gas before ya crash" the law of 100

me and the boys run the most hated content house in all of tinsel Town. all we do is cuck each other by accident and forgive each other

guy who invented Prayer: This is so sick. Im going to get so much free shit from god. This is the cleanest scam yet. So glad I invented this

my Rat Chant:
Begone, RAT!
You disgrace my home!
I will not let you SHIT on my floor!
My power is beyond your comprehension!
Now, perish!

every day across this world; loving mothers are giving birth to millions of little babies who ARENT YOU!

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007観るお

Guess Ill Just Keep Drinking PISS!!!

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What's up, bitches? Yeah. I'm back.

We All Got That Friend Who Think Jumanji Is Real

oi you lot. The gas pricses have become quite fuck all

having $100 is Millionaire shit

movies are fucking dying and its time to open the dialogue on giving hollywood full access to the nastiest chemical/nuclear weapons on earth

if twitter wre a grocery store the aisles would be labeled shit like "LIes," and "Ignorance" instead of shit like green beans and diapers

everyone mad at me because US army allowed me to create "the MewTwo of pit bulls" using CRISPR. well if i didnt do it some other guy wouldve

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fixin to mow the lawn

I wouldnt enjoy doing it, but I would eat dog shit if it would increase my IQ by 1 point. Whos with me

i hope every one whose house is on fire today gets out safe

ikea still does not sell spittoons in year 2020. a crime against men who spit

if you think "spy Kids" is better than shakespere youre fucking stupid and me and my uncle would never hire you to work at our car wash

i really dont care what Yankee Doodle did when he went to town. His toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know about him .

"The Fyre Festival was actualy good! "
- Punished Dril

hovering over the apartment maintenance man with my pants down while he unclogs my toilet for the 4th time this week

ive taken shits that have more money than you you broke bitch

Much harder to make friends than enemies. My skill at the latter is improving.

(to sold out crowd at madison square garden) does any one remember the eat the poopoo video. he eat the poo poo? no?

Gamer Kiss Magazine wants to see your "Bitter game face" (the face you make when you are playing a sub par game) Get those pics in Lads.

if you are a HATER you have 24 hours to confess to being a hater and apologize and pull your pants down so every one can see your dick

In reply to slave to Woke

"I would have to take heroin to think this is good. I would need to disable 80% of my brain w/ toxic fumes" Well if you say this youre wrong

people are saying thw facebook meta thing is "Hideous/Atrocious" and "Fucking stupid shit" but i gave it a spin & its actually really good

i blast all the ufos easily and then you know what i do is i go in there and fuck the alein

In reply to @Ac0gMaster

@Ac0gMaster MIght stop giving a fuck all together.

i may be wrong, i may be stupid, i may have gotten my son murdered, but at least my clothes arent coverred in SHIT

In reply to poodie

@itspoodieagain im a Skank.

People seem to think im a kind of nasty, shitty dog based off the way my posts are treated like dirt. Covid has turned you all into monsters

In reply to Ezekiel

@egolvin the nasty porno is simply your reflection in the window my Man .

In reply to Ezekiel

@egolvin ???? Dont Know why im catching shit for this. Most blinds are famously hard to see through.

closing my blinds so the feds cant see me... then posting some shit like "hunter biden is jordan peterson if he drank urkel's Cool potion"

well i heard on the news theyre putting porno in star wars now. Two can play at that game, George. i ll stop watching your programs you Toad

if your movie or tv film dosent have Dolby it sucks fucking my dick

when ever i see someone own the olive garden on here i get excited & squash my fucking balls against the computer. but apparently thats bad?

Greeitngs, me and YoshiGod9 were just discussing which releases we consider to be "The Champagne of Gaming" . Would you care to join us

they call the book " 1984" because that's what my iq becomes when i read it....

all of the shit that happens in star wars is so smart

call your senator and the local news and tell them you wan't to see the snyder cut, of my posts

me and Alan are the only guys on here who are allowed to call the police when we get soft blocked

i must come clean. Last night i said the club was going nuts because the DJ started playing "Take me out to the ball game". This wasnt true.

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awawawaaw

just clicking my mouse a bit. having a look at my files

No..!! This Cant be happening! No!!!

i hope all the cartels i pitched nfts to arent mad at me

none of my followers think turds is good

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aoc

I am Donald "Penis" Trump, known & hated for my Inflammatory rhetoric, as well as my old mafia-style Racism. Looking forward to posting here

In reply to jerry juicy icy

@dangerousneil mirror just mirror

In reply to slave to Woke

only 5 copies left. lets get em out of here

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in having sex

i want to open the worst pub on earth called like "The Bull Dog's Cock" and get in trouble for tnot paying my employees

In reply to slave to Woke

and if you missed the last call for these signed hardcovers, you can still order here. i got a few dozen extra copies to unload https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

alright Gang, most of the books have arrived and ive started shipping out your orders . look forward to it within the coming weeks...

this is seriously my actual reaction when some Stoopid-ass hipster girl asks me what is my faovrite band .

none of your bios will ever be this good

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@faiz_athalla So , Fuck you to! man , Hahahaah!

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@faiz_athalla You such of Bad Boy man!

you boys with your pud in your hand waiting for the girls to wake up and post pics SORRY!! all you get for now are my posts Muta Fucka!!

bring me 1 gem, i promote you to Wiseguy. 2 gems ill promote you to Punk. 5 gems makes you Thug. for 10 gems i will promote you to Shit head

In reply to ''Steve''

@extranapkins can you believe they won all of that guys money

producing a tv show called "Fuck My Money" and it iwll be either a tv show or a movie. look for it

"put your Ass into my world for one second and you will kiss my nuts" - god

how do i morph

honter biden answer your phone i left metalGearErics game cube controller at your house and he is freaking out at me. he is in the hospital

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Mr.smile

you aint ever catching ME getting my "DICK" sucked... NO SIR!! eyes bugging out, ass cheeks twitching, making racist noises—none of that

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BAD DAY.........

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On a great teleconference right now with a great group of folks who R so gonna take this world by storm. I LOVE TWITTER!!

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contract was approved... over one billion $ over the contract

In reply to slave to Woke

72 is not even a lot of money

yeah make my license plate say "money 72" please durrr durrrr a-doy He-Haw! He-Haw! Stupid.

In reply to andrew

@intellegint @ursa_turbo @Lowenaffchen ohhh protect me

in many ways the blue guys from the avatar movies are like people. they are like us in many ways

the guy who invented the plunger said "i gotta find a way to suck the toilet off Pronto"

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www.IhaveaMillionDollar.com

the content i Crave

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hmmm.... panty job

its TGIF which means im imposing the Pussy Eater 's Challenge on to my page. its mostly self explanatory & if you fail it youre fucking dumb

I love quitting posting for like 4 months and coming back as an all-lowercase guy

when you say "Tickle Me elmo is not a gaming console", youre erasing the voices of everyone that beleives Tickle me Elmo is a gaming console

in terms of cop VS marine all the cop has to do is position himself behind the marine and arrest him for murder and its essentially over

i think if we give the cops enough of our money they will eventually prestige into a stronger type of cop that can defeat our own servicemen

my followers spend all day begging me to cum all over a napkin and take a picture of it. but when i actually do it, do they retweet me? No

if i buy a roulette table for my house will the boys promise to come over and play roulette ? OR should i fuck myself

what did Steve Jobs smoke to come up with all his famous ideas

(suddenly becoming very somber) no Woman should have to pay over $10 for a Brassiere.

you call this shit rotisserie chicken? I bet this shit hasnt even rotated 1 time in its entire life.

looks like i fucked up yet another date.. but when you get a phone call from "The Demented Dr. Pussy" you absulutely must answer it

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom one tear drop for every post u have been a Reply Guy to

user name "harambe_Poop" is selling false home owners insurance. beware of this

"SORRY BOYS!"
your cum tributes of me are highly inept, trite, and bogus. Futher more, they look like dog shit. Do better

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Help me sir

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good prices and all guaranteed original jeans paypal is a payment choice we offer

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if your looking for any particular levi or wrangler jeans from past to present day we may beable to help

nobody is respecting the classics. people would rather stab each other to death in the bathroom than respect the classics

College is back

oh you updated your privacy policy? very nice. i updated my privacy policy too which is to show you my ass and balls on purpose. Fuck you

I will never become a Mens barber. but I am allowed to admire their culture in any way that pleases me

I will shut the fuck up , IF, it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm

new idea "Golden money" some times when getting money you will get golden money instead which is worth 10x the amount of normal money

a mystery individual is going around telling girls he invented "The Ass Meme" . you must stop this immediately. only i am allowed to do that

girls will be like "i cant go out tonight! i have a pimple" and then they will get a face tattoo of Baloo from thre jungle book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ86nDD9AD0

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they done fucked up and made big bird "Woke"

if donald trump tried to drunk drive in front of me i would karate kick the keys out of his hand with perfect precision

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I hate mid-terms

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I think snipers are the deadliest person on the battlefield, you can never see the shot coming and the kill is most likely instant.

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Olive Garden in Iowa city

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RJH Creations@MenWhoRock

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Texting while driving is dumber than dumb.

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Driving while texting should be a criminal offense.

nobody b cares about my POSTS!! every one wants to suck my dick!! Im going to become a maga guy!!! Behave bitches! Behave!

In reply to life is amazing you better smile dont be scared

@idiotslug do not talk shit like this

regarding the pep boys. they look disgusting

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@kyAiisha9724

im new to twitter so can you tell me how to chat to the celebs

@dwayne_media It all so sucks Ass.

its me, dan Schneider & SirGamestop sitting in a hot tub taking turns sucking on a prosthetic foot and wondering when the Girls will show up

im the ceo and if you show up to my work with little pieces of poop on your tie YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !!

When they call Elvis "the king", i can only shake my head. As the only man I recognize as King is reformed pervert President Joseph R. Biden

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator @fruitcontent its some where between the grip and the barrel

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator @fruitcontent reading your posts is slave labor to me

In reply to melanie

@fruitcontent i can still hire you but only if you accept bobs big boy as payment

In reply to slave to Woke

and for all you stragglers out there who missed the deadline i ordered some extra copies. thats all. shutting the fuck up about this now

In reply to slave to Woke

well the response to this has been Fucking wild... there are a ton of orders for me to get through so please be patient!! Thank U!!

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THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE !! after today i will no longer accept any orders for deluxe hardcovers. act now or perish

https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

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only 1 MORE DAY to order a "PRICELESS" hardcover copy of my book with custom illustration...do not mess this up

https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

"The news is so fucked as of late. " - DiaperVoter

In reply to slave to Woke

to every one who thinks i will get in trouble for posting this.

my idea for adam is the water boy sequel called beer boy where he gives beer to the football player's

smokinh crack cocaine will turn you in to a dumb ass but it also has a 1% chance to turn you into a genius. thats how i become "KING"

only 1 MORE DAY to order a "PRICELESS" hardcover copy of my book with custom illustration...do not mess this up

https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

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you fuckas have only 2 days to order the deluxe edition of my good book "At least its not some NFT bull shit"

https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

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deluxe copies available only 3 more days so get those orders in... i will not shut the fuck up aobut this until then

https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

getting Shit engagement numbers all around. Thats saturday morning for you. My followers all have DUIs. Guess ill go fuck my self! Boo hoo!

experience the avatar blue person VR blow job - only at Sears department stores

guy who drinks pepto bismol every time he has to take a shit until the feeling subsides

deluxe copies available only 3 more days so get those orders in... i will not shut the fuck up aobut this until then

https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

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LAST CHANCE:
taking FINAL orders for Deluxe Hardcover Books
w/ autograph and personalized sketch
"Own The Legacy"
https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT..
ive defiled the books of hundreds of satisfied readers. on june 7th this offer is gone for good
https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

In reply to summer 🖕

@heaberald i aint cleaning up his messes in the after life

In reply to summer 🖕

@heaberald not my heaven

FYI if you were to be killed by Drunk Driver paul pelosi, or any heir of the noble Pelosi bloodline, youd enjoy a warriors death in Valhalla

i bring my own drink coasters and use them on the tables at burger King. Because im not a fuck boy piece of shit.

my biggest fear is that theres an earth quake while im jacking off and little pieces of cum start flyiyng into my mouth and all over my dog

In reply to @roline40

@rokine40 please send more Info i will see what's going on .

LAST CHANCE:
taking FINAL orders for Deluxe Hardcover Books
w/ autograph and personalized sketch
"Own The Legacy"
https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

ladys please step on my toxic male Ass! Go nuts stomping my ass out like a cigarette until I hate it! Until I think its a bad idea!

it truly does seems that most of people would put more trust into Gay lord focker, than Our lord father

tyoure on here scrutinizing my posts , while your girl is out Fucking curly from the three stooges

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Just doing stuff at home

girl...id buy u any bra on earth, even if it was $100, thats how much I care about our whole shit! GUess Im a real sick fuck, huh? Ya think?

Penis Rant - come see the all-time famous "Penis Rant"

ants

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কমলা সুন্দরীর নাচ https://twitter.com/oldmen345/status/1508040496756985862/video/1

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 @matthewgoldin @robinhatch in the fucked up world of golf , last place is actually good

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch let the record show , always and forever

i have obtained Seth's Ape. i will be usinbg him to co-host my new tv show that is basically jack ass but fake

" Is it just me, or is SQUID GAME getting to be a little too close, to real life? " — © COPY RIGHT 2022 @Dril — "That's money in the bank"

uhhhhh????? no idea

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Thursday's episode is our last, and what happens in it is up to you. Depending on your path, your story's conclusion could feature performances by @JAdomian, @Sophartso, @oneamyzimmer, @sarahlindish, and @dril. Get caught up and make your final decision: http://chowder.city https://twitter.com/ChowderTourism/status/1528512874531827712/video/1

ralph_of_x_box told me "the best damn sports show period 2" is coming out in 2023

i take the stage. my red penis tip sticks out of my waistband; little bit of piss coming out. "I will end all politics-based attacks of me."

manifesting not getting my ass kicked b y saying "i hope i dont get my ass kicked today" and getting my ass kicked regardless

my landlord gave me a call and told me the turds coming from my apartment seemed unusually thin. we then discussed turd strategy for 3 hours

In reply to Mr Bean

@MrBean i lost $900000 on this shit trhe instant your goofy ass got involved. you fucked me Bean

world governements are calling diarrhea the "shit of the future" as it is faster to poop out; causes less wear and tear on pipes & plumbing

the nyt is giving me $10000 to write about the time i lied face down and cried while dogs humped me until i cummed in my pants 100% flaccid.

In reply to TheDiaperDynamo

@TheDiaperDynamo but if i do that i will make $0 from it

Many scientists agree that in the near future you wull soon be able to be sucked off by a gadget or a gizmo, instead of a woman.

Up & coming comedian hits my dms, says I'd like to workshop some bits w/ you. Lets rap. Then he shows me his penis. 600th time this happened

taking 3.5 million foot and mouth disease infected pigs and burying them alive in a massive landfill in sotuh korea. Good or bad

And now it seems that even my own followers cannot resist pelting me with ad homenim dog shit.

marijuana did columbine

In reply to slave to Woke

does that make me a nasty guy? Maybe. I just shrug and say "Fuck you" and "Fuck yourself"

my attitude is generally over all an "I dont give a fuck" attitue

i had do to it do him

@dwayne_media i am sending my passport and car keys to this man

In reply to slave to Woke

all of these people want to help me for Free. what a wonderful community

ive generated over 100,000 wordles in my head and completed them easily. what more can i say of it

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom Just playing. Have a Twisted Sunday...

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom from damn kindergarten

will 2023 be a "big year"

Oops! another $50000 worth of nft ape shit got stolen from me some how. Weird!!! good thing i still have all 200 of my iq points

had another nightmare where i had to explain to my high school principal why i wrote "Moves like Dorner" on the front of my note book

never seen a more perfect hoagie

Tim Hortons; 2390 Bd René Lévesque, Jonquière, QC G7S 5Y5, Canada https://www.google.com/maps/place/?q=place_id:ChIJtVZNcpYowEwRDwtZD-e4xu0

your saying the quiet part out loud ...

nobody gets my humor . Guess Im due for an ass kicking. I deserve shit

my sons new deal is saying he wants to be "Tiny" when he grows up, no doubt due to the forlorn shit he has been looking up on the computer .

remove all of the bathrooms from churchs right now. you need to be doing that at home

theyll let any dirty looking man get on television and claim hes a cowboy its STUPID! they think youre STUPID With this shit

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Saying "I'm fine" when you're not, "it's nothing" when it's everything, "I'm done" when you know you still wanna try.

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Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a fuck.

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You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know... And that is why we are best friends...

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Listening to music at high volumes can make a person calmer, happier and more relaxed.

these accusations that I like the gas prices are especially absurd, when you consider that ive been like the MAIN guy saying that theyre bad

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my mom ate my burger

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I don't do shits

fuck GRAVES... bury me in STAR WARS

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there should be a boot camp for guys who like references to movies ans tv shows

the next masked singer should be a dead guy

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Im downloading

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i want it back

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i got scammed 45000 coins and 5600 yocash

In reply to Just kidding

@w0a0i0f theres him

reply to my post again for the 500th time you fucking moron. Go ahead, see if i dont block your ass and give you depression .

too bad.

"gamer cock is in demand" Girls are saying this

If you ever in your life had this thought:

"Hmm, Today I think I will go Full Karen."

me and my friends will NEVER hang out with you!!!!

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 @TruthPointDWR im told you can expect an email very soon.

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THE WAIT IS OVER—
TRUTHPOINT RETURNS: MAY 1ST
Only on CNN+
"We are not only excited to return to the world of Truth Point, but to be shoulder to shoulder with industry titans such as Anderson, Wolf, & Don Lemons, on the exalted CNN Plus platform, it is a True pleasure. Thank you"

Ya Know They Been Calling Me "The Bitch Who Did 9/11"

level 4 Smoker

i think every one with depression, anxieety, stomachaches, etc, should get a gold coin that lets them legally park in front of fire hydrants

does any one know when is 4 20

no heaven or hell when you die, everyone is just herded into a room with a big scoreboard saying which person blasted the most Cum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z29vX1Wbo7Q

if u think you can sub tweet me because its 3am you need to Shut Yuh Ass Up

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@zyngapoker https://twitter.com/ANASNAS48878993/status/1497177725622108166/video/1

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@zyngapoker give me back my receipts or i will declare you thieves on all platforms

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@zyngapoker Thank you 😎

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@zyngapoker 😎🔥

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@zyngapoker Thank you 😎🗽🎆

every time i shit into the toilet i turn around and take a look at it and i am appalled by what i see

" If Will Smith slapped me I would call 911 " - Dril

Deep Fake offers us infinite possibilities. For instance, you could generate an image of your self with a larger penis, and jack off to it .

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Hoes Went From "Duck Duck Goose" To "Fuck Fuck Loose" "From Ring Around A Roise " To " Fuckin All Da Homies

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You need a big dose of shut up!

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I am watching Russel Brand on CNN Pierce Morgan.I am masturbating hard.

thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God .

waiting patiently for the release of Call of duty: Hard Brexit and Sasquatch Creed 2. Gaming fiercely until then.

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Fuck this twitter shit

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I CAN'T STOP PLAYING CERBERUS AGE! #cerberusage *420* Cerberus Age http://apps.gree.net/53190/share/tw/GMYMD000005?from_share=tw2_53190_27&message_type=27

In reply to Maggie

@Maggie_Jean @kristoferthomas asia is now protected from all sex. thank you

which ever mother fucker invents the porno version of squid games... buddy you're making $1000000 Easy

girls: Youre perfect! Youre so good! Youre a hero!
ME: Hm maybe i should go outside & eat little pieces of shit because im SAD!
girls: Nooo!

"Do tip your pimp today." -Mr. Sex Work

"nice tweet edit" will replace "posted from android huh??" as the reply that makes girls fuck you instantly

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This whole world is fucked

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if your single?! Copy and paste this and whoever likes it would date you

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nothing

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Me against da world

What makes the idea of me being a "Pervert" so comedic is the fact that I cant even get an erection in public. Its actually a problem for me

in the year 2200 big government breeding restrictions will be done away with and all service animals will look like this

i keep a spare pen under my desk at the office in case my boss catches me self sucking i can go "Oops I dropped my pen" and hold the pen up.

In reply to slave to Woke

Acutually, its not fucking funny. Its just pathetic.

I see no humor in my providing a safe dm for women to discuss open mouth kissing. Whats funny is people using that as an excuse to attack me

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Cared enough to reply me ! Youre like in love with me !

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch lets make it 2000 dollars. i want to see these fuckers sweat

theres a 1000 dollars in front of you. youre free to take it but if you do every dead bug on earth comes back to life. Do you take it Yes No

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I have watched every terminator movie and series episode

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Please treat Twitter users and Twitter website with respect

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I know what is in area 51

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U sound like walle havin sex with da speak and spell

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Speedmarry not only for marriage but also more products jobs, webmasters, pagerank etc

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Trying to fing Pastor chappell

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just taking it easy

some times i see people buying shit at a store and wonder if theres a dark side to comsumerist behaviours....

achieving the uppermost echelons of power & influence just to get sucked off next to Rep. Cawthorn in a room that looks like a hotel lobby

it seems like nobody appreciates a good wine any more. every one would all rather drink Redditor Cum

james bond the good fellas and god father team up to shoot the most ufos you have everf fucking seen

In reply to physco smoker

@neonwario the dog must forever be referred to as a Bastard and take a Bastard`s surname

this was fucking real. i cant get over it. what was this guy doing, endorsing piss?

this guy was driving around with a decal of calvin pissing on nothing in particular. you missed the point entirely wwith this baffling setup

In reply to broti gupta

@BrotiGupta little is known of him...

would you let a man named "Porno Pete" do your taxes

ive never normalized a thing in my life

when people say they quit smoking to save money i simply laugh. all the smokers i know are Rich

In reply to @Gulpari__

@Gulpari__ Yeah

Will Smith Sir Your Going To Fucking Jail!!!!!!!!!!!! You Are An Attacker!

when i serve you one of my fine home cooked meals i promise 2 things:
1. it WILL be tge best thing you've ever tasted
2. you WILL get diarrhea

people think today is a good day to talk about the oscars. Wrong. Today we are honoring all of my girl followers who have ever died.

its too easy to delete some absolute dog shit you posted. you should have to send like a pint of your own blood to twitter HQ to do it

is this Fucking true???

nobody believes me that once i was shitting in a cave & the sound of it hiting the floor replicated the Nintendo switch snap sound perfectly

boys crowding around the salt lick and theeres a tiny guy in the back saying "cmon! let me get a taste of that!! ah Jeez!!"

i hate it when the boys at the office find my "Are you a pussy" buzz feed quiz results that i printed out

when you find out that i intentionally limit my power by not being a guy who retweets his own shit.........

had to block the guy posting him self smoking a pocket pussy under all my posts. good night nasty mother fucker

with these cash back rewards i can fulfill my long standing dream of taking 2 women to red lobster at the same time

shes got full, luscious lips, killer Tits, and triple knockout hourglass hips. Not who you were expecting, huh...?? Rethink erections.

"societys more obcessed with pooping and pissing and having sex than they are with solving the heartlands opioid crisis ." - grover

@womenlover007 thats how the chefs do it

@womenlover007 this MF keeping her chili crisp cold

worlds first adult man netflix cutie fatally TREATTED LIKE SHIT on his BIRTHDAY

diddy's kong quest is soon to be considered a turner classic michelin star Kong Quest and gamer fans are screaming loud.

you need to realize that when you make a joke about the queen dying it is the british version of 9/11. You are spitting in the face of 9 /11

fuck the game "Musical chairs ". they should call it "RNG bull shit Chairs"

i hate to say it, Oh i hate to say it, but many of my wfollowers think that "Diddy's kong quest" is more important than the Mona Lisa.

In reply to slave to Woke

You trying to eat the dried up tooth paste I spit up out of my mouth? You little pieces of Shit?

In reply to Unidentified Smiling Object

@SmilingObject i would be so scared. i would absolutely have to negotiate a $5 million dollar minimum n-word fee

Wasup honey. You tryin to look at my Gamer? (referring to penis)
Di this mother fucker really just call his penis his "gamer"? Yes i did it

welcome to smoker country

whats everyones favorite gas price? mine is $3.29

due to fan complaints theyre making the Simpsons normal colored in season 38 and beyond. at long last this crap is at an end, 60 fps as well

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Pre Sabbath at Hootors

its friday "youknow what that means"

ive just dipped every boxcutter in my house into a mug of real life brown recluse venom. Now's not the time to get stupid with my ass

oh, look, people are posting more wiseguy shit while the adults in the room are trying to make the gas prices lower. Perfect

my hate'rs trying to turn me GAY!

cum is so stupid. when i look at it i dry heave and cry for help

shes a real beautie

"it is fine to reuse condoms once or twice if youre just using them to jack off" Can I get an RT !!

who slid this shit under my door. people are being bombed in a war right now and you do this to me. youll never get my hollywood treasures

sushi place i get my Specialty Rolls from apparently thinks its ok to just fill the takeout box with tempura crumbs. dirty & unprofessional

OK can i just say fucking this??? the motherf ucking ww3 zombie apocalpse was NOT on my 2022 bingo card. #DarkHumour #myHeartGoesOut

we'd pour hot wax into the assholes of new marines yelling "Welcome to the CORPS!" cant do that anymore. this nation used to build railroads

you look like ther type of mother fucker who uses "Whataboutism" in arguments. buddy. the SImpsons spoofed your ass 30 years ago . Give it up

In reply to slave to Woke

rickgamrcube will have sex 1 time in his life. at the age of 58 he will hire a prostitute after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.

rickgamecube insists that its good when the pussy is Dry, because your dick is cleaner afterwards. he compares it to taking a shit

thgere should be a side quest in elden ring where you dm a bunch of guys gfs "Im sorry he cares more about his Fucking Stupid game than you"

my ass looks like a NUMB SKULL's ass

im thinking this shit addresses my main problem with soda, which is that drinking it doesnt force me to witness the face of God

In reply to Janet Birdbrain, PhD

@miss_birdbrain it got me 10000 likes and a reply from the ravishing Janet Bird brain. what more could i ask for !!!!

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here donkey is the hardest class for experts only

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here you do not care about the stats you are choosing that class for a gross reason

if i had $1000000, or even $100000, i'd marry a woman with a completely unfuckable, solid gold Pussy. and i would look at it and say "Wow"

imagine if elon Trolled you by sending you a dog saying "Well isnt that special"or some shit. youd get more ptsd than every veteran combined

they should make a wiki feet for peoples lunch pics

In reply to slave to Woke

i will delete this if he wins

like this if you think putin needs to go watch the NEWS!

Am i a" HO"?
Do i slut my self out? Am I Slutted out?

MEN would rather say shit like "Skip to my Lou" than chant a single Healing Mantra. Not me though

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch use its power wisely...

In reply to slave to Woke

only 1% of my followers can do this. Pathetic! fuck you, go do your wordles

ass challenge : lay face down on your bed and try to kick your self in the ass. i was able to tdo this

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch hmm more ignorance

does any one know any barbers in the Hollywood burbank area who specialize in "White boy's Hair"

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@youtubebitch I AM THE REAL YOUTUBE BITCH, BITCH!

just generated the N-word inside of my brain in 3D, spun it around in circles, and exploded it #DrilThankYou

Haven't the slightest idea why 1.6 million people would follow someone who's ramblings have all the charm of an illiterate, pathetic drunk with too much internet access. #pitiable

In reply to Daniel Bourne Rincon

@rrinconn the birthday dunce., the most blessed dunce of all

wow some celeb freaked out and wore a weird shirt again, that's crazy. did you hear a guy from the computer went to jail for fucking his mom

whatever bitch told me the stock market is closed on valentinees day owes me $100000

In reply to slave to Woke

Oh yes he really said that shit .

super bowl? the ony bowl you fucking slobs have any right to talk about is the dog bowl, which is where you all eat most of your food out of

In reply to virgin

@wwwdotyoutube back in 2008 or whatever i made the decision not to make $1 billion off of bit coins because i knew the shit would become hipster

if the mafia was going to kill me unless i made a super bowl commercial saying "i love dog shit" i would create so many jobs

if i was a rich guy who had to try to convince a bunch of people that dog shit tastes good i would absolutely buy a super bowl ad

In reply to slave to Woke

if you dm me some dog shit business offer and dont immediately offer me a $10000+ Apology fee youre fucked more than anything ever

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Following 100 babes ...... you are the chose ones ladies

say it isnt so.......
some of my followers think being a "KAREN" ,
is actually GOOD !!!!!

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist

In reply to Riff Conner 🐀

@rifflesby i didnt put any ants in there i just opened it uo and ate all the blue shit.

I want to become the White Martin Luther King of Mental Health. ANd I want to get rich doing it, but without losing my "Edge" or selling out

the year is 2043, men have gotten too much therapy and are now Masters of Deceit, using their supernatural mental health to get insane head

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I really wanna win the money #EsuranceSave30

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"Im gunna fuck your bitch while we watch teenmom 2" - stupid studdery dude

metal gear eric called me at 2 am last night to tell me he just envisioned a strain of marijuana called "Racism Ender"

what would you do if i unlocked 100% of my true brain? Nothing. you would be fucked

if the flow of Nuanced takes regarding pod casts, the baneful N-Word, etc, shall ever cease, ill scream like i got injected w/ an air bubble

comedy is more important than ever. thats why all my single lady followers shoud move into my house & kiss me on the mouth—It would be funny

just did my 1000 jumps at the jumping gym. i could tear a mans fucking head off, with my leg

this is how i deal with the SCUM!! Fuck you!

HUuuuu!! Topgolf is Trending !! Look at it! Look!

might pull some strings and get a paywalled article put in the "whats happening" sidebar about my Horny Status, for 10000000 people to see

asking the armed forces recruiter at the mall if he ever cut a man in half

only gamers know whats this is

if youre a groundhog assassin, hunter or whatever, please dont kill any groundhogs or talk about killing groundhogs today. this is Their day

my heart goes out to people waking up from comas today & not believing the date actually is the number 2 repeated an insane amount of times

"What if we all took a page from You Tube, and removed the dislike bar, of real life. " - The Wanderer (Me)

closing my onlyfans after doing all possible combos of pics (penis, balls, penis lifted up to expose balls, and Ass, Spread ass, and Mouth.)

i will keep my followers safe from whoppi goldberg

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instagram will not stop suggesting i follow my friends moms so if i become any of you guys new Dad im sorry

slow transitioning my brand name to "Mr.Simplygood" over the couse of years 2022-2026. do not freak out

when you reply to a womans selfy with a picture of invader zim saying "Epic Need" it never fails. i have cheated on my wife over 400 times

BOND: I want enough napalm to blow the shit out of a man's ass
Q: No.. that's too much
BOND: Do as I say

THINKING ABOUT "WHAT'S FOR LUNCH" !!!!!!!!!!!

if the mask from "the mask" was real it would be on the news.

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I Dare You - Walk in the middle of a busy street and shout something rude! Post video of this onto this page.

hbo euphoira tricked my two year old into getting blasted on Brown heroin. thank you for bothering me outside of grocery stores @dare

In reply to slave to Woke

Frowning

just shaking my head while the piss comes out. This is so vapid

filling the entire toilet bowl with piss some how

In reply to Alex Press

@alexnpress OK.

In reply to Alex Press

@alexnpress Im so fucked up. Im an embarrassment to the brand

ealier today i posted a sexually charged comment to my page. I apologize. i dont know why i do this. I suppose im simply destined to FUCK UP

girl let me tell you i dont normally send sexual messages on here. but you look like the" juggys" from the man show

many are asking me about "hamburger 2.0" . I will say more of it in due time.

receieved "DOG`s CURSE"...
"The Poster Will Transform Into A Dog Unless Ten Beautiful Women Apologize To Him"
It'll never happen! Im Fucked!

In reply to Just kidding

@w0a0i0f What ever. I'm a hated bug

im the most murdered victim on earth

geetting absolutely goated off that pig leaf like a Cartoon

not rewarding certain brands for their BS w/ free advertising, but id just like to say that all candy mascots are canonically the White man.

attn all my fellow high profile Hollywood guys—please checkout my friend "@CelebKiller" look at his scripts, get him in the movies Thank you

omicron? omi gettin out of here #GotThierAss

if a gorggeous woman made a sexual comment about my perfectly toned body i would put her in a head lock. post "Thats Right" if you agree

@DMXridingahorse

you all think youre all being "PLAYAS" !!! you think your doing swag to me. But, you are simply just pissing me off ...

In reply to kcg

@kcgreenn sorry for leaving a poop that looks like your initials

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reading @dril 's book and giving him the proper respect he deserves salute emoji

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@stouffers wtf is this a bug

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@stouffers the sweetish meatballs

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Hi every1.

no

when you say some shit like "Isis is good" on martin luther king day, i want the pain i feel from reading that, to be the pain inside of you

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If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

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Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

@womenlover007

thank you for liking my Wordle.

dont know ass hole

verne is back

going hannibal lectore style analysis on this bastards posts. Hah. you make it too easy; i get paid to fuck clowns like you

yes i got smacked by ball lightning in the bathtub and now im connected to ghosts. yes i have Tantric sex with astral women
rogan: Holy shit

By engaging with my Troll bait ,you hav e fallen directly into my ass. Good evening

The Scholar`s Guild— The latest Posting Brand from influencer @Dril. It is a direct response to Liar Culture & the advent of Female Tyranny.

"im a karen who speaks to the manager too much"
if you say this FUCK YOU !!!

In reply to The Go Off Kings

@GoOffKings i was forced to draw these due to your vile prompts... Oh it was horrible

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making what i can of what life delt

i think all commercials should beg me to "try not to cum" and not just the ones on porno sites

wfie chasing me with rolling pin because i changed my display name to "black Wolf" and put the Poly flag in there

In reply to Janet Birdbrain, PhD

@miss_birdbrain maybe some people like it. dont be judgmental

Masturbatorkiller vs. DaddyMilker. do not miss this Debate.

In reply to mads 🍀

@ringswaldegan i will draw a picture of lips on it but i will not kiss it because we are living in a Fucking pandemic .

In reply to Sid V. Beers

@SidBeers there was a lot of bull shit with supplies being late but the signed books are moving now, got about 60 more to send out "hold tight"

my book is still ~33% off and still fucking actually good. what are you waiting for...
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In reply to jerry juicy icy

@dangerousneil it has already got shit in it ,

going to eat too much refined carbohydrates and turn my dick stupid

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Footballer super injunction

ladys dont send me nudes... send me nudes of your therapist. so i can "Bust"

#BareShelvesBiden

"thanks for having a look at my fucking posts..." - the Chaotic man

In reply to stan mccune

@stanmccune @i_zzzzzz @nomstrositi every one is angry at me. Oh ive made a mess of it all

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Livetweet starts now!!! Who's excited!!?? #MKOprah #Oprah

Bloomberg Opinion has cleansed the earth with Absolute Fire once again! " this is Brouh Moment to me!! "

when a drama liker tries to talk to me about Whatever bull shit and i will just simply say "Uh!" #insipid

while you're all worried of OMICRON ....

i think my neighbor might be a gamer?? hes always yelling shit like "Oh Of Course He Fucking Shot Me. Of Course I Just Get Instantly Fucked"

i have never touched a single piece of cum

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Jonny Deep

im sorry but if you say something to me like "oh im jacking off right now its good" or "i respect Peepee" you automatically lose the debate

each follower on here is like a gun pointed at your head 24/7 . Thats what only a mere fraction of my Fucking pain is

next year ill try harder to be the guy who posts shit like "Fucking 2022 Poop Hell" every time a celeb perishes in a small aircraft disaster

lord help me im aobut to ratio this bitch

(shrieking at phone) what do u mean my motehr fucking ken bone NFT is "GONE"? this is IMPOSSIBLE!! i need it to access the MetGala Beer ROom

looking at my metrics & noticing a decrease in followers after retweeting the "Condom king" acct 4 times in a row. fuck you all. Fake people

my fellow men it seems are more interested in getting their dicked sucked , than fostering a network of Gratitude for the voices of bodys.

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here this is his wife typing this. You killed him, you gave him a stress attack

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here because simply you are already on the list.

if you get omicron variant and win the darwin award i will kick the ass of you. i will put you on the doushe bag list.

"DUHH DUDHHH DUHH" thats what you sound like when you sing twinkle twinkle little star or any crap like that. Its not real music

who ever invents all the nursery rhymes (hollywood? government?) needs to write one that doenst suck fucking my balls

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condom king

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Your Brand Here

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#tbt to @CHVRCHES rocking our @Lifebeat #ONE condoms! #safesex

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this page is the "No Ratio Zone" Ya got that Dick head?

OOUUHH youd love for me to give my self a kidney stone on purpose , wouldn't you!! you dirty mother fuckers Oouuhhhh!!

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Wow it’s beautiful, thank u @dril

lets "BUTT FUCK" covid
Signed ,
The @ Dril Social Media Response Team

click my like button if oyure the 10% of teens generation who think twerking is Foolish

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worshiping

just remembered the tweet i did of corb cob after seeing a picture of it for the 10000th time. Wow thats so funny

were done trying to rescue Small Business. my show will be called Restaurant Fucker, ill go to the worst places on earth & knock shit around

i invent the first porno NFT and i get an ass kicking . i try to do something nice and my followres attack me like a dog

ive cancelled this project due to of people getting mad at me. thank you to the 1 guy who bought it

starting "project Dog dick" the NFTs of the future. send me $20 and i email you a dogs dick pic with special Dog Dick Number (Dont lose it)

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@JoelOsteen hello help me to join the illuminati

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@TeflonDon305 hello i wont to join the 666 please help me

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i need your help to make money,i wont to join the illuminati

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Ceep calme and love sex

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@PDXAcademyofSex
Hello i wont to come in academy of sex but when the inscription
Please contact me in twitter
And thank you

In reply to Dan O'Sullivan (👻 NOW *LIVE* ON GHOST 👻 )

@Bro_Pair @BronzeHammer fucky ou

In reply to John Hamburger Jr

@BronzeHammer i can load my gun in 0.1 seconds. i cn load it so much faster than that guy perfectly every time

the sticker on the back of my dodge stratus says it all... if you drive Cozy Coupe , FUCK OFF !

i was given permission to show this

Your replies have been simply Fire. Love the energy but please do keep any talk of boiling me alive to a minimum as that is against the law

today my 4 year old son thanked me, for my work in engineering Fostered dialogue's between my White and Black folloers, as well as Asianic.

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Men -
It is never too early to wish all fo the women in your life a happy Valentines day .
Ladys-
Im sending you pleasure waves at this time

In reply to Janet Birdbrain, PhD

@tjabbadabba she needs vitamins she looks very tired

In reply to Janet Birdbrain, PhD

@tjabbadabba shes already one

im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want

i respect installing $40000 of mods into a pit bull to make him look like Frankenstein but changing his name to "btk killer" is too much.

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- cheaper than ever, now 35% off??? Get it while u can....
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every one here has become too cynical and full of their own ass. its like none of you are even trying to help Jussie

(said within ear shot of girls) yeah so like i was saying me and the boys are laughing AT the bitter beer face commerciasls. not WITH them

In reply to slave to Woke

The temptation to send your penis is something that plagues us all. It's not "Gay" to resist it. This is the true test of a Content Creator.

In reply to slave to Woke

When they obtain the pic it's game over. They can black mail you into saying the N-Word. They can print it out and suck on it like a dildo.

In reply to slave to Woke

They sweet talk you. They promise to sell your penis as an NFT to a wandering merchant and split the profits. I have not received this money

In reply to slave to Woke

In the past, I have fallen for this trick over 100 times. I've suffered professionally and mentally as a result. Their tactics are ruthless.

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@bigbluntsmoke

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Diaper Dunce logo officially up and it’s looking pretty cool. Find… https://www.instagram.com/p/Bir5r-InPse/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share

@dwayne_media Jokes On You: I Consider Myself To Be Of Above Average Intelligence

IMPORTANT: Marvel Universe breaking New Ground By Introducing World's First "Mentally Ill" Supervillain

theyre telling me i got the new covid variant "Vaccine melter" so i apologize to all women whose Pussy ive deftly & expertly eaten recently.

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you can also get a personalized deluxe hardcover directly from me... just one of these "FUCKERS" is worth 100 nfts https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

In reply to slave to Woke

you can also get a personalized deluxe hardcover directly from me... just one of these "FUCKERS" is worth 100 nfts https://dril.gumroad.com/l/methoddeluxe

my book is now the 98th best Christian bible. you have all made my dream come true thank you

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator i see it everyday. it is nothing to me

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator do not show to me this you ho

In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 my parent company forced 200 kindergartners to write it but i have read it and its pretty good

http://amzn.to/3EXTLEX /> my perfect book is still 25% off. "cheaper than dog shit"
youd have to have a fucking towel for a brain to pass this up

when i said jacking off is the Woke version of having sex every one agreed with me and i was given $800 by jason Bourne

this bitch thinks he's the Coin Master. Why i do not know.

you wanna waste my time? you wanna piss me up? you want to pull my nuts? my balls? You want to-huh? Whats that? You wanna slut my ass around

im on the news truly pissed that ghislaine is not allowed access to her mahogany davenport from which to handle various sorts of paperwork

WHo else thinks that, without JACK at the helm, this site is going to start Sucking FUCKING DICK!!!

In reply to melanie

@auntcontent @TOS_Violator i am home thank you

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator @auntcontent Its beer

In reply to EAT CHAIN

@EAT_CHAIN go to bed sweety

my new stant up special whats the name of it

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first step to intense power in love making subscription to scientific american, you must be open science book

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( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

when peoplle make sexual comments when i post my feet and ask if i have covid toes or not...... You Fail BITCH !

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Best #strategy for a simple scenario:

Someone stealing from a #tip jar..

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JUST SAT @ HOME ON MI OWN WONDERIN WOT I CAN DO

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seems weve all forgotten i won the official "Fuck the noid" contest and have still not fucked the noid or received an equivalent cash prize.

im haunched over, hunkered down and duncepilled like an Arthritic dog being sent to the shoe factory & i get less Ass than the bumblebee man

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http://amzn.to/3EXTLEX well apparently my book is now 25% off for some reason. Seems like a good deal to me .

god promised me in a dream that if joe biden & kamala harris get married they will adopt me as their boy. I watch them on the news every day

post "AMEN" or youre fucking stupid

young sheldon may be the grandson of a war criminal but the real controversy is that home alone invented soy face in 1990

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Probando esto...

In reply to John Hamburger Jr

@BronzeHammer didn't think this one through did you .

In reply to b🅰️d M

@JustCallMeAdam go back their

http://amzn.to/3EXTLEX well apparently my book is now 25% off for some reason. Seems like a good deal to me .

trying to convince my dying son to ask the make of wish foundation for a credit card with 0% APR

im being pelted with spit balls im being thrown things at

@DMXridingahorse my voice sounds like a mouth

i can be a friend of you. but piss me off and i
will become your Enemy. The Art of War

mr fauci im placing you under arrest in the court of law

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here @HelpDesk help #slur #slurReport

saw a centaur out side of aldi today

me, DogshitSora and Japanese_Mario are going on a Sex strike until all female scammers on this site are dealt with. We are sick of this shit

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator why are you running out of toilet paper . do you need HELP

In reply to kcg

@kcgreenn im getting word that the truck containing all 100000 copies of the book crashed into a petting zoo and exploded. very sad

In reply to slave to Woke

please remember theres a bunch of fucked up supply issues so youll have to order early if you dont want to ruin christmas. thank you http://wint.co

In reply to Stavros Halkias

@stavvybaby i said im sorry

Im sorry it has to be said but if you have a small penis that means you were a devil in your past life and you need to unfollow me right now

mr deeds from the movie mr deeds is a real man and he is also q anan

im probably the most difficult person alive to trick into showing mny penis to you. it absolutely almost never happens

if you think astro world is good your fairly actually a piece of shit, and an over all big league FUCK HEAD!

In reply to slave to Woke

"and the lord said Gambling is fucked" unfollow me if you are a gambler

Piss is valid. Jacking off is not valid. Shitting your pants is NOT valid. MEntal Health is valid. Looking at the computer is valid, & so on

#WhoKilledVerneTroyer

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@skummaigenom i an not afraid of you

In reply to Jeff Gerstmann

@jeffgerstmann you are forgiven

i am here. and this is my Body. #theBodyNudeProject #cock #Nuts

Oh , That Simple Sip

if you follow my account you are protected from demons. you are protected from all x-files

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In reply to derek

@derek8185338005 tell it to the JUDGE.....

hes right. in favor of hearing out both sides my next post will explore the possible "Darker side" of heroin

In reply to slave to Woke

theres also this calendar thing i made. if i dont sell any of these im fucked .
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me and thr boys taking massive amounts of heroin behind macaroni grill saying shit like "Uh yeah That just happened " every time we shoot up

gaming is much like CHess....

In reply to ChefCryptoChris 🫶🏾🌴🎙️

@ChefCryptoChris i will never stop accepting bribes for to be such a natural douche

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here here im come

In reply to slave to Woke

now thats more like it

id rather use it to buy food and shit but thank you

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Let's start this account off right. Pick up whatever you are drinking. Cheers to you. You. Are. Awesome. #likeaboss

going to start saying shit to girls like "the drew carey show is like dilbert on Hash" until i get my honorary degree from Harvard revoked

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@WhiteHouse White House see your ass to the door

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@Madonna Duck egg

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@MikeTyson obiturary

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Ruffles Potatoe Chip

need to raise uhhhh $140000 so i can get my daughter Lyvelaughlove in to the army at age 14

feed your dog with this one insane pringles hack

- piss gback better
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i will come up with more soon

that man you see ,screaming at a woman on the train? Earlier that day, a trusted follower called him "White Urkel". Think before you judge.

all hospitals should have a masturbation ward where you can just go to "let one loose" even if you're not sick

my dick and ass hole are low key sticking out of my shorts

AWESOME father to 5 loud, dumb ass Birds // HVAC Lives Matter // Your Marine Is My Son // i brake for Green Pussy // My Other Car Is A Gun

clicking onto the reddit comment section of a picture of a clowns penis and upvoting 400 different opinions about whether its satire or not

.@carrabbas holes on salt shaker too small disrespectufl to customer and very much a cheat

.@chasebank youve fucked my millionaire points clubs rewards and murdered my ass dead in the water now your life of fraud is exposed to all

i have ended porno

just read in the news a demon exploded

i may have disagreed with his politics, but i believe Brian Laudries bones deserve a PROPER burial! Who's with me!! who the FUCK is with me

number three— Ive reversed my decision to turn down the Nobel Prize for my posts & will be writing an article in THe Daily Pussy, about this

number two— the Flintstones have always been, and have never not been, a Black african american family. Just look at literally 1 gene record

number one— in february of '14 the woke mob called me "Gay" for defending my wifes decision to wear a hula skirt. ive since busted this myth

give me the bloe checkmark!! or ill eat shit on CAMERA!

In reply to Ariana Lenarsky

@aardvarsk oh Lord

banks should have special money they give to the robbers where george washington is cross-eyed or has a hitler moustache or some such shit .

in 2090 i will get all my essential nutrients from cyber heroin and swallow big silicone eggs to simulate the process of taking a Bio-Shit

im an extremist judge... and i Vote

i will not post on this fucking website again until they add a filter which deletes every reply to my posts that isn't "yes SIR"

privately and discreetly asking any and all girls in my life if they have any questions about upgrading to Windows 11

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FeMale_SeX

(in this tweet i am pissed off at the "Toilet Duck" brand) Toilet fuck

my friends face when he asks if i know any hollywood celebs & i drop a 40page document PROVING that merv griffin tried to break into my home

(musing , atop a tree stump) O! beer is like wine ,

my friend spyroquagmire called me today. said he's trying to start a "weed NASA"

enjoying watching a filmed video, of my illuminating debate with HitlerSkeptic , now available on Ouya

your post is so good man. it .must have cost $1000 to make it

my 600 lb sucked off life

im Sucking 1000

all the good shit got cut from my stand up special... now its just me talking about how i cant cum without using steriods for 40 minutes

Q: How goes it, Mr 007.
BOND: mission accoomplished, i have electrocuted The Bitch. now give me my money before i start knocking shit around

the most wild thing you can say when walking into a restaurant or a kitchen "it smells like fuckin food in here"

In reply to Rolling Stone

@RollingStone shut the fuck up rolling stone magazine

this is for All the avoacado toast likers

if any one needs help making bat man or super man or any of those guys viral i will do it for $1000

im being targeted individualed again

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Girls want a guy that can openly say, "Yes that's my girlfriend and yes I do love her."

@DMXridingahorse dont shit me

changing my display name to "Follower killer", my bio to "Fucked", and my avatar to a set of cross hairs with the word "Me" in the center

Im glad we can discuss the news and the headlines of the day and have fun while doing it also.

i sure hope dthe solar flare doesnt cause my camera roll to empty out 200 pictures of my penis onto the time line again

im bringing back the "bean dog" shit, but . Ok hear me out. its nft now

In reply to Robin Hatch

@robinhatch oh that's good. they will absolutely hate my ass

plotting various ways of dmming my girl followers some truly bizarre pseudosexual shit that they can't even get mad at

if my followers want me to become a guy who says shit like "tarnation" aand "Dag nabbit" i will do it. i will please them at any cost

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#mw2 definetley have no tanks and make suicide bombs ( as in be able to place a C4 on yourself) and to pull the picks off of enemy grenades

(makingh the bitter beer face) ohh girl this pussy tastes fucking Normal

When I can't log into my Microsoft account, to access the additional features offered by Windows 10, i get stupid. i go fucking insane

this man was Seen

Yes yes yes. Right down the line

In reply to 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 🐱

@lookabee83 Why?

nobody gives a SHIT about ANYBODY!!! if a train obliterated my entire house nobody would even call 911! It's that fucked! It's that fucked!

(looking at wtc memorial) this is mood ass

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TABC trying to shut down the KBO. Don't let it happen. They are calling bars around the area telling them not to talk to us. Show suppor

bill mahrer should go off on guys who poop their pants

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I AM JUST LOOKING FORWARD TO MY HOLIDAYS

my agent told me i need to get back on meth, remove my satirical bumper stickers and to stop dressing like im cruising for discreet gay sex .

@DMXridingahorse i woun't

who cares who the next james bond is. theyre all Lucifer

In reply to slave to Woke

whats that? if you send me $40 i will send a big picture of a dogs dick instead of a normal sized one. @elonmusk re blog this sir #important

starting "project Dog dick" the NFTs of the future. send me $20 and i email you a dogs dick pic with special Dog Dick Number (Dont lose it)

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i fuck my mouther at 6 o clock an then i fuck money with my dick

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We all want to be treated with respect but the question we need to ask ourselves is, how do you treat others?

In reply to grace spelman

@GraceSpelman don;t you dare

my new bullshit is getting really mad everytime theres a new ios update and they still haven't added hobo code emojis

just grabbed my ankles and rolled backwards ontop of my neck and took an enormous shit in my bed while my dogs barked at me #introvertWin

@DMXridingahorse #raceWisdom

if u followed me back 8 yrs ago things wouldve turned out differently. I would not have been forced to expose you as a "White noise" poster.

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@kevvvennn @FArhaAfiqah1 I help people who Vape make $20-40$ a hr working from home

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Who would like to get paid to quit smoking #cigarette and get paid for it $20/40$ hr

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My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.

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Oh Twitter, why oh why do you send me football related messges? I have absolutely NO INTEREST in this stuff, I am not following it, WTF?

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We making a new reality show called Big Momma's House

everything thats a reference to something sucks fucking Dick. all quotes are shit

In reply to ''Steve''

@extranapkins it was too raw for them to handle

its time to stigmatize the Ass

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they said it wouldnt get Viral

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Thinking aobut what to have for lunch!

adult baby diaper driver

1000% of followers will rather click on a penis than a literature book

6304 saw a goblin
81206 saw a big foot
9511 saw a cryptid ( dog version)
71515 saw a "raggedy ann"
72116 saw a man with very fast eyes

sunnyDayKitten98: just noticed you posted "Ted Lesbo" on the time lione. Is everything ok?
ME: Go away. I dont want you to see me like this.

@calmlysuffering nobody there even has a dick

accidentally bought the mouth wash that's formulated for "Sucking dick" at cvs and it's actually really good

getting absolutely cock suckered by theat shit that made humpty dumpty fall off

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crap bieber!

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The gay world always gives energy and peace

@womenlover007 sell Out

"Wake up and smell the key board ." - Son_Of_A_Bitch_Killer

9/11 and all the micro-9/11s imposed upon me by my emplyoer every day is all rolled up in, and majorly a part of, Crisis of Boys

its 4am sunday morning here uin beautiful hollywood california and i got a tab open on here called "Barney FAQ"

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting

In reply to Mary Kobayashi

@MaryKoCo not as big as your "L" whciuh you have taken, by posting this

This is what some of you mother fuckers look like when you reply to my posts

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Think it and Live it !!!! Devilman

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This is bullshit, gas prices us the ass!!!! Send me to washington I will straighten shit out, put up a fork somebodys ass......

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Oh ya.. Please send the #googleplusinvites to my official id jack.ass@msn.com

@womenlover007 since you reply guyed me with riled up messages

@womenlover007 you are no longer the one true 007

In reply to slave to Woke

This post gave me the courage to break into my neighbors garage and try to steal some shit. Thank you

"i hereby validate all of mental health"
- DiaperPoster007

my posts are on Lock Down until the benghazi crime situation is resolved . do not look at my page

we are starting to live in a world where a man cant sell 200 containers of WBP ( White Boy Piss) withtout having to sign some kind of paper

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@IndieFans Follow me i am an #IndieFan

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Me? Sarcastic? Never.

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Bitch !!!!! Want to laugh til stomach hurts ??? Follow @FuckingLaughter !!!!!!!!! #EPICFUNNY !

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Who wants to do goals ?? I do... DM me

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@DMXridingahorse ???????

driving your car through my fence and bbreaking all my potted plants with a hammer and kidnapping my dog is little dick energy

In reply to Mike F

@DeputyWarlock i wipe asses like mine for breakfast

ill wipe the floor with your ass and wipe my ass with your ass and wipe my nuts with my ass and get floor poisoning

they added a new type of corn row to miitopia — heres 10 reasons why thats good and 8 reasons its bad

you post "nustard" by mistake one time &people call you "nustard man" until u freak out & drive your car thru a hospital like blues brothers

Looks like some shit for losers & kindergardaners. Do not add any new features unless theyre good or they put 1000usd directly in my pocket.

@DMXridingahorse fine. be fooled

In reply to g0m

@g0m yeah on purpose obviously

many of my posting rivals have been known to artificially pump up their metrics using irish accounting and Gay casino tricks. dont be fooled

i wish i had the motorcycle from tron so i ccoud drive home to my house and fuck the plastic bag i stole from good will

boomer: ih ope they add a new Gun to fortnite
me: i hope my penis mutates into a wolfs penis with extendable ridges so i can jack off easier

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Mmm any one want for mashmallows. I got a roasted BITCH on fire

if i dont get into Heaven ill just use the rainbow bridge that dogs use. and ill push as many animals off the bridge as i can in the process

In reply to physco smoker

@neonwario

Ive gotten over 6 dms from various beautiful women begging me not to change my name to "Mr Go Fuck Myself". But its not enough. I will do it

i guess i will change my name to "Mr Go Fuck Myself " huh?? Since all you sons of bitchs obviously think it would be good, if i did that

helping my dog

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@AmaAsabea7 I am pussy Governor

they brought back covid 19 because you were all being such little shits to me

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EVERY DAY IS THANKSGIVING ON TWITTER, THERE'S NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF "TURKEYS" ON HERE, AND THAT INCLUDES THE WOMEN TOO.

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just got back from the Bon Odori Festival in penang,Malaysia. many cuties wearing Kimono.

ill kick any ones ass who is a "BOOMER"

(seeing a nude woman) Wow looks like im on the weird side of you tybe again

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell Nasty !

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell do not post to me such filthy SHIT

girls if ya man be Posting under the user name of "Clit Goon" do NOT FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!EVER

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Ima da frikkina pope! @sethmacfarlane

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Target employees r getting ruder by the day

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Dannon-do you know how DISGUSTING your new Lite and Fit commercial is? Disgtusting enough I will NOT NOT NOT buy your product-ANY!!!

It seems "Clit Goon" is commanding his subordinates to tell me hes dead of COVID19 now. Funny, considering he logged into steam 4 hours ago.

"Clit Goon" is actively trying to avoid me, when I`ve stated repeatedly; if he comes forward with a genuine apology- I will not pursue him.

can some one get me in touch with the user named "Clit Goon" . he said he could give me a bunch of cardboard boxes 6 years ago

"TORTURED ACCOUNT"

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@Arena51lasertag Ay yall fucking ass bro you fucking suck fucking 3 years olds come and play there he fucking starts a fight with me he hits me with a fucking lazer gun and i fight back and im the one getting banned for life not him that started the fight thats shit get fucking better yall shit

" Seems to me in this country, we eat Fake food, meet Fake people, buy Fake clothes... and have Real problems. "- Winston churchhill

could any influencers share tips on how to "punish" your self for generating low engagement? might need some Pain to keep my head in the game

Im the guy who asked them to remove Sex from only fans!!! I thought It would be nice!!! I didnt know it woiuld make people mad!!! Im sorry!!

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That awkward moment when the teacher says find a partner, and you have no friends in that class.

Wow

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Moise

"Free Guy" Has An Absolutely Bonkers Marvel Cinematic Universe Cameo — Here's How They Pulled It Off

there should be ICU beds only for geniusses and if your iq is less than 120 they eject you from the window at fucking 200mph

some of mother fuckers think to win the Dumb Ass award is a GOOD thing!

they should clal it the "stimulus cheek" because it can kiss my fuckin ass cheek

please check out my piece in TIME magazine "Why i sold my dog at a carnival for $30 and Why it matters" the worst article ever written

today i saluted the afghanistan vet who lives on my floor and said "Suck My Dick Sir! Mission Failed" then went home and dead lifted 300lbs

the "SCAM ME" challennge.. if you can scam me you can keep all the money you scammed of me. but if you fail you have to send me 1 Nude image

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I need some new pics of criss if you have pics of him post them to me and ill use them

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Pain is a beautiful thing......when u,fell pain,u know u are alive #CAQ

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who thanks criss angel should have his own video game....would b cool to play as criss and do tricks 4 people

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I love wolfs...they are so beautiful

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I wana fuck

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In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator @serenelyinhell no it's some one else's number.

In reply to Majken von Barnhemsbrand

@serenelyinhell if my post offend you... call 1800-EATSSHIT

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@AmericanMensa I found the purpose of the pyramid !
interested !?

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Football is back

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Cartas!

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2 bomb blast in karachi .its sad

In reply to Bleep / StuartG

@HiImBleep take off this

In reply to Bleep / StuartG

@HiImBleep Source????

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when you Mock the brand— your putting a Knife in the back of every depressed person who chose not to commit suicide because of Disney IP`s .

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LISTENING TO MY HUSBAND TELL ME WHY HE WAS "WATCHING PINKY"......SOMEONES IN TROUBLE...

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looking at a movie

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@DutchSelfies follow me and DM ME

Oh im losing followers just for expressing an Opinion to someone who may or may not be a professional dog killer. Nice society you got here,

any purchase made on this page will help me defeat my ex wife th

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list of vhs tapes that GoodWill gave back to me:
-pussy legacy
-worlds Gayest bloopers
im selling them and i want normal price

See this Instagram photo by @dril_real https://www.instagram.com/p/CSL2sMxLgcy/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

some times the most real shit we've ever read in our entire lives is just sitting right in front of us on our computer screens ......

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for the 2nd time- the fans have failed to raise enough money for me to invent a new type of Face

Q: my dog is addicted to opiates. i need help of this
best answer (voted 4 times): sorry but i m afraid of dogs because they murdered my son

daily reminder that the idea of "SUcking Ass" is a societal illusion & everything you do is healthy no matter how much youre punished for it

if you remove the license plate frame that advertises your dealership youre a nasty son of a bitch & you want small business owners to choke

where was I during 9/11? Ha.. easy question. I was simply thoroughly engrossed in the literary treasury of The Great Authors.

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Si pudieras contar cuántas cervezas te haz tomado en tu vida desde que tienes razón, ¿Cuál sería el número final? #MyBeerNumber

the new shit is MyBeerNumber. you will attend a Tasting with an authorized brewer and dtetermine your MyBeerNumber. my MyBeerNumber is "4"

if i ever catch you getting your stupid ass into a car accident ill knock the shit out of you

turn off the computer? Fuck that. I Wnat to see posts. I want my posts!!

theyre taking my trademark hardline of societys bull shit (tv, movies etc) and turning it against me! T-This was supposed to be impossible!!

girl;s with cracked phone screens give top like the devil him self
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sick of wifes shit

2022 year of the buffoon. ladys invest early; get your self a man with that buffoon dick

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@BadassSenorita_ I m never judge anyone

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<------—-- whatching 8 Mile

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Come get fitted at the Mens Land and Metro Fusion location near u ....

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Teens risk their lives with laundry pods challenge - And the Darwin REWARD goes too...

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@Megalyteri1 well what can you do against natural selection. she should also get the Darwin reward of the year

you must know the nickelodeon program "wild N crazy kids" primed our nations youth to reject thr scientific method & all fact-based evidence

i will be typing the words "rock 'N' roll" over and over in a note pad document until my computer makes targeted content more relevant to me

i dress as a police and give mother fucker s like you my badge number every day

i will make $100,000 when I finish drawing this picture of uncle sam standing in front of congress saying "politics has the right to be Fun"

my 125 IQ growth hormone consultant and legal conservator has confirmed to me that they are going to make the 2022 hyundai sonata "WOKE"

ufo eat's shit - ufo crashs into a circus tent and eats shit

which one of you mother fuckers said im going to go volunteer at the dog shelter, as a Dog. disgusting comment

some of my friends on here are "CLASSIC STYLE" hucksters who'd scam their own mothers for a quick buck. And you all Love them & follow them..

In reply to יאיר לפיד - Yair Lapid

@yairlapid .@pampers Thoughts?

imagine assuming the position of a dog and kissing the ass of the "MAINSTREAM" accounts. Muah muah muah. So stupid. Couldnt be me. No way

saturday night at the donut shop and i am very excited to show the boys my new Dance.

portrait of mew two with pubic hair removed from the digimon otis estate

pleased to announce i had a nice conversation with the sheriff and my account is now verified. Thank you all

(after smiling all day because i realized something important) Tell me. If Fort nite is "For children" , how come it has Family guy in it?

In reply to andrew

@intellegint the best followers money can buy

me after watching over 700 hours of you tube tutorials about how to hard ovverride the Orgasm center of girls brains

In reply to slave to Woke

send all Business offers to: wintdotco @ gmail . com ... no goof ball shit

In reply to david cross✍

@davidcrosss i think you just need a factory and a bunch of tiny hands to sew the pages together

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here thank you

about a year ago i finished writing this 350+ page absolutely demonic tome of shit . does any one out there want to… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1415131549876441089

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator i would not interfere in the LORD's affairs

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@teamo_cali You hate people like me huh? Fuck you. The fuck you going to do about it bitch? Just like everyone else. You only "act" nice

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Osama buried at sea. Huh.

girls are such White people

girls love having last names like "Witherspoon"

Oh looj at them having a go about things. A fine day for foot (Soccer) ball— wahey lads? Me mum's tits , Piss up! Ohh the noncers Wanked it

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Let build a community together #MrGoViral #mgv

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#IWishIWas #normal #mgv #MrGoViral

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Who cares what people think do it anyway. #Takedat #HolDat #MrGoViral #mgv

i will never make forbes Top500 tweets. i will never get my posts featured on The McLaughlin Group. Because Im a SLUT!! Woth personal demons

if you can make an app that tells you if your ass smells like shit you will make the aeasiest $1million dollars in the world

THATS IT!!!!!! I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS GUYS SHIT

every own i have ever done in my life is the own i think it is

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Hate the feelings I'm Haveing right now

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That's cool your mad at me when I didn't do anything wrong

heavens pray that the goofster, the gagmeister, and the stoogelord don't join forces and create a slapstick squad more powerful than the CIA

in kindergarten, i became most popular kid in class after calling the farmer in the dell "A gaped out ho" .
By 2nd grade, i was again Hated.

kit kats.. potato chips.. air fresheners.. Hey! who remembers when the gas station, sold GAS!!!

did it hurt when you fell from heaven and kissed my stupid ass you mother fucker

Ohh!! THe agony of it all! Im sorry!! Im so so sorry! The pain my POSTS have caused! How many more must SUFFER? I cant stop! Its to good

Ah ha ha ha !!! Wauh ha ha!!!

just sent $39k in crypto growth exchange funds to a guy named "Dinglepussy" and am now being gosted by him

scammers dont even bother making their usernames match anymore?? they cant possibly be this stupid. my theory is theyre playing on Hard Mode

my screen play explores the question: what if master cheif smoked a big cigarette from the year 3000 that worked through his space suit

Ladys... if U have never been sucked by a man who pours Cement , you are SHIT !!

participatr in something known as "the porky pig discourse" hmm no thanks im busy sending pics of my new dinette set to 115 different girls.

me & the boys can never hold a Luau (hula maidens, pig w/ apple in mouth, limbo) thanks to the loud mouth craop going on at college campuses

Fucka!!!!

someone has smeared shit all over my "please don't run me off the road" bumper sticker andi need help getting DNA out of the shit

delta variant? wake me up when theres a WINE varirant

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Tptjga

Im sorry for saying that all the cartoon characters who have depression deserve to have depression. Im stupid. Im stupid. I shouldntv (1/31)

In reply to will

@BoredInTartarus because it is one, against white guys

joining a classic Crooner's union

crook

In reply to Someone Else Is RTing Stuff DONT UNFOLLOW

@tom_on_here Cool your nuts scum bag

"E3 AINT OVER"
thats right im making a game. check out this Exclusive preview and consider supporting the devs (me)
https://www.patreon.com/posts/53072445

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New in the adult world starting a new adult video company.

.@saddamhussein take a lap chowder head

(pointing at some bull shit on the news) You see that?? Theyre from reddit

@waif0000 BIg mistake!

No More Fooling Around: if your post sucks my balls , it will be regarded as SHIT !!!!

In reply to paula

@sunnnypaula Me

if i could time travel id go back to 2016 & tell my self the rwriters of the final season of 2017 are about to smoke crack like never before

my flollowers are more interested in smoking koush than helping me move my groceries around

(g uy runs me over in a pick up truck and breaks my ribs and twists my fucking legs off) Oh thats crindge!

In reply to johnny ╱╲ ➠ ╱╲╱╲ ➠ ╱╲

@USSRdad man with sword has ability to Vanish (unconfirmed)

In reply to johnny ╱╲ ➠ ╱╲╱╲ ➠ ╱╲

@USSRdad got our best men on the case

Whats fucked up is , some will think this is good!!!

In reply to @Read_The_Stats

@Read_The_Stats @synthgoon shot da fuck up BITCH

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I love to do sex !!! Uhh.oohh.. Sex!

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thaiflood

3d dog

my proposal: snl for mensa likers. @ericgarland unblock me you goofed-up fucking freak i wanna make you Famous bitch

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that awkard moment when your parents try to make your friends laugh

come now ladys for a night of pleasue and devils deeds

its a travesty that my Diddy kong racing any%s arent pulling the viewers they deserve because theyd all rather see a woman showing her BRA !

i come here for the kind of comedy that a man can respectuflly nod towards , i have not laughed in 10 years, laughing is for hyenas & ghouls

either the EU approves my sacntions imposed against the wily digimon otis or its "back to brexit"

surgery to make my head drier

what if my posts were the one thing stopping PUTIN from turning the USA into a Slave Zone. think on that a little before you unfollow my ass

big bbq coming up. should i wear the apron that has a picture of ziggy taking a shit or the one that says "introverts are good at Fucking"

In reply to Mike F

@DeputyWarlock @TOS_Violator Just want to make sure my friend cj doesn't get poisoned.

In reply to constantly tricked by AI

@TOS_Violator @DeputyWarlock wash it carefully before using it please.

#E32021 Actual T-Shirt Seen At e3 2021 - "Next Gen Sucked Me Off " . - Why? How?

#E32021 E3 has failed. Sex has dominated the world. Michael jackson is on the loose once again. Games & Games Culture is nothing but compost

#E32021 These games will make you crap your load like never before. There has never been a better time to get fucked at 120 fps

"i Fucking do it all — For the fans..." - Dril

Ive built a solid rapport with the Moderation staff. And I thank them for Punishing me while discussing Arts & Culture w/ other 30yr old men

i like to think if i was alive in the 1800s & saw a Minstrel Show id take the Rational approach. id say "This is simply the SNL of its time"

@womenlover007 i hate it

need to find out if the eagle tattooed to my sons chest is racist or normal

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Gift cards cash app and bitcoin suck ass https://twitter.com/LawlessMicael/status/1396277676801994753/video/1

i forgive Ellen

This tweet was sent from the high way at 99mph

CONGRATULATIONS
Legendary Babe Ruth
"Posthumous conversion to Islam"
Now thats a home run

topless hvac repair

These are the most important jeans you will ever wear

mcdonald kids meal ad asks: "What If Kids Ran The World?"
cue insane montage of cosby, Fogle, weinstein, et al. getting shivved in prison